∙ The Phases of Manmohan Singh…
In 1991 he was the New Moon.
By 1996, he waxed to become the Full Moon.
In 2004 he was the New Moon again.
Only to become the Full Moon in 2009.
Now he’s waning towards a New Moon for 2014.
∙ Lukas Rise-ol beats Ra-fell Nadal.
∙ Today’s PJ…
What’s common between the Iron Man and the Iron Pillar of Delhi?
Both the pillar and Advani have been around for donkey’s years confounding experts as they simply refuse to rust!
∙ Dollar to Rupee: Tum kitne gire hue ho!
∙ Like Brangelina, Singur should be renamed Mamatata.
∙ ELEMENTS of Adarsh…
Crores vanished in the AIR as they poured WATER on the dreams of honest defence personnel. Now all evidence has been destroyed in a FIRE and Justice will be forever buried in the EARTH.
∙ Bhrastachaar itna bad gaya hai ki uska naam ab Bharshtapaanch rakhna padega.
∙ Pranabda then and now…
1980s: Main banunga Pradhan Mantri.
Now: Main banunga Madamji ka Rubber Stamp (Pradhan Mantri MMS) ka Rubber Stamp.
∙ It’s called Rashtra“pati” because all husbands are generally useless and don’t have a say in the decisions of the house.
∙ It’s so funny that on Facebook every status sounds grand, every picture looks good, every link sounds important, every friend feels true and every trivial activity is hallowed. All that is ignored in real life mysteriously becomes magnified manifold when made virtual.
∙ Mamata must be really de.prez.d nowadays.
∙ All in a fortnight…
Sania wins French Open.
Sonia wins Presidential Open.
Saina wins Indonesian Open.
∙ The Presidential post is ceremonial.
MMS made the PM’s post ceremonial.
MMS for Prez!
∙ Pranab for Prez talk…
Congress: We would like to do something special for 1 Bengali.
Mamata: First do something special for 9 crore Bengalis.
∙ The Planning Commission is making a lot of illoogical decisions of late.
∙ Indian petrol’s ultimate goal…
Jitne dollars main barrel, utne Rupees main litre.
∙ I just love Aamir Khan’s passion, tears and commitment.
To think he’s just getting a measely Rs 3 crores per episode for doing exactly that.
∙ PJ of the day…
Why is the UPA like a cake?
Because both are great when fresh, but stink when they’ve been around for too long.
∙ The Congress ate Rs 5.50 from the Rs 7.50 petrol hike and gave back Rs 2 to the common man saying: Tu do kha!
∙ Dost dost na raha, Pyari Pyari na raha...
∙ Annual Appraisal
PM: I have just one question. Is any of us guilty?
CBI: No! You are all innocent.
PM: Your grade is “Outstanding”! Keep it up.
© Sunil Rajguru