Gandhi bole ahimsa par Anna bole hinsa…

Chiddu-PM ko joota aur Prashant Bhushan ko koota…

Sibal ko kaala jhanda aur Baba Ramdev ko danda…

Rahul-virodhiyo ko laat aur anek virodh ne lagayi waat…

Pawar-Sukhram ko slaps aur UPA ko non-stop raps…

BSY-Kejriwal ko chappal aur Jindal-Advani ko bhi chappal…

Neta log sab hain jhoota aur mil kar desh ko loota …

Gaya tel lene ahimsa, ab bharat main hinsa chalega hinsa…

© Sunil Rajguru

More on India’s Slapgate…

The slogan for years had been…
Congress ka haath aam aadmi ke saath.
Now with the slap on politician Sharad Pawar, the common man’s slogan is…
Aam aadmi ka haath Congress ke gaal ke saath.
(OK, OK, he’s from the NCP, but he’s still been a veteran Congressman for most of his professional life)

What’s with all these gates?
Shoegate.
Slippergate.
Slapgate.
Is it time to tighten the Securitygate?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Tata Successor Family Song

London dekha, Paris dekha, aur dekha Japan,
Indra dekha, Ramadorai dekha, sab dekha meri jaan,
Saare jag main kahin nahin hai aur koi lene wala
Ratan ka sthaan,
I love my family, I love my family, I love my family…
Mistry hain to kya hua, phir bhi hain ye Tata ka family…

(Original Song: I Love my India.
Film: Pardes.
Year: 1997.)

This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru

Slapgate in Bollywood dialogues…

Karma (1986)
Sharad Pawar ko pahali baar kisi ne thappad maara hai, first time. Is thappad ki goonj suni tumne? Ab is goonj ki goonj tumhe sunai degi aur dikhai degi, jab tak TV channels chalte rahenga tab tak dikhai degi, sunai dega 24X7… ye thappad bhoolega kabhi nahi na ye desh na ye TV channels aur na ye viewers…

Dabangg (2010)
Thappad se dar nahin lagta hain sahab… actually thappad se hi dar lagta hain sahab!

Post script…
Tired of incidents of shoe and slipper throwing, someone decided, “Apna haath, Jagannath.”

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Thak Thak Chutkule 8

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Cyrus.
Cyrus kaun?
Sahi raste pe jaa raha hain, chinta mat karo,
Tata nahin to kya, wohi pariwar ka hain bhaaya ye Mistry.

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Raja.
Raja kaun?
Raja ka to baj gaya tha baja, par ab Chiddu bhi jaayega bidu, but money on Kani finally getting bail.

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Haqqani.
Haqqani kaun?
Haq nahin sarkar ke paas lagta hain,
in fact sabka haq knees pe aa gaya hain us desh main.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Books and Authors: Current Affairs

International…

A General out of his Labyrinth!—Asif Ali Zardari

All the Prime Minister’s Women—Silvio  Berlusconi

(A sequel to All the President’s Women by Bill Clinton)

A Tale of Two Revolutions—The Unknown Egyptian Protestor

Arms and the Afghan—Mullah Omar

Blind Men of Pakistan and the War Against Terror—Maulvi Jalaluddin Haqqani

Economy…

Book of (No) Job— The Unknown Wall Street Protestor

And Quiet Flows the Cash— Another Unknown Wall Street Protestor

I Bing—Bill Gates

National…

How to Lose Friends and Influence No People—Diggy Raja

Chronicle of a Scam Foretold—Subramanian Swamy

Waste Land: The Playing Fields of CWG & F1— Mani Shankar Aiyar

Catch-22—Manmohan Singh

Heir (Not So) Apparent: A Biography of Rahul Gandhi—Arvind Kejriwal

Pride and Prejudice—Manish Tiwari

Does the Empress of India have the Emperor of Maladies?—The Non-existent Indian Journalist

Much Ado About Nothing: The truth behind 2G—Kapil Sibal

My Prison Diary—Anna Hazare

Khan Wars—Kareena Kapoor

MMS & A Series of Unfortunate Events—Pranab Mukherjee

In Search of Rahul Gandhi—An Unknown Indian Citizen

2011: War Without Victory—Manmohan Singh

These versions by Sunil Rajguru