2015-24 may well be declared the Trump Delusion Era…

At the beginning of the US Presidential primaries…
He’s not serious. He’s not serious. He’s not serious…
He’ll withdraw. He’ll withdraw. He’ll withdraw…

Towards the end of the primaries…
He can’t be nominated. He can’t be nominated. He can’t be nominated…

At the very end of the primaries…
Republican leaders will oust him. Republican leaders will oust him. Republican leaders will oust him…

When he got the ticket…
He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win…

When he won…
This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening…
I am dreaming. I am dreaming. I am dreaming…
It was rigged. It was rigged. It was rigged…

When they realized it had happened…
Recount will stop him. Recount will stop him. Recount will stop him…
Electoral College will stop him. Electoral College will stop him. Electoral College will stop him…
A miracle will stop him. A miracle will stop him. A miracle will stop him…

When he was sworn in…
This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening…
I am dreaming. I am dreaming. I am dreaming…

When they realized he was President…
He will be impeached. He will be impeached. He will be impeached…
He will be ousted. He will be ousted. He will be ousted…
He’ll quit in frustration. He’ll quit in frustration. He’ll quit in frustration…
Constitutional crisis. Constitutional crisis. Constitutional crisis…
Chaos. Chaos. Chaos…
Coup. Coup. Coup…
Miracle. Miracle. Miracle…

© Sunil Rajguru

They still can’t accept “President Trump”

The US media keeps saying chaos.
That’s counter-productive.
A new order always comes from chaos.
They are prophetically saying Trump is building a new world.

Thus spake the powerful…
Dems
+Media
+Liberals
+Hollywood
+IT czars
+Academia
+Intellectuals
+NGOs
+Global movers
=Oh us poor victims!

Liberals, media, Hollywood, Silicon Valley, universities, NGOs, global community hate Republicans and love Democrats.
Trump hasn’t changed anything, just highlighted it.

French President warns US President against meddling in Europe’s affairs.
Trump, Obama, the Bushes, Bill, Carter went full ROFL.
Many ROFLs beyond the grave too!

Trump Haters are indulging unprecedented violence to prove that Trump is violent because… well just because…

What you are witnessing is the largest puerile temper tantrum in the history of modern democracy.
#TrumpDerangementSyndrome

Nowadays Free Speech is Leftist Speech.
Anything against Leftist Speech is dubbed Hate Speech.

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Musings on the 2017 Assembly elections…

#2017Polls
If Pappu wins…
If Pappu loses…
Answer is the same.
He’ll eventually become Congress President.
Life ho to aisi!

If Kejri wins Goa and Punjab, then along with Delhi it will be a sort of Bermuda Triangle where all governance will go missing.

So will Punjab be the second State to have AAPRajya after Delhi?
Supreme Leader Kejri to extend his domain?

In 1952, Congress won 388/429 seats in the UP elections.
In 2017, it is dancing on one leg because it is getting to contest 105/403 seats.

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The 10 Godhras that India forgot and the Congress leaders in charge

Bollywood writer Salim Khan once stated that there were many riots before 2002’s Godhra and nobody even remembers the names of the Chief Ministers who were in charge when these riots took place.

Here’s a list of such names…

1. 1969, Gujarat. Hitendra Desai: India was born of bloodshed in 1947. But thereafter, till 1969, there were no major riots in India. That calm was shattered in 1969, which could be called the 9/11 for riots for India. While the official toll was 500+, there were unofficial claims that about 2000 actually died. The tragic part is that the riots lasted for more than a month and for that alone the blame has to go to Congress Chief Minister Desai.

Interestingly, the ghettoization of the Muslim community began immediately after this, something that has been blamed more recently in the 2000s on current Prime Minister Narendra Modi. Conspiracy theories abounded in that era and people also dragged in the names of the then Prime Minister Indira Gandhi and Congress leader Morarji Desai.

2. 1980, Moradabad. VP Singh: Here’s another one. A new Chief Minister took over in a populous Indian State. Within months, riots took place following communal tensions and police firing. We are not talking about Modi and Gujarat, but VP Singh and Uttar Pradesh.

As mentioned above, the death toll figures are notorious in India. The official toll is less than 500 and one unofficial toll said it was in the tune of 2500! At times you feel human life really has no value in India during such occasions. In fact this time the police was at the centre of it. Muslims pelted stones at the police who fired back with live bullets killing 100 and the riots raged after that.

3. 1983, Nellie. Indira Gandhi/Prakash Chandra Sethi: The modus operandi of this riot is totally unprecedented. Muslims in villages around Nellie in Assam were picked upon by armed perpetrators and simply slaughtered in one-sided attacks. While the official toll is 2000+, one estimate put the final toll in excess of 10,000 and an essay in Refugee Watch (most of the dead were Bangladeshi refugees) called it one of the worst pogroms after World War 2.

Bangladeshi names were found on electoral rolls in 1978. An agitation to have them removed led to clashes and the communal tension finally boiled over into violence. Indira Gandhi did nothing after she became Prime Minister in 1980 as things got successively worse. In fact Assam was under President’s Rule at that time putting the blame at the footsteps of Prime Minister Indira and Home Minister Sethi.

Guess how many people were convicted for the thousands of dead? Zero! All cases were dropped by Indira’s son Rajiv as part of the 1985 Assam Accord.

4. 1984, nationwide anti-Sikh riots. Rajiv Gandhi/PV Narasimha Rao: This is one of the most shameful incidents in India’s history. Thousands of Sikhs were massacred while tens of thousands of them were either injured or had their homes or shops burnt. Lakhs were directly affected and millions were scarred for life.

What did Prime Minister Rajiv have to say to that? “When a big tree falls, the earth shakes a little!” How insensitive for the entire Sikh community! While Rajiv got totally off the hook, the role of Home Minister Rao is not even discussed. Eyewitness accounts said that police and Congress leaders took active part in the riots. How did Rajiv react to that? He made those leaders ministers!

5. 1980s, the Gujarat communal cauldron. Madhav Singh Solanki/Amarsinh Chaudhary: The Congress saw the 1969 Gujarat riots starting a new era in communal violence in India. They lost power in the State in the 1970s, but came back to power in 1980 and ruled till 1990 in one of the most communal eras of Gujarat.

Throughout the 1980s, Gujarat was on the edge and there were many incidents here and there. In fact one series of riots started in February 1985 and continued right through to October 1986 claiming hundreds of lives and thousands of displacements. The tension continued through the 1990s and ultimately led to 2002. The 2002 riots were started by enemies of Modi with the burning of a train bogie with kar sewaks.

The Congress and media squarely blamed the BJP for all of this, but the people shut the Congress out of the State in 1990 (save one fleeting one-year government 1994-95) and they are still shut out in 2016.

6. 1989, Bhagalpur. Satyendra Narayan Sinha: Bihar’s Bhagalpur riots claimed more than 1000, saw many police atrocities and allegations that the government did nothing to stop the riots and did nothing for relief and rehabilitation too later on. Sinha stepped down and no concrete action was taken.

7. 1990s, Kashmiri Pandit exodus and subsequent militancy. Indira/Rajiv/Jagmohan: The scale of this is also indeed large as lakhs of Kashmiri Pandits were terrorized in their own State and had to flee the Valley. The sequence of events is as follows…

Indira ran a virtually anti-Muslim campaign in the 1983 J&K Assembly elections. Unable to digest the loss that year, Indira dismissed a popular Farooq Abdullah government in 1984. Indira appointee Governor Jagmohan created a fear psychosis in the Valley. Rajiv did nothing when he took over and saw the Valley burn with hatred.
The hardliners got a foothold and Kashmiri Pandits were targeted and haven’t received justice to this present day. While we had one Kashmir problem after 1948, things were not so bad in the early eighties.

The worsening of today’s Kashmir problem can be traced to Congress’ communalism in the 1980s and the killing of Hindus during that period. So while most of the action happened after Indira and Rajiv had gone, they laid the seeds for something for which we are suffering to this present day. Can you imagine there was President’s Rule in J&K from 1990-96?

8. 1991-92, Mumbai riots. Sudhakarrao Naik/Sharad Pawar: Maharashtra Chief Minister Pawar went to the Centre in 1991 and left behind Naik on his seat and the latter refused to play puppet. A power struggle ensued and governance crashed in the State.

Here also we saw widespread riots from December 1992 to January 1993 and the toll was in the region of 1000. This is one riot that saw the names of multiple parties and communities indulge in violence.

But here too Naik stepped down and Pawar returned and no major action was taken. Mumbai saw many terrorist attacks after this right up to 26/11.

9. 1927-28, Godhra. Morarji: One BJP critic said that Godhra produced a Prime Minister in the form of Modi. But even we accept that as true, he wasn’t even the first! Did you know that riots took place in Gujarat during 1927-28? In that the Deputy Collector of Godhra was found guilty of going soft on the Hindus and demoted by the British.

Thanks to the Godhra riots, he quit in 1930, joined the Congress and became Chief Minister of Bombay State (which was split into Maharashtra and Gujarat) and also Prime Minister. That man is none other than Morarji, who introduced prohibition in Gujarat and whose name was linked to the 1969 riots too.

10. Partition? Former US President Barack Obama hypocritically said that Mahatma Gandhi would be shocked by India’s intolerance today even as his Presidency saw race relations absolutely plummet. But what of Partition which saw terrible Hindu-Muslim-Sikh riots that saw a lower death estimate in lakhs and a higher one in excess of one million.

Everyone saw this violence coming. Did Mahatma Gandhi and Jawaharlal Nehru try to postpone Partition to get things in order? Did they put troops in strategic places to avoid conflict? Could they have sought extra British help to quell the riots? Alas, we are forbidden from even discussing these things let alone finding out the answers.

Parting shot…
The above list includes the following Prime Ministers… Nehru, Indira, Morarji, Rajiv, VP Singh and Narasimha Rao. However the twin towers of Congress communalism and Communist violence (Telangana rebellion, Naxalism, Maoism, West Bengal-Kerala killings and Leftist student aggression) is totally out of the debate for our media, intellectuals, liberals and Civil Society.

© Sunil Rajguru

It is fashionable to abuse Hinduism in Hindustan…

A day will come when Liberals will claim that Hinduism doesn’t exist.
It is a figment of our imagination.

If you abuse just Hinduism non-stop, you are neither an atheist nor a true secular.
You are simply a hater of Hinduism.

After Independence curiously anti-Hindu history books and academic text books were propagated.
Today you’re seen as a fanatic if you want to correct it.

3 Independences
1947—Foreign—End of British rule.
1991—Economic—End of nonsense Nehrunomics.
2014—Political—End of Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty default setting.

Intellectuals
Liberals and
Leftists are making this world very ILL.

Read: 8 reasons why Hinduism rocks in the new age

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The total Liberal meltdown over Trump continues…

US elites fearing Civil War.
Incorrect.
US elites creating conditions for Civil War.
Correct.

The global Liberal meltdown has been so severe that henceforth they shall permanently exist in the liquid state and not the solid one.

For Liberals, Orwell’s 1984 came…
…in India in 2014.
…in UK in 2015.
…in US in 2016.
May come to France and Netherlands in 2017.

He will drop out.
He can’t get a ticket.
They’ll cancel his ticket.
He can’t win.
He’ll be stopped.
The delusion continues…
He will be impeached!

For decades Left was manipulating the masses and winning.
Now Left is fighting the masses and losing.
Endgame nigh.

Before 2014, global Liberals won most of their wars.
2014 and after they have lost all their major wars.

Anti-Trump rally.
A—I’m protesting immigration. You?
B—Me? Climate change.
C—Fascism.
D—Nazism.
E—I’m just protesting!

One day a real Trump administration scandal will come and the tired masses will simply tune it out.
Media will move to the next umpteenth fake scam.

Everyone thinks that Trump is the Apprentice.
What they don’t know is that from now on, everyone in Washington DC is an apprentice.

People power pushed Modi Brexit Trump.
You can fight Modi Trump but not the people.
That’s why Left is losing spectacularly.

In 8 days Trump got more attacks than Obama in 8 years despite the latter spectacularly achieving nothing.

Trump supporters euphoric.
Trump Haters furious.
Not alarming really.
The Presidency is going on expected lines.

As an Indian citizen, I would hate it if certain power lobbying groups tried to thrust a certain amount of immigrants into India.
Don’t see how US-EU should be different.

America is generally an aggressive warlike nation.
Trump Haters are pretending that they are angels and only Trump is the problem.

Trump keeps using “we” and “America”.
Obama keeps using “I”, “me” and “myself”.
Media analysis: Obama is selfless, Trump an egomaniac.

Obama embraced Communism and appeased terrorism.
Trump is embracing Capitalism and opposing terrorism.
That’s progress.
Liberals won’t get it.

Obama kept using executive power to get his way over everything.
Liberals loved it.
Now screaming as Trump does the same.

The BBC on their usual one-sided quest of going after Trump instead ended up embarrassing their own Prime Minister.

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The Climate Change fraud…

The Climate Change debate had more to do with politics and less with science.
So why are you surprised that the debate has suddenly changed?

Climate will change with or without humans.
It’ll change on Earth and Earth-like planets.
Climate Change isn’t a fraud.
The debate is.

If tomorrow humans became extinct would climate become static forever?
It would change and keep changing.
Tells you the stupidity of the term Climate Change.

Read: The climate talks fraud and why India won’t do much

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Pappini, Pappu and other stories…

Pappu/Pappini: Mere paas (SPG cover ki) gaadi hai, (Lutyens) bangla hai, bank balance hai… aur maa bhi hai! Tere paas kya hai?
Modi: Mere paas woh sab hai aur us ke saath kaam bhi hai!

Rajiv ¼ of Indira.
Sonia ¼ of Rajiv.
Pappu ¼ Sonia.
Pappini (Priyanka) ¼ of Pappu.
So the Pappini Raj begins in the Congress!

#PriyankaVadra
The woman who does nothing, achieved nothing and is nothing.
But for the party and media is everything.
#Pappini

Naidu.
Nitish.
Maya.
Patnaik.
Mulayam.
Mamata.
Any senior leader…
100 times more political achievements than Priyanka.
#Pappini

If Priyanka is like February 29 coming every 4 years, then media is like “365 24X7″: Any time ready to elevate and legitimize her!

Congress: We will double our power with Priyanka’s entry!
Problem: Pappu = 0. Pappini = 0.
0 X 2 = 0.

The fall.
Yesterday: Priyanka will get us a majority in 543 Lok Sabha seats!
Today: She will get us a majority in 105/403 UP Assembly seats!

Sonia’s Top 10 ruining India?
Look the other way.
Modi’s Top 10 trying to bring change?
Highlight some random Sangh leader’s remark 24X7.

Breaking news headline…
Politics of hate erupts in Uttar Pradesh!
So, that means Akhilesh’s Goonda Raj was spreading love for 5 years?

A man who is full of rhetoric and has no substance claims that #Budget2017 is full of rhetoric and has no substance.
#Pappu

A Tale of Two Pappus.
#SPCongAlliance

Congress doesn’t need mass leaders but managers*: Krishna.
(*=managers of the Dynasty’s egos)

West Bengal went from Centre Left (Congress) to Left (CPM) to far Left (Mamata).
Truly Left Bengal.
Or like the Eastern Bloc, spiritually East Bengal.

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi.
AAP Wars Final Episode: The Last Jhadu.

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January 2017 Status Updates

Akshay Kumar…
3 100 crore hits every year.
Aamir Khan…
1 all-time blockbuster every 2 years.
Salman Khan…
Consistently giving mindless masala blockbusters since 1989.
SRK…
Hey! My name is also Khan!

(January 31)

India needs a lot of fiber in its broadband diet.

(January 27)

Real achievement was Independence.
Republic Day was just a completion of bureaucratic formalities.
That we celebrate Republic Day greater than Independence Day itself tells a story.

News—Nesta Carter tests positive for dope.
Result—Jamaican men’s 4X100 relay Olympic gold medal forfeited.
Headlines—Usain Bolt stripped!

(January 26)

Half the conspiracy theories in this world are true.
The only problem is we don’t know which ones.

(January 24)

Congress banned.
DMK nodded.
ADMK didn’t do enough.
Still Modi was targeted at protests.
Akela jaagega, baaki sab soenge?
#Jallikattu

(January 23)

Women are doing the worst in politics.
How many successful women politicians not part of a dynasty?

(January 21)

Mulayam-Akhilesh are still father-son.
This has been a smart #SurgicalStrike on Amar Singh, Azam Khan and Shivpal Yadav.
#UPPolls

(January 17)

Typical Arnab handle!
As of now @republic is being followed by 75K+ but is following exactly Zero people!

(January 13)

Priyanka Vadra is part of Congress Reserve Forces.
Has fun all the time and is recalled only for Election Duty. (Campaigning)
#UPPolls

2008: First Parsi to head Land Rover since 20th century.
2017: First non-Parsi to head Tata Group since 20th century.
#Chandrasekaran

(January 12)

Sequence of events…
1. Editors sold out.
2. Reporters didn’t fight.
3. Marketing department took over.
4. Owners got complete charge.
#Media

(January 10)

Looks like the brain cells of the entire Opposition has been #Demonetized.

(January 6)

In the last 10 years, India is the only country to have won all 3 ICC trophies and claimed the ICC No. 1 rankings in all 3 formats of cricket multiple times.
#BCCI

(January 2)

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The more the pollsters and experts get it wrong, the more money they make…

In 2002, most polls and experts said Modi would lose. He won.

In 2004, most polls and experts said the NDA would win. It lost.

In 2007, most polls and experts said Modi would lose. He won.

In 2009, most polls and experts said Congress wouldn’t cross 200. It did.

In 2012, most polls and experts said UP Assembly would be hung, but SP stormed to power.

In 2014, most polls and experts said BJP wouldn’t cross 272. It did.

In 2015 no poll predicted 67/70 for the AAP in Delhi.

In 2015 for Bihar, one poll showed an NDA landslide, another a Mahagatbandhan landslide, another a hung Assembly and one even gave a range that included both a Modi and Nitish win along with a hung House rendering all the polls a joke!

In 2015, most polls and experts said Brexit couldn’t happen. It did.

In 2016, most polls and experts said Trump would lose. He won.

Now that polls have been announced in Uttar Pradesh, Punjab, Uttarakhand, Goa and Manipur, get ready to have these same pollsters and experts give us major arrogant gyan again all the while making tonnes of money. They will move on seamlessly to their next prediction with zero accountability if they are proved totally wrong.

Sad fact of life: The more the pollsters and experts get it wrong, the more money they make.

(And even if they are right this time, it really doesn’t change their overall abysmal error rate for important elections.)

© Sunil Rajguru

Trump haters still living in denial…

Hollywood stars and celebrities have decided to live in a fictional alternate reality where Hillary is President, Obama is Batman and Trump is Bane.

It’s possible that both Trump and Modi will complete their second terms around 2024.
By then Liberal-Left meltdown will be total.

If Bill Clinton wasn’t such a sexual predator and Hillary had not been part of a dynastic succession, then the DC women’s march would’ve been fantastic.

If you’re free to attack someone 24X7, he’s probably not a Hitler.
If you keep beating up his supporters, you’re probably the Nazis.

The very fact that the media attacks Trump-Modi 24X7 and is petrified of Hillary-Sonia lays bare the naked truth behind all the lies

Modi and Trump have their differences.
But their haters are twins separated at birth.

Trump supporters expect something of him.
Trump haters expect him to act “normal”.
No coconuts for guessing who he’ll please.
Latter’s hysteria will go on.

1989-91: Communism physically finished off.
2014-16: Communism spiritually finished off.

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Raj karenge Pappu-Pappini…

From before 2004 we have been hearing that Priyanka will campaign for Congress and do wonders for them.
Pappu-Pappini are forever young, forever hopeless.

An average 21-year-old Indian has more achievements than Priyanka Vadra.
But still the media goes batshit crazy every time she’s rumoured to campaign.

Yesterday.
Akhilesh has a corrupt lawless cycle!
Today.
Can you give me a lift on that cycle?
#Pappu

Rajiv: The last dynastic Prime Minister. (1989)
Sonia: The last dynastic kingmaker. (2014)
Pappu: The last would be dynastic Prime Minister.
Pappini: Beyond hope, but they’ll still push her.

If there’s anyone with lesser achievements than Pappu, it’s Priyanka “Pappini” Vadra.
Media always dying to promote her and give her credit.
#UPPolls

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