“Three score and five years ago our politicians brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in netagiri, and dedicated to the proposition that all politicians are created equal. This government of the politicians, by the politicians, for the politicians, shall not perish from the country.”

Since every politician from every party swears by this and is interested only in the welfare of politicians and not people, the names of the political parties and coalitions should actually be changed to…

United Politicians’ Alliance

Indian Politicians’ Congress

Neta’s Democratic Alliance

Bharatiya Neta Party

Communist Politicians of India

Communist Politicians of India (Max) (Max=To the Maximum)

Neta Dal (A,B,C…Z)

Netawadi Party

Rashtriya Neta Dal

Indian National Neta Dal

J&K Politicians’ Conference

United Front of Politicians

Left Front of Politicians

Biju Neta Dal

Bahuneta Samaj Party

These versions by Sunil Rajguru