West Bengal terror musings…

Empty (pori)bartans make a lot of noise.
‪#‎Mamata‬ ‪#‎WestBengal‬ ‪#‎Burdwan‬

After calling Naxalites Gandhians with Guns, someone will probably shamelessly call the West Bengal terrorists Gandhians with Bombs.

“Terr”ible West Bengal hat-trick…
Congress: Reign of Terror.
CPM: Terrorized all opponents.
Trinamool: Terror houses all over.

Khalistan separatism ended, J&K militancy began.
J&K militancy ended, West Bengal terror factories began.
P.S. Left violence running from 1947-2014.

Progress in West Bengal…
Naxalism promoted to Terrorism.
Left (CPM) promoted to Ultra Left (TMC).
Old fogey (Buddha) replaced by megalomaniac (Mamata).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi Freedom of Speech musings…

Fact 1: The media is petrified of Sonia.
Fact 2: The media has attacked Modi a million times.
Analysis: The Freedom of Speech that flourished under Sonia has vanished under Modi.

People have simply stopped listening to the Delhi elite. Their explanation: It’s a loss of Freedom of Speech!
‪#‎DelhiDurbar‬ ‪#‎ModiSarkar‬

Boring…
Any Khan movie will make Rs 100 crores.
Any Modi election campaign will result in victory.

Pakistan names a cyclone.
That cyclone to hit Gujarat.
‪#‎BlowToModi‬
‪#‎CycloneNilofar‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Tere baap ka party hai kya?

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Naveen: Errr, “Biju” Janata Dal. Isn’t it pretty obvious?

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Omar: Actually mere dadaji ne ye party banaya tha.

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Akhilesh: Ha, isi liye ye haal hai, koi sunta hi nahin mera!

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Pappu: Nahin. Baap, maa, chachu, daadi, uske papa, uske papa ke papa…

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Ajit: Arre! Mama-bhatija bhi kuch cheez hota hai bhai!

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Derek O Brien: Mind your language! It’s just Didi Didi Didi!

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Kumarswamy: Kya farak padta hai. Party hi bacha nahin hai!

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Alagiri: Nahin, bhai ka ho raha hai.

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Uddhav: Eh? Tu jaanta nahin mera baap kaun tha?

Tere baap ka party hai kya?
Chandrababu: Mere sasurji ek mahaan aadmi the.

© Sunil Rajguru

Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty: The law of diminishing returns…

Nehru was less than 50% of Patel/Netaji.

Indira was less than 50% of Nehru.

Rajiv was less than 50% of Indira.

Sonia is less than 50% of Rajiv.

Pappu is less than 50% of Sonia.

Pappini will be less than 50% of Pappu.

Still the slogan will be…
Pappini laao, desh bachao,
Aur uske baad uske baccho ko bhi lao.

© Sunil Rajguru

The Left-Right-Wrong world of Pappu Maharaj…

In 2004, Sonia unwittingly became the right person at the right place at the right time.

However Pappu has proved to be the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time always saying the wrong things and backing the wrong people.

And the Congress still thinks he’s Mr Right.

Well they are right. He is Mr Right for the BJP.

Thanks to him the Left-leaning nation has firmly taken a Right turn.

© Sunil Rajguru