Oh God! Does anyone have sequel fatigue yet? The 2017 list…

cinema-1814606_64019th film of the Amityville franchise.

15th, 16th and 17th films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

10th Star Wars film.

10th film of the X-men series.

8th film of the Fast & the Furious franchise.

6th film of Resident Evil.

6th “Alien” universe movie.

4th and 5th films of the DC Cinematic Universe.

5th film of Underworld.

Pirates of the Caribbean 5.

Transformers 5.

Insidious: Chapter 4.

Despicable Me 3 (4th Gru movie).

2nd and 3rd Lego films.

Cars 3.

3rd film of xXx.

3rd Smurfs movie.

Pitch Perfect 3.

Blade Runner sequel.

Sequel to Trainspotting.

2nd film of Fifty Shades.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2.

2nd John Wick film.

Kingsman 2.

Jumanji 2.

Paddington 2.

Daddy’s Home 2

Yet another Mummy movie.

Yet another Planet of the Apes movie.

Umpteenth Beauty and the Beast adaptation.

Umpteenth King Arthur adaptation.

Another Murder on the Orient Express remake.

Reboot of a King Kong remake.

Flatliners sequel.

Phew!

When India beat Australia @ Dharamsala…

snow-mountains-662943_640ICC Test Rankings.
No. 1 team: India.
No.1 Bowler: Jadeja.
No. 2 Bowler: Ashwin.
No. 2 batsman: Pujara.
No. 4 batsman: Kohli.
No. 2 All-rounder: Ashwin.
No. 3 All-rounder: Jadeja.
India never had it this good in Tests!

Ardh-Shatak ka Betaaj Badshaah.
#KLRahul #IndVsAus

In terms of arrogance, Ricky Ponting was worse than Steve Waugh and Steve Smith is worse than Ponting.

India required 87 runs off 1080 balls at the end of the third day in this match to win.
T20 enthusiasts in the future will simply not understand Test cricket.

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The Jio Data revolution…

iphone-518101_640Desktop ho ya laptop ya ho mobile, 100GB per connection per device zaroori hone wala hai.
2017 will be year of Indian data explosion.

Reliance gives mobile data at fantastic rates.
That’s Jio.
All other players scramble to match that.
That’s Aur Jeene Do.

If all calls are free and mobile data is dirt cheap, then how will they make money?
Acche Din for consumers.
Bure Din for mobile operators.

Tum itna jo muskura rahe ho,
Kya Whatsapp forward hai jisko chhupa rahe ho?

Great for government.
Convenient for citizens.
Terrible for privacy.
#Aadhar

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20 things nobody would have thought possible at the beginning of this mad crazy decade…

trump-1915253_6401. US President Donald Trump.

2. #Brexit.

3. Complete and total meltdown of the Left-Liberal-Media ecosystem in India and the world.

4. Social media totally thrashing mainstream media black and blue.

5. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

money-1811937_6406. #Demonetization.

7. #SurgicalStrike by India into LoC territory.

8. BJP getting 325 seats in UP and capturing power in states like Haryana, J&K and the North East.

9. Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath.

10. BJP President Amit Shah.

11. New Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal.

12. National Joker Rahul Gandhi.

13. 44-seats waali Sonia Gandhi in 2014.

14. 0-seats waali Mayawati in 2014 and totally wiped out in 2017.

15. Indian Spring: #AugustKranti and anti-rape agitation.

revolution-14913_64016. Arab Spring.

17. Team India’s 0-8 overseas Test cricket debacle.

18. The Far Right doing well in Austria, Netherlands, France etc.

19. Leicester City winning the Premier League trophy.

20. Germany thrashing Brazil 7-1 in a FIFA World Cup knockout match.

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When #YogiAdityanath took charge of Uttar Pradesh…

#YogiAdityanath looks like #VinDiesel.
The Left-liberal-media-intellectual-Lutyens lobby feels that Modi has pulled a Fast one on them and hence are Furious.

The world turned Left so much that it came around on the other side and became Right.
#Modi #Brexit #Trump #YogiAdityanath

Q: Kejri destroying Delhi.
Lalