The political death of Narendra Modi is greatly exaggerated…

fake-2355686_12802002.
Gujarat goes to polls amidst the cloud of Godhra.
Forecast: Modi is finished!

2007.
Gujarat goes to the polls in the “absence of polarization”.
Forecast: Modi is finished!

2009.
Gujarat: Congress wins 15 MPs in Gujarat, BJP 11.
Forecast: Modi is finished!

2013.
Modi made campaign chief and decks cleared to become Prime Ministerial candidate.
Forecast: Modi is finished!

2015.
BJP royally plastered in Bihar and Delhi.
Forecast: Modi is finished!

2017.
BJP gets landslide in Himachal Pradesh but wins narrowly in Gujarat.
Forecast: Modi is finished!

india-get-166300_1280The reports of my political death are grossly exaggerated.
—Modi.
(Coming soon: How 2019 will end the Modi story)

© Sunil Rajguru

Yes, Narendra Modi will be thrashed in the 2019 general elections…

fist-1561157_6402002: The grand strategy of Civil Society, liberals, intellectuals and Leftist media…
Hey! Let’s totally demonize Modi, attack him 24X7, plant fake stories round the clock, blame him for ALL the ills of Gujarat and abuse all his supporters!
Result: Modi wins Gujarat.

2007: The grand strategy of Civil Society, liberals, intellectuals and Leftist media…
Hey! Let’s totally demonize Modi, attack him 24X7, plant fake stories round the clock, blame him for ALL the ills of Gujarat and abuse all his supporters!
Result: Modi wins Gujarat again.

2013: The grand strategy of Civil Society, liberals, intellectuals and Leftist media…
Hey! Let’s totally demonize Modi, attack him 24X7, plant fake stories round the clock, blame him for ALL the ills of Gujarat and abuse all his supporters!
Result: Modi leads BJP to landslides in Assembly elections.

2014: The grand strategy of Civil Society, liberals, intellectuals and Leftist media…
Hey! Let’s totally demonize Modi, attack him 24X7, plant fake stories round the clock, blame him for ALL the ills of Gujarat and abuse all his supporters!
Result: Modi gets greatest BJP mandate in the history of Independent India.

2014-17: The grand strategy of the Opposition, Civil Society, liberals, intellectuals and Leftist media…
Hey! Let’s totally demonize Modi, attack him 24X7, plant fake stories round the clock, blame him for ALL the ills of India and abuse all his supporters!
Result: Modi wins most of the Assembly polls with a crushing victory in Uttar Pradesh being the icing on the cake.

2017-19: The grand strategy of the Opposition, Civil Society, liberals, intellectuals and Leftist media…
Hey! Let’s totally demonize Modi, attack him 24X7, plant fake stories round the clock, blame him for ALL the ills of India and abuse all his supporters!
Result: Hmmm!!! Now I wonder what the result of 2019 could be?!?

© Sunil Rajguru

And they can’t stop the Modi juggernaut…

Red is dead.
Saffron is on.

Before 2014, nationwide Congress always had more MLAs than BJP.
Now Congress has close to 800 and BJP 1400 odd.

100 days before a poll: Modi haarega haarega!
50 days: haarega!
10 days: haarega!
1 day: haarega!
D-Day: Arre jeet gaya! Chalo next time…

Big 3 of World Tennis.
Fed. Rafa. Djoko.
Big 3 of Indian politics.
Nehru. Indira. Modi.

Bihar had the Mahagatbandhan.
Retrospectively the UP Pappu + Akhilesh alliance can be called the Mahagadbad.

Anna is threatening another agitation, against Modi.
Means he’s opening another political training course for Kejri ka sequel.

2011. All politicians are corrupt—Kejri.
2017. Kejri is corrupt—All politicians.

Does anyone remember that 6 years back the nation came to a standstill, an old man fasted, a new party was born over Lokpal?
Where’s the Lokpal?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi se panga mat lena warna…

Foresight of media analysts.
2016—#Demonetization.
Immediate analysis: He will be routed in 2019 thanks to this.
Reality—Landslide in 2017.

Aisa kabhi suna hai ki kamal ne haathi ko kuchla???
25 times more seats!

Whoever wants to be PM in Modi Raj is destroyed.
Maya is next to zero.
Mulayam is powerless.
Nitish has Lalu.
Mamata can’t even manage WB.

