Yet more #NationalHerald musings…

Vadra…
Pre-2004: Mother-in-law.
2004-14: Mother-in-law-is-law.
2015: Mother-in-law’s-mother-in-law-is-Indira-is-India.
2016: Mother-in-law-is-out-law?

Lok Sabha TV and Rajya SabhaTV should be renamed Hungama TV 1 and Hungama TV 2.
‪#‎LetParliamentWork‬

India is Sonia.
Sonia is India.
—Congress.
India is Delhi.
Delhi is India.
—Mainstream media.

Sonia Indira se aage nikal gayi.
Indira ne PM ke gaddi pe baithke taanashaahi ki.
Sonia Opposition benches pe baithke taanashaahi kar rahi hai.

Indira Gandhi returned not because she was jailed, but because she was released after a stupid weak case.
If you go to jail for 10 years, you generally don’t return.

Pappu…
A for ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬.
I for Intolerance.
V for Vendetta.
D for Dictatorship.
Mamma agla kya hai?
A: Beta, J for Jail.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pappu Parliament #NationalHerald musings…

Rajiv worse than Indira.
Sonia worse than Rajiv.
So far Pappu proving much worse than Sonia.
If Pappu loses in 2019, Congress is doomed.
If Pappu wins, India is doomed.

Till now Pappu was dismissed as a kid who threw regular tantrums.
But now it’s really getting out of hand.
‪#‎ParliamentRokoAndolan‬

Pappu: Tu jaanta nahin meri maa kaun hai?
Maa: Tu jaanta nahin meri saasumaa kaun thi?

This boy* will continue to bunk classes** all his life.
*Pappu
**Parliament sessions

Lucky Pappu.
He can say…
Tu jaanta nahin mera baap, maa, chacha, daadi, pardaada, parpardaada kaun hai?
‪#SoniaIsIndirazDaughterInLaw

Lucky Pappu.
He can say…
I am not afraid. I am a descendant of Motilal, Nehru, Indira, Rajiv and Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Columns on anti-corruption…

Why February Kranti is no August Kranti!
February 21, 2015, Sify.com

Why does India worship its criminals?
October 8, 2014, Sify.com

Dozens of politicians in jail soon? Possible!
October 8, 2014, Sify.com

Everybody loves black money in India!
June 23, 2014, Sify.com

You’re corrupt. I’m corrupt. We’re all corrupt!
13 December, 2012, Sify.com

Why the corrupt get away in India
28 May 2012, Sify.com

The A to Z of Anna Hazare
25 March 2012, Sify.com

Open Letter to Anna Hazare…
16 January 2012, Sify.com

Us vs Them: Where Anna scored heavily
7 September, 2011, Sify.com

Why any kind of Lokpal is necessary
4 September, 2011, Sify.com

The Anna revolution: Victory or defeat?
29 August, 2011, Sify.com

7 ways to end corruption in India…
22 August, 2011, Sify.com

Viva Anna! Long live the revolution!
18 August, 2011, Sify.com

An Open Letter to the Congress Party…
16 August, 2011, Sify.com

The A to Z of the Lokpal “nautanki“…
16 June, 2011, Sify.com

India’s long fight against corruption
30 April, 2011, Sify.com

Change begins in Maharashtra
15 April, 2011, Sify.com

Tatas vs A Raja: India’s corruption gap
13 April, 2011, Sify.com

Do we Indians actually want corruption?
25 March, 2011, Sify.com

Why you can’t “punish” an Indian politician…

It’s tough to catch an Indian politician committing a crime.

If caught, tougher to chargesheet him.

If chargesheeted, even tougher to convict him.

If convicted, even more tough to uphold conviction in all higher courts.

Finally, even if the Supreme Court convicts him, then all he has to do his convert his prison cell into a virtual hotel room and bide his time to enjoy a relaxed retired life with all that black money.

In all of this where’s the punishment and where’s the reform?

So the question is, why won’t an Indian politician scam, loot, murder and be super arrogant?

© Sunil Rajguru

Congress corruption musings…

· The Cabinet has just converted the Constitution’s “Collective Responsibility” principle into a “Collective Irresponsibility” one.

· All Nostradamus prophecies have to be edited…
Prophecy: Man with blue turban will rule the world.
Edited version: Man with blue turban will rule the corruption world.

· Fact 1: If all corrupt Ministers quit, Cabinet would be empty.
Fact 2: It wouldn’t make a difference, next lot would loot more to catch up.

· There is a threshold amount beyond which scamsters cannot be caught.
All Congressmen are above the limit and all others are below it.

· People share a love-hate relationship with the Congress.
Hate their corruption and arrogance, but still love to vote for them.

· Right now the relatively few clean central ministries are being pulled up for not meeting their Corruption KRAs.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru