Nehru ke followers abhi tak raita faila rahe hai…

Alarming times!
Intolerant intellectuals.
Law and order sinking in non-BJP States.
Sonia living in fear.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ livelihood being snatched.

Staunch supporters of the most intolerant politician in India’s history (Sonia) have launched a “He’s Intolerant Campaign” against Modi.

The most spectacularly successful Indian scheme since 1947 is…
Nehru-Gandhi Pariwar Aur Unke Chamcho Ko Dhanwan Banao Yojana.

It’s not why ‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬ kept quiet during Emergency and 1984.
It’s why the sins of Akhilesh, Mamata and Siddaramaiah are being foisted on Modi.

Devaluation everywhere…
Sardar Patel–>Hardik Patel.
Mahatma Gandhi–>Rahul Gandhi.
Bal Thackeray–>Uddhav Thackeray.

Looks like a Modi Victory Trauma Allowance Yojana was launched recently.
So many beneficiaries suddenly jumping up and down for no reason.

For most ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ is seen more as good “entertainment” than real news.
That itself tells a story.

It’s funny how media, activists and intellectuals adore the likes of Laloo, Sonia and Kejri, but attack politicians who do good work.

Pre-2014: Modi will become PM only when hell freezes over!
Well Modi haters have been living in a frozen hell for more than a year now and frankly it shows.

At least some progress.
From ‪#‎BlowToModi‬ all the time to ‪#‎Modi‬’sBiggestTest all the time.

Crime happens…
Congressi convicted: Wait for SC verdict! Innocent till then.
BJPian “alleged”: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

First PM…
Leaders elected Patel.
Netaji most charismatic.
Rajaji had economic vision.
Instead we got duffer.

© Sunil Rajguru

It’s an #AwardWapsi war by now…

Tamil Nadu—Can’t criticize Jaya.
West Bengal—Can’t criticize Mamata.
India—Can’t criticize Sonia.
Verdict—Modi is intolerant and suppresses freedom of speech.

Modi…
2002: Attacked. Won.
2007: Attacked. Won.
2012: Attacked. Won.
2013: Attacked. Won.
2014: Attacked. Won.
2015: Under attack. Will win. Yawn!

#‎GharWapsi‬ played up.
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ in full swing.
All for ‪#‎SoniaWapsi‬.

All freedoms exist only for the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty and its chamchas.
That’s the real fight going on right now.

© Sunil Rajguru

#AwardWapsi: Jab Bharat Ratna ka ye haal hai to Sahitya Akademi kya cheez hain?

1. In 1954, Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru recommended to the President that his Vice President S Radhakrishnan get the award.

2. In 1955, Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru recommended to the President that Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru get the award.

3. In 1962, Nehru recommended to the sitting President that the outgoing President (Rajendra Prasad) get the award.

4. In 1971, Prime Minister Indira Gandhi (following her father’s footsteps) recommended to the President that Prime Minister Indira Gandhi get the award.

5. In 1975, Prime Minister Indira Gandhi (again following her father’s footsteps) recommended to the President that the outgoing President (VV Giri) get the award.

6. In 1980 Mother Teresa was recognized only after she won the Nobel Prize.

7. In 1990, Ambedkar got it 33 years after his death.

8. In 1991, Narasimha Rao gave the award to Rajiv Gandhi as a thank you and an appeasement to Sonia.

9. In 1991, Sardar Patel got it 40 years after his death.

10. In 1977, Morarji Desai abolished the Bharat Ratna and still accepted it in 1991.

11. In 1992, Abul Kalam Azad got the award 34 years after his death.

12. In 1992, Satyajit Ray was recognized only after he got the lifetime achievement Oscar.

13. In 1992, Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose got it 47 years after he went missing and the award was scrapped by the court

14. In 1999, Jayaprakash Narayan got it 20 years after his death.

15. In 1999, Amartya Sen was recognized only after he won the Nobel Prize.

16. In 1999, a record was created when Gopinath Bordoloi got it almost 50 years after his death.

17. In 2015, the above record was again broken when Madan Mohan Malviya got it almost 70 years after his death.

© Sunil Rajguru

Abuse Modi 24X7 and still claim suppression of freedom…

We live in a country where the Prime Minister is attacked and abused 24X7.
What greater freedom of speech and expression can there be than that?

FoE-FoS-fume,
I smell the blood of a fake controversy,
Be it alive, or be it dead
I’ll grind its bones to make my bread.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬

Advisor: There is no hope for the Congress.
Sonia: OK, but round up the usual suspects and let’s give it one last try.
#AwardWapsiGang

Ek haath se award lo aur media coverage pao.
Dono haatho se award waapas karo aur doogni coverage pao.

The best anti-Modi arguments come from Modi supporters.
Modi haters merely rant and rave loudly without any rhyme or reason or logic.

Modi bowler hai.
2019 tak bowl karega.
Opponents batsmen hai.
Ek baar out, to out of the game.

Modi haters want him to act tough on crime.
That means they want him to dismiss the Akhilesh and Mamata governments.
That’s the only way crime will come down in those States.

Aap award se itne pareshaan kyun hai?
‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬: Kyunki ab hame reward nahin mil raha hai.

Irony…
Nehru was the Emperor of Intolerance.
Now his chamchas are frothing in the mouth over “intolerance”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AwardWapsi kabhi na ko kam…

All Modi haters return all your awards, Lutyens Bungalows, posts, perks, privileges, cash incentives… India will cheer you.

Common citizen…
1. There is a Sahitya Akademi?
2. They give awards?
3. These strangers got awards?
4. They’re giving them back?

Gorky-Russian Revolution.
Paine-French Revolution.
Franklin-American Revolution.
Indian writers-‪#‎AwardWapasiRevolution‬.‬‬

During Emergency the government killed directly.
Now deaths in Opposition States are being tediously linked to the man at the top.
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ Club—Same to same!

During Emergency they jailed, tortured, censored, killed, no elections, no civil liberties, forced mass-sterilisations…
Now what?
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ Club—Errr… I’m scared?

I was a ward of Sonia but now I feel lost and so I am returning my award.
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬

Mamata, Akhilesh, Nitish and Kejri are ruining their States only to make Modi look bad.
Since Modi must be stopped at all costs, they are right.

Let’s have ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ Night 2015.
Event will have many categories, get umpteen celebrities and top media coverage, so loads of sponsors too!
Akhilesh fails to maintain peace in Dadri.
Siddaramiah fails to protect Kalburgi.
Solution: Return forgotten awards to protest against Modi.

The Sahitya Akademi Award should be renamed as…
The Secularta Akademi Award.

1947 main Nehru ne apne chamcho ko saare opinions ka thekedaar bana diya.
2015 main abhi bhi unke vanshaj raaj kar rahe hai.

2004-14…
Manmohan not guilty as Sonia takes call.
Sonia not guilty as she’s not Prime Minister.
2014-_…
Modi PM of 1.25 billion people.
Guilty for all their sins.

Irony…
Shouting “My voice is suppressed”.
Speaking freely that “Freedom of speech is gone”.
Abusing the PM 24X7 and then playing victim.

Intellectuals…
2005: Sweat! Petrified of Sonia.
2008: Silence! Petrified of Sonia.
2012! Shiver! Petrified of Sonia.
2015: We can finally speak! Modi is a Fascist dictator suppressing Free Speech!

No dissent in India say 1 million dissenters.
No press freedom shout 100 media houses.
Voice suppressed say 1 million Tweets.
Meanwhile all still petrified of Sonia.

Now every award in India will come with a “Return to sender” box and a form asking the reason…
a. Modi hater.
b. Free publicity.
c. Feeling neglected.
(Valid till 2019 at least and maybe beyond)

The Dynasty is on the throne,
Lutyens Cabal is calling all shots,
I am getting all my benefits,
And all is right with the world.
(‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬ pre-2014.)‬‬

Crime happens.
BJP ruling State? Blast BJP.
Congress ruling State? Check Centre.
BJP ruling Centre? Blast BJP.
Cong ruling Centre? Keep mum.

All Delhi journos + Congress/AAP leadership + Activists + Intellectuals + Celebrities
= Total viewership of all English news TV channels.

BJP is the only political party which keeps desperately knocking on the doors of media houses which hate it, insult it and misrepresent it.

Ye Idea of India nahin hai, Idea of Sonia hai.
India ke baare main sahi Idea Modi ke paas hai.

Babar, Hyder Ali and Ranjit Singh ban cow slaughter = Secular.
Gandhi and Nehru ban cow slaughter = Non-violence.
Very same ban in Modi Raj = Fascist, dictatorial and alarming.

High time Modi returned the ban against Rushdie’s book to protest against book writers returning awards against the alleged ban on freedom.

First Front: Modi & allies.
Second Front: Modi hating parties.
Third Front: Koi bacha hi nahin.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The #AwardWapasi continues unabated…

India—The country where returning a 30-year-old forgotten award gets 100 times more coverage than what it first got when given.

At this rate Sahitya Akademi itself will return the institution to the government.

The new Preamble…
We the ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ have declared India a subjugated, Right-wing, communal, dictatorial Fascist State.

Gharwapasi…
1. Awards.
2. Pappu (after his foreign tours).
3. Logic (for intellectuals).
4. Anti-establishment (for media).

Lutyens Bungalows are being reclaimed from ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ by the current government.
That’s the ‪#‎GharWapasi‬ that’s fuelling the current frenzy.

Paraphrasing Churchill…
Never was so much debate dictated by so few (‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬) to so many (citizens of India).

Jis government main tera darr na ho dynastywa,
us government se award hame to lena nahin.

Pre-Modi: All awards were secular.
Now suddenly they are all Communal Awards.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi haters and award returners…

1975-88: Khushwant Singh supported “Emergency” with all its “violence” and his “intolerance” led to “banning” of Satanic Verses.
2015: Writers blast “intolerance”, “violence”, “banning” and “Emergency” like situation at Khushwant Singh Litfest.

“Idea of India” in 5 easy steps…
1. Praise Dynasty.
2. Get benefits in return.
3. Rubbish opposition.
4. Rubbish Hinduism.
5. Cry victim when exposed.

All Adarsh Liberals/Modi Haters should first declare their…
1. Lutyens Bungalows.
2. Posts given to family.
3. Total government junkets.
4. Congressi relatives.
5. All other government perks received.

We are returning the awards to Modi with the hope that Modi will return the Prime Ministership to the Dynasty.

The awards nautanki trilogy…
Fellowship of the Awards.
The Two Towers of Sycophancy and Hypocrisy.
Return of the Awards.

Finally Sonia gets a scheme named after her…
Sonia Gandhi Award Lautao Yojana.

Nayantara Sehgal—A member of the dictatorial Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty that destroyed India.
Finally gets her 15 minutes of fame by calling someone else a dictator.

Perfect symmetry…
Congress government gives its sycophants awards.
These sycophants return award to anti-Congress government.

Na khaoonga na khaane doonga.
—Modi.
Na sacch bolunga na sacch bolne doonga.
—Modi Hater.

Nehru’s niece attacks enemy of Nehru’s granddaughter-in-law.
Is that surprising? Is that news?

Sticks and stones may hurt my bones but names will never hurt me.
—Saying.
We will cover name calling 24X7 and if someone calls us names on Twitter, we will outrage 24X7.
—Indian media.

So it’s clear that Adarsh Liberals and Modi Haters hibernated for one year after 16-5-2014 and then came out with all guns blazing.

Unknown and unheard of worthless government award winners are suddenly becoming famous and renowned by returning their awards.

Modi is like an Australian team which met Kenya in the World cup final (2014 polls).
Alas it’s still as if only Netherlands, Canada, Bermuda etc are challenging him.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty always creates a mess. Others always clear it.

Nehru put too much focus on dams and industries and totally neglected defence and agriculture.

Shastri set that right. He won a war and laid the foundations of the Green and White revolutions in his short stint.

Nehru founded a ridiculous license raj and a pseudo-Communist State that went totally bankrupt in 1991, so much for his underperforming government owned industries.

Narasimha Rao cleared that mess by introducing Liberalization and transforming India’s economy.

Vajpayee took forward his good work.

The stage was set for Sonia to come and ruin India yet again and make a mess again via 10 years of UPA.

Now Modi is clearing that mess and one is sure that when he succeeds and finishes his Swachh Bharat campaign, an anti-incumbency wave will set in and Pappu will become PM to make his own mess.

Then someone will come and clear Pappu’s mess and pave way for Priyanka Vadra’s descendants to take over.

Ad infinitum.

Ad nauseum.

© Sunil Rajguru

With great power comes great…

spiderman-2375803_640With great power comes great responsibility.
— Spiderman.

With great power comes great stupidity.
—Pappu.

With great Pawar comes great profitability.
—Sharad.

With great power comes great dacoity.
—Laloo.

With great power comes great destructivity.
— Kejri.

With great power comes great gullibility.
—The so called powerful Indian electorate.

With great power comes great mediocrity.
—Nehru.

With great power comes great absurdity.
—Diggy.

With great power comes great crudity.
—Manish Tiwari.

With great power comes great hostility.
—Pakistan army.

With great power comes great illegality.
—Chargesheeted MPs.

With great power comes great anonymity.
—Twitter troll.

With great power comes great irrationality.
—Indian media.

With great power comes great manipulability.
—A Raja.

With great power comes great mendacity.
—Bureaucrat.

With great power comes great nudity.
—Sunny Leone.

With great power comes great partiality.
—Lutyens Club.

With great power comes great unacceptability.
—Modi.

With great power comes great negativity.
—Media.

With great power comes great unaccountability.
—The babu.

With great power comes great verbosity.
—Manish Tiwari.

With great power comes great illogicality.
—Diggy.

With great power comes great frivolity.
—Pappu.

With great power comes great moronity.
—Most party spokespersons.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More Modi-media musings…

Modi.
If he’s silent—>Why?
If he speaks—>What’s the use of just speaking?
If incident handled perfectly—>1000 incidents in India to blame him. Pick any one. Repeat.

Media playing Name-Place-Animal-Thing…
Name: Modi.
Place: Godhra.
Animal: Cow.
Thing: Modi’s____
(Game on since 2002)

Media…
2004-14—Attack 1+ crore people but spare 1.
‪#‎Sonia‬
2014- —Attack just 1 person and his supporters and ignore 1+ crore.
‪#‎Modi‬

© Sunil Rajguru

Indian definitions…

Liberal = Not liberal.

Intellectual = Not intellectual.

Secular = Not secular.

Academic/historian = Propagandist.

Troll = A person with an opinion who is not a liberal or intellectual or secular or academic or historian or part of this support group.

Editor = Sales head of a media organization.

Innocent till proven guilty = “Innocent even after proven guilty” if you’re part of the Lutyens Club or its support group. For opponents it’s “Guilty even after proven innocent”.

NGO = PPO = Personal Profit Organization.

Communist = Rich capitalist wearing expensive poor looking clothes.

Corruption = Capitalism.

Honesty = A spoke in the wheel of capitalism.

Civil society = Uncivil society.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When 100 years of Gandhi-Nehru came to an end…

ghandi-1267827_6401915—Mahatma Gandhi came to India and then headed the freedom struggle till 1947.

1947-64: Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru.

1966-77, 80-84: Prime Minister Indira Gandhi.

1984-89: Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi.

2004-14: Supremo Sonia Gandhi.

That’s a whopping 100 years (1915-2014) of a Gandhi/Nehru in charge or in waiting!

Mahatma came from South Africa and began it.

Sonia came from Italy and ended it.

© Sunil Rajguru