When #YogiAdityanath took charge of Uttar Pradesh…

#YogiAdityanath looks like #VinDiesel.
The Left-liberal-media-intellectual-Lutyens lobby feels that Modi has pulled a Fast one on them and hence are Furious.

The world turned Left so much that it came around on the other side and became Right.
#Modi #Brexit #Trump #YogiAdityanath

Q: Kejri destroying Delhi.
Lalu destroying Bihar.
Mamata destroying West Bengal.
Your comments?
#AdarshLiberal: #YogiAdityanath “WILL” destroy UP!!!

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
—Yogi Berra.
In politics, you don’t know nothing.
—#YogiAdityanath.

The future ain’t what it used to be.
—Yogi Berra.
That future is already here!
—#YogiAdityanath.

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
—Yogi Berra.
I know! Just look at me!
—#YogiAdityanath.

Whoever the media backs gets destroyed.
Whoever the media attacks does really well.

Most media outlets saying “controversial” Yogi appointed.
Have Pappu, Kejri, Lalu, Mamata, Nitish, Sonia, Sibal… seen no controversies?

Chief Ministers younger than Pappu…
#YogiAdityanath.
Devendra Fadnavis.
Pema Khandu.

BJP picks up youth leader to be Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh.
(Kyun bhai? #YogiAdityanath Pappu se do saal chhota hai, aur do baar jyaada Lok Sabha polls jeet chuka hai)

Lotus blooms in the mud.
UPA2 created so much mud all across the country, that the lotus is still spreading like wildfire.

From 2004-09 an extra constitutional authority ruled India with an abysmal mandate of 27% Lok Sabha seats.
Funny to see its supporters doubt every other mandate.
#ElectionResults

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When Modi picked the Yogi…

#Modi
2002—Ye ab gaya!
2007—Ye ab gaya!
2009—Ye ab gaya!
2013—Ye ab gaya!
2015—Ye ab gaya! #DelhiBihar
2017—Ye ab gaya! #YogiAdityanath

Modi thrives when the Left-liberal-media-intellectual-Lutyens lobby attacks him 24X7.
They were slowing down but with #YogiAdityanath it’s game on again.

2001-13: Very few have really been able to predict what Modi will do and why.
Yet he has a near cent per cent success rate during this period.
#YogiAdityanath

1. Mulayam-Maya-Akhilesh have been abysmal Chief Ministers.
2. Modi has a clear development agenda for Uttar Pradesh.
3. He has put a Committee of 3 to rule Uttar Pradesh.

#Gamechanger #Modi
#Gujarat #Gamechanger
#2014Polls #Gamechanger
#SurgicalStrike #Gamechanger
#DeMo #Gamechanger
#YogiAdityanath #Gamechanger

Modi-Shah chun chun kar old politics ke saare rules of the game ko maar rahe hai.

#SurgicalStrikes
Pakistan #PoKAttack
Economy #DeMo
Left-liberal-media-intellectual-Lutyens lobby #YogiAdityanath

2014: Hardline. #Modi
2016: Hardliner. #Trump #Brexit
2017: Hardlinest. #YogiAdityanath

Target for seculars…
1980s hardliner—Vajpayee.
1990s hardliner—Advani.
2000s hardliner—Modi.
2010s ka hardliner mil gaya: Yogi Adityanath.

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#IndVsAus #RanchiTest musings…

Pujara: Maine double century maara!
Sehwag: Bhai sahab, 521 balls main to main do do triple century maarta!

Rohit Sharma in ODIs: 264(173).
Cheteshwar Pujara in Tests: 202(525).

Cheteshwar Pujara makes India’s slowest double century in the history of international cricket (521 balls).

Maximum balls faced in an innings…
Wall I Gavaskar: 472.
Wall II Manjrekar: 422.
Wall III Dravid: 495.
Wall IV Pujara: 525.

Cheteshwar Pujara becomes India’s first Quintuple Centurion (in terms of balls faced—500) in the history of international cricket.

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The power of Sidhu…

When he was with BJP, NDA was in power in Punjab.
Met Kejri and talk of AAP winning.
Joined Congress. And Congress won.

Cricketer.
Commentator.
Comedian.
Celebrity Judge.
Road Rage accused.
Film actor.
Lok Sabha MP.
Rajya Sabha MP.
Punjab Minister.
Sidhuisms.
God in TV serial.
#Sidhu

From being a small fish in a big pond (MP—Lutyens’ Delhi) to being a big fish in a small pond (Minister—Punjab), Sidhu is finally a winner.

(Also read: Like pitches, you never know which way Sidhu will turn)

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General political musings of the day

CONGRESS
Care
Of
Nehru
Gandhi
Rajiv-Rahul
Emergency-Indira
Sanjay
Sonia

First you win, then they fight you, then they laugh at you, then they ignore you.
*They=People of India.
You=Pappu.
Win=2009 Lok Sabha win.

When they go low, we go high.
—Michelle Obama.
I’m always high no matter how low we go.
—Pappu.

When they go low, we go high.
—Michelle Obama.
When he goes high, we go low.
—Opposition on Modi.

Bihar-WB ruin continues;
Behenji is playing super victimhood;
Kejri is spouting utter nonsense;
Sonia’s abroad—
All’s normal with politics!

Prashant Kishore is like Manmohan Singh.
PK was good under Modi, but bad under Pappu-Akhilesh.
MMS was good under Rao, but bad under Sonia.

Opposition attacking Modi hysterically 24X7, ignoring voters and clueless about real strategy.
And you ask why Modi keeps winning.

It may be possible to beat Modi in 2019.
But not if the entire opposition runs around like headless chickens all the time.

Bad news for BJP.
Diggy Raja may be removed from Karnataka.
Shows Congress is serious.
Now if Pappu doesn’t campaign, then Congress has a fighting chance.

The current ABC of misgovernance…
Arvind
Banerjee
Congress.

AAP chose the broom to think that they would sweep all States.
Fate chose to sweep AAP out of all States, Delhi bhi jaayega.

Kejri will probably say to his workers…
We did not lose Punjab-Goa, but in fact we won.
That’s because we saw a 30% growth in total MLAs!

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The fall and fall of Sri Sri Kejri Baba…

You can fool all the people some of the time (2011 August Kranti agitation), and some of the people all the time (Delhi 2013 and 2015 elections), but you cannot fool all the people all the time (2014 Lok Sabha elections, 2017 Punjab-Goa elections).
#Kejri

AAP’s internal survey has found that Kejri is already the Prime Minister of India and hence they can stop contesting elections henceforth.

Media created Kejri in 2011, launched him in 2013, boosted him in 2015.
Media created Akhilesh in 2012, boosted him till 2016.
Both busted in 2017.

Sees himself: Virtual Prime Minister.
Media/Modi Haters see him: Future Prime Minister.
Is: Glorified Delhi Mayor with Sisodia doing all his minuscule workload.

Some people live in Reality.
Others in Virtual Reality.
Kejri lives in Media Reality, the world of TV channels, advertisements and Twitter.

Delhi will be like London—Kejri.
Matlab kya?
Thames airlift karke laoge?
Big Ben-Buckingham Palace banaoge?
Shakespearean nautanki laoge?

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The Modi tsunami continues with #2017Elections…

When Modi took over as campaign chief in 2013, Congress had more LS MPs, RS MPs, MLAs along with a Congress President and Vice President.
This year it will be all BJP.

Top 4 States by area—Rajasthan, MP, Maharashtra, UP.
All 4 BJP.
If BJP wins Karnataka in 2018—9/10 biggest States will be NDA.
Exception—Odisha.

1989-2009: Most polls were hung.
2012-2017: Most polls are very decisive.
How does the entire electorate of India change its mind at once?

Huge winner: BJP.
Runner-up: Congress.
Huge losers: BSP, SP, AAP

After the 2019 Lok Sabha elections, Pappu will be inducted into the BJP, revealing that he was a secret agent all along, merely carrying out Mahatma Gandhi’s 1947 request of disbanding the Congress which was not needed as we had achieved freedom.

Narendra Modi has been #Remonetized.
Get ready for the next #SurgicalStrike.

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Modi se panga mat lena warna…

Foresight of media analysts.
2016—#Demonetization.
Immediate analysis: He will be routed in 2019 thanks to this.
Reality—Landslide in 2017.

Aisa kabhi suna hai ki kamal ne haathi ko kuchla???
25 times more seats!

Whoever wants to be PM in Modi Raj is destroyed.
Maya is next to zero.
Mulayam is powerless.
Nitish has Lalu.
Mamata can’t even manage WB.

The steady fall of Maya…
2014: 0% Lok Sabha seats.
2017: 4.7% UP Assembly seats.
2018: 0% Rajya Sabha seats.

Baap nambari failure,
to beta das nambari failure.
#Mulayam #Akhilesh

So many parties on self-destruct mode.
SP.
BSP.
AAP.
BJD.
TMC.
JDU.
ADMK.
CPM.
NCP.
Shiv Sena.
Congress.

Mummy, I am ahead in 3 states and Modi uncle just 2!
#Pappu #ElectionResults

Congress ka Pappu + SP ka Pappu…
So besaahare ne ek doosre ko khadde main daal diya.

Non-Nehru/Indira/Sympathy Wave Lok Sabha seats.
MMS: 206.
Rajiv: 197.
Sonia: 145.
Pappu: 44.
Pappini if given the chance: 20, maybe.

News.
Pappu says: Jab Obamaji ki patni Amreeka main apni rasoi me kucch pakaaye…
Analysis.
Pappu is such a sexist that he wants even an ex-Prez’s wife to just cook in the kitchen.

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Global liberals still in total meltdown

US Democrat worldview…
1961-69: Democratic President.
1969-77: Crooked establishment.
1977-81: Democratic President.
1981-93: Reagan was lucky.
1993-2001: Democratic President.
2001-09: Democratic candidate won.
2009-17: Democratic President.
2017-21: Democratic candidate won.

We can get news wrong a million times.
But if we suspect that your news may not subscribe to our ideology, then it’s “Fake News”.
Regards,
Media.

Anything tagged as “Fake News” by media and social media barons is in fact “Anti-Communist News”.

The American Left is still furious that Russia gave up Communism in 1991.
They are still trying to take their revenge in 2017.

Nero fiddled while Rome was burning.
Media-Liberals-Leftists-intellectuals fiddling while Europe is burning.

Obama took over in 2009 and his honeymoon period is yet to end with the media.
Trump took over in 2017 and his honeymoon period ended in 2015.

Obama oversaw the abuse of Trump and sabotaged his upcoming Presidency.
He can expect no mercy if he’s made grave infractions.

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Musings on L’affaire #Gurmehar

What they tell you…
A martyr’s daughter’s freedom of speech.
What it is…
An AAP supporter playing intense politics.
Why else has the entire establishment backed her in such a manner?

Synonyms
#AwardWapsi
#Intolerance
#Kanhaiya
#Gurmehar

For an #AdarshLiberal, Bharat tere tukde honge is free speech, Pakistan tere tukde honge is hate speech and the genocidal Mao is a god.

Then…
Ae mere watan ke logon, zara yaad karo kurbani, jo shaheed…
Now…
Ae mere watan ke tukde tukde karenge, kurbani gayi tel lene, kaun shaheed?

The real issue is that India is steadily getting azadi from these nonsensical azadi demanding groups.

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Modi will never be PM.
Brexit can’t happen.
Trump will never be President.
Peddlers of fake news calling their rivals fake news.

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Left-Liberal musings…

If you abuse India and praise Pakistan, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
But if you abuse Pakistan and praise India, death to you!
—#AdarshLiberal

Leftists hate India.
Leftists hate democracy.
Leftists hate Hinduism.
Yet they are the first to scream “hate crime”, “Nazi” and “racist” at the drop of a hat.

A BJP woman not allowed to speak at Jamia.
An AAP woman spoke so much that people got fed up.
Guess where the outrage was?
#Shazia #Gurmehar

Trump runs for President. Shock!
Trump wins nomination. Shock!
Trump wins election. Shock!
Trump gives Presidential speech. Shock!
Media still has zero understanding of Trump.

Have you seen La La Land?
Nitish: No. Who cares. As it is I live in Lalu Land.
Moonlight?
Nitish: Yes, he has taken all the sunshine leaving me the moonlight.

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February 2017 Status Updates

Dada ho ya Dhoni ya ho Kohli.
Ekhaad match main total collapse zaroori hota hai.
#IndvAus

(February 25)

Incredible India.
A will walk on the road and yell at two-wheeler if he comes close.
A two-wheeler will come on the pavement and yell at pedestrian to get away.

(February 13)

Fan 1: By records, Sachin is the greatest.
Fan 2: By victories, Dhoni is the greatest.
Fan 3: By both, Kohli is the greatest.

Great Test player.
Great ODI player.
Great iT20 player.
Great IPL player.
Great captain in all of the above.
#ViratKohli

(February 10)

Donald Trump’s mother was a Scottish immigrant.
His paternal grandparents were German immigrants.
His first wife was a Czech immigrant.
His current wife is a Slovenian immigrant.

(February 5)

Mahatma Gandhi is not the Father of the Nation.
He is the Father of the National currency.
His face has come on 1000, 500, 100, 50, 10… Rupee notes.

#DeMo
+ #Jio
= Mobile Data revolution.

(February 4)

What a fall!
First attack…
Modi.
Then his core team.
Then any BJP leader.
Then any random Sangh member.
Now his Twitter followers.

So many Nehru blunders are being unearthed that soon we’ll just have a very short list of things that Nehru didn’t commit any blunders.

If Nitish officially joins hands with Modi then suddenly people will start noticing all of Bihar’s problems.

None of India’s problems have been solved but now the smartphone gives you an always at hand 24X7 distraction 365 days a year.
Progress!

By the time an Indian city completes infrastructure upgrade for x people, the population becomes 2x.

(February 3)

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