The steady fall of Maya…
2014: 0% Lok Sabha seats.
2017: 4.7% UP Assembly seats.
2018: 0% Rajya Sabha seats.

Baap nambari failure,
to beta das nambari failure.
#Mulayam #Akhilesh

So many parties on self-destruct mode.
SP.
BSP.
AAP.
BJD.
TMC.
JDU.
ADMK.
CPM.
NCP.
Shiv Sena.
Congress.

Mummy, I am ahead in 3 states and Modi uncle just 2!
#Pappu #ElectionResults

Congress ka Pappu + SP ka Pappu…
So besaahare ne ek doosre ko khadde main daal diya.

Non-Nehru/Indira/Sympathy Wave Lok Sabha seats.
MMS: 206.
Rajiv: 197.
Sonia: 145.
Pappu: 44.
Pappini if given the chance: 20, maybe.

News.
Pappu says: Jab Obamaji ki patni Amreeka main apni rasoi me kucch pakaaye…
Analysis.
Pappu is such a sexist that he wants even an ex-Prez’s wife to just cook in the kitchen.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

My Complete Narendra Modi Columns

Modi haters must reconcile with the fact that Modi is here to stay
March 11, 2017, DailyO.in

I expect Modi to take bolder, hardline, controversial decisions in 2017
DailyO.in, December 5, 2016

Modi haters are only making it worse for India
June 22, 2016, DailyO.in

Has Swamy replaced Jaitley as Modi’s new mukhauta?
May 13, 2016, Sify.com

Modi doesn’t want India to see another Kalam for president
March 31, 2016, DailyO.in

Modi Haters Will Outrage And Fume Till 2019 No Matter What
February 2, 2016, IndiaFacts.co.in

How Modi made Pakistan irrelevant in India’s foreign policy
December 26, 2015, DailyO.in

8 reasons Modi will do absolutely nothing about Ram Mandir
November 30, 2015, DailyO.in

And you Thought Modi Was Doing Nothing?
November 30, 2015, IndiaFacts.co.in

5 reasons why Modi doesn’t give regular interviews or press conferences
November 26, 2015, MyVoice.OpIndia.com

Acchhe Din Are Already Here
November 26, 2015, IndiaFacts.co.in

25 controversies of Narendra Modi
November 16, 2015, Sify.com

Narendra Modi: The Man Who Bounces Back
November 9, 2015, IndiaFacts.co.in

8 #BlowToModi moments in 2015
November 9, 2015, Sify.com

Something Went Wrong with You? Just blame Modi
November 3, 2015, IndiaFacts.co.in

Don’t blame Modi for Godhra if you are ready to spare Gandhis
October 28, 2015, DailyO.in

Right to malign Modi a fundamental MSM right
April 13, 2015, Sify.com

Rise of the outsiders in Indian politics
January 21, 2015, Sify.com

My Narendra Modi Columns till 2014

The more the pollsters and experts get it wrong, the more money they make…

In 2002, most polls and experts said Modi would lose. He won.

In 2004, most polls and experts said the NDA would win. It lost.

In 2007, most polls and experts said Modi would lose. He won.

In 2009, most polls and experts said Congress wouldn’t cross 200. It did.

In 2012, most polls and experts said UP Assembly would be hung, but SP stormed to power.

In 2014, most polls and experts said BJP wouldn’t cross 272. It did.

In 2015 no poll predicted 67/70 for the AAP in Delhi.

In 2015 for Bihar, one poll showed an NDA landslide, another a Mahagatbandhan landslide, another a hung Assembly and one even gave a range that included both a Modi and Nitish win along with a hung House rendering all the polls a joke!

In 2015, most polls and experts said Brexit couldn’t happen. It did.

In 2016, most polls and experts said Trump would lose. He won.

Now that polls have been announced in Uttar Pradesh, Punjab, Uttarakhand, Goa and Manipur, get ready to have these same pollsters and experts give us major arrogant gyan again all the while making tonnes of money. They will move on seamlessly to their next prediction with zero accountability if they are proved totally wrong.

Sad fact of life: The more the pollsters and experts get it wrong, the more money they make.

(And even if they are right this time, it really doesn’t change their overall abysmal error rate for important elections.)

© Sunil Rajguru