The myth of “The Left” and “The Right”…

There is no “The Left” and “The Right”.
There is only “The Centre” and “The Fringe”…
The Centre…
1. Democracy.
2. Equal Rights.
3. Universal Laws.
4. Separation of the Church and State.
5. Capitalism.
The Fringe…
1. Communism.
2. Religious States.
3. Civil/military dictatorships.
4. Pseudo(Seculars-Intellectuals-Liberals).
5. Monarchies, pseudo monarchies like Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty.

#Communism 101

Still born in 1848.
Dead in 1991.
A zombie in 2016.
But still the favourite of media + intellectuals + liberals.

#Communism = Poison.
Socialism = Diluted poiso

Globally, Communists totally sponge off the Capitalist State, but still attack both Capitalism and the State virulently.

1. Capitalism + Democracy.
2. #Communism + Dictatorship.
Call 1. “Right” and 2. “Left” to introduce fake parity.

#Communism = Mass murderers like Mao and Stalin (Together killed 100 million plus)
So attack Modi, Trump, Netanyahu etc.

#Communism = Dictatorship + Zero economic workability.
So it will always attack Capitalism + Democracy virulently to hide that.

With an exactly 0% success rate, they will virulently attack Capitalism for not having a 100% success rate.

Biggest mass murderers of 20th century…
1. Mao.
2. Stalin.
3. Hitler.
Worshippers of No. 1 and No. 2 will call anyone they dislike No. 3.

By Sunil Rajguru

The most politically correct Western ever…

I just saw 2016’s The Magnificent Seven, probably the most politically correct Western of all time… (Spoilers!)

The Seven consist of…

1. An African American.
2. A Native American.
3. A Mexican.
4. An Asian.
5-7. Three Whites.

In the end only the No. 1-3 representing minority groups of America are left standing.

The character Jack Horne who once made a living out of hunting and scalping Native Americans is killed by a Native American and Horne’s death is avenged by his Native American gang member.

It shows Goodnight Robicheaux, a Confederate veteran and the “Angel of Death” realize the horrors of war and refusing to kill at the beginning of the movie.

For gender equality, the Seven are hired by a woman who also becomes the one who shoots the main villain in the end, which none of the Seven can achieve.

The director is African American, the music is done by a Jew, while those with screenplay and cinematography are of Italian descent.

© Sunil Rajguru

Pakistan will do nothing. Neither will America. Only India can solve its own problems…

The Pakistani Army openly trains terrorists and sends them to India.

The Pakistani Government knows this.

The Pakistani Army knows that the Pakistani Government knows this.

The Americans know all of the above and the Indians know that the Americans know this.

So the onus has always been on the Indian government.

The Pakistani Army will always train terrorists and send them to India.

The Pakistani Government will always be a mute spectator.

The Americans will always watch in amusement.

The United Nations is a toothless political body anyway.

China also loves to watch India squirming.

In this equation the only variable is the Indian Government.

Only it has the power to change it and not anyone else.

So in that light #InternationalizingBalochistan, #ReviewingIndusWaterTreaty and #SurgicalStrikes are excellent moves forward.

It only remains to be seen if we can keep doing it.

© Sunil Rajguru

The #SurgicalStrike debate continues…

Why we are a soft nation.
1939-45 World War 2: Full might of Air Force realized.
1962 China war: Nehru refuses to use IAF.
1999 Kargil War: Vajpayee reluctantly uses IAF, that too with restrictions.

India: Officially declare Pak a terror state and stop funds!
US: Have you officially declared Pak a terror state and snapped ties?
Apna haath Jagannath.

4 stages of Congress…
1. Denial.
No #SurgicalStrike took place.
2. Lies.
We did many #SurgicalStrikes.
3. Pettiness.
Army did strike, not government.
4. Ugliness.
Modi doing #KhoonKiDalaali of Jawans.

Pappu’s speechwriter has been steadily killing off his political career for ages and Pappu hasn’t even noticed it.

They have run out of valid attacks, then outlandish attacks, then stupid attacks and now have reached the realm of the bizarre.

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Sasura James Bondwa bhi paan khaata hai!

Sir, will you have your usual Martini shaken, not stirred.
Pierce Brosnan: No thank you, I have my pan masala.
India finally conquers UK!

It appears that many James Bond fans are both shaken and stirred.
#PierceBrosnan #PanBahar

Pan masala endorsers…
1. James Bond.
2. Agent Vinod.
3. Alex Parrish. (Quantico)
4. Ajay Singh Rajput. (Baby)

In India he will soon be called nothing but…
Paanwallah Brosnan.

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Hillary Dickory Dock…

#Deplorables Rubbishes Trump voters.
#BasementDwellers Rubbishes Sanders voters.
#Podesta Rubbishes own voters.

The leaked documents on the sins of Hillary could now fill an entire library.

Hillary-Obama West Asia mismanagement may have cost tens of thousands of lives.
At least it’s open to debate.
How many did Trump kill?
“Hitler” has become a joke.

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Pakistan has attacked us a million times and you still want peace?

Pre-Independence, the Muslim League pushed for Partition, not the Congress. They engineered communal riots, became really alarmist and finally got their way. One estimate of the post-Independence riots puts the toll at a whopping one million, but Pakistan didn’t care. They increased the bloodshed and attacked Kashmir even though nobody gave it to them and both the titular head and popular leader decided to join India.

In 1960, desperate for peace, India signed a very magnanimous Indus Water Treaty. Pakistan rewarded us by trying to annex the Rann of Kutch in 1965. Again we made a magnanimous peace and the further reward was a full-blown war.

Not satisfied with the disastrous 1965 war, they committed genocide in East Pakistan forcing India to intervene. They poured oil on the flames on India’s Punjab problem and then eyed Siachen in 1984. For a change India pre-empted them.

So they started sending terrorists into Kashmir in 1989. They proceeded to destroy Afghanistan via the Taliban. Meanwhile India tried to contain the Pakistani terrorists instead of attacking Pakistan directly which they should have. So Pakistan responded with another war in 1999. India tried to contain it by not crossing the LoC, but do you think Pakistan gives a shit for such finer nuances?

Today Pakistan is in shambles. Terrorists have killed more than 60,000 civilians and many terror groups are in a state of conflict with the Pakistan government. There is a civil war raging in North Waziristan and an Independence movement in Balochistan. There are even Independence movements in Gilgit-Baltistan and a movement in PoK to come back to India. Curiously there was even a rally in Sindh asking for Independence.

Despite all this death and destruction and the disintegration of Pakistan, they still want Kashmir, war, terror and threaten India with a nuclear strike even though India is a much larger power and will just about survive a nuclear war while Pakistan will be totally wiped out.

Pakistan hates itself and you want it to love India?

Pakistan is destroying itself and you think it will care for India?

Pakistan’s Army and government are both butchering its own citizens and you think it will care for Indian citizens?

And you still want to talk peace with Pakistan?

© Sunil Rajguru

#SurgicalStrike? Show me the proof!

Do you see the pattern?
No Gujarat development.
No Modi wave.
No Modi mandate (31%).
No India development.
No #SurgicalStrike.

Schrodinger’s Strike.
It is claimed to have not happened and condemned for having happened at the same time.

Why release #SurgicalStrike proof to satisfy #AdarshLiberals who will never be satisfied. Ever.

Those happy with #SurgicalStrike don’t want proof.
Those asking for proof will never be convinced anyway and may spend time debunking proof.

Einstein—E = mc².
Kejri—Abhi ke abhi convert karke dikha!
Schrondinger—If we take a box and close it…
Kejri—Abhi ke abhi box khol ke dikha!

I will offer 0.00% proof for my 1001 allegations…
Modi must offer proof of #SurgicalStrike to prove Pak is not a liar.

Abuse up front.
Backhanded compliments.
That’s all that Kejri has to offer Modi.
Modi is India. India is Modi.
Modi Haters are India Haters. India Haters are Modi Haters.

Things are coming to such a head that even if Modi wins 2019, Kejri-Pappu & Co. will agitate saying: Show us the proof!

They called the Ishrat case a Fake Encounter.
They have supersized that.
Now they are calling it a Fake #SurgicalStrike Encounter.

A. #SurgicalStrikes are bad. They go against the spirit of Nehru.
B. #SurgicalStrikes are good. Nehru masterminded them.
Congressi: OK, now let’s toss the coin.

Had PV Narasimha Rao launched #SurgicalStrikes in the 1990s, terrorism may have ended then and he might have won another term.

1989-2014—Thousands killed in Kashmir terrorism.
This is before Modi came, Balochistan was raised & #SurgicalStrike happened.

Hundreds of strikes by Pakistani Army trained terrorists.
1 #SurgicalStrike by Indian Army.

Height of expectations…
Calling for Pakistani artistes to condemn #UriAttacks when many Indian artistes refuse point blank to do so.

Kanoon saboot mangta hai!
In the case of #SurgicalStrike…
Chor saboot mangta hai!

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Pakistan bilkul sudhrega nahin musings…

Pakistani Army most cowardly on Earth.
Loses all conventional wars.
Sends civilians (terrorists) to do its dirty deeds.

Top 5 most powerful men in deciding Pakistan’s fate…
1. Obama.
2. General Sharif.
3. ISI Chief.
4. Hafiz Saeed.
5. Nawaz Sharif.

Pak vicious cycle…
1950s/60s: We will never forget Partition.
1970s-90s: We will never forget 1971.
Post-2000: We will never forget how a nuclear power was humiliated in Kargil.

Like Alcoholics Anonymous, Pakistan has a programme called Terrorists Anonymous.
They identify & train them but pretend they are anonymous.

1 bitter Partition—Millions dead/hurt/displaced.
4 wars—1947, 1965, 1971, 1999.
Hundreds of terror attacks.
You think peace will be simple?

India 1947-2016.
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
Pakistan 1947-99.
All we are saying is give war a chance.
Pakistan 1989-2016.
All we are saying is give terror a chance.

Pakistan has been attacking us for donkeys years.
This is retaliation, not escalation.

Pakistan wants J&K in its entirety.
Have a million talks at a hundred levels.
How do you sort that out?

Pakistan has been threatening India since 1947.
Sending terrorists since 1989.
Amazing how some Indians have problems with one #SurgicalStrike in 2016.

Number of those killed by Pakistani trained terrorists is greater than 9/11.
Reaction by India so far is not even 1% of America.

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Hillary and US Presidential musings…

200 million voted for “Fascist” Modi.
52% voted for “racist” Brexit.
Roughly half of US supports “Hitler” Trump.
Maybe problem with “allegation hurlers”, not people.

Obama 2008 slogan…
Change we can believe in!
Hillary 2016 slogan…
That change which never came which we’re still trying to believe in!

Obama 2008 slogan…
Yes we can!
Hillary 2016 slogan…
We didn’t, but we still can, just 4 more years!

No Pak terror state.
No suing Saudis.
Surveillance State.
Targeting Snowden-Manning-Assange.
Negligence with secret mails OK.

Hillary to Pak: You can’t keep snakes in your backyard and expect them only to bite your neighbors. You know, eventually those snakes are going to turn on whoever has them in the backyard.
Q: Great! But aren’t you the handler of the snake handler?

US pensioners’ polls…
No matter who wins, towards the end of the term the President will be 70+ and the Vice President 60+.
Obama retires at 55.

Had Sanders become President, he would have turned his country into the USSR.
(United States Socialist Republic)

From 2017, we should have an Obama Day.
When all day we will talk and talk great things and vow “Yes we can!” but actually do no work.

Sanders, like all Communists, is a coward at heart.
Now forget fighting Hillary, he can’t even speak against her.

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Pappu and a family of Pappus…

Rajiv oversees Sikh genocide and Kashmiri Pandit exodus.
Sonia: Modi—Maut ka saudagar!
Sonia oversaw massive defence decline 2004-14.
Pappu: Modi—Jawano ka khoon ka dalaal!

Nehru let PoK get away.
Indira communalized J&K.
Rajiv allowed Pandit exodus to happen.
Terrorism gained foothold under Rao.
Huge mess to clean.

Don’t want J&K!
Don’t want UN SC seat!
Don’t want Indus water!
Don’t want Aksai Chin!
Don’t want US N-deal!
Don’t want…
#AdarshLiberal: Wow! Foreign Policy whiz!

Computers kaun laya?
Reforms kaun laya?
Democracy kaun laya?
X100 kaun laya?
Aside: Ab Cong jeetega?
Modi: Pappu kaun laya?
Cong haara!

US film on alcoholism: The Lost Weekend.
Indian film on UPA’s corruption, inefficiency, misgovernance and defence decline: The Lost Decade.

#PrashantKishore slowing down…
4th Gear: Helped Modi.
3rd Gear: Helped Nitish.
2nd Gear: Invariably helped Lalu too.
1st Gear: Struggling with Pappu.
Next: The brakes. The End.

Pappu cannot do one thing wrong. (Mera Pappu mahaan)
Modi cannot do one thing right. (Tera Modi beimaan)
#AdarshLiberal #Congress

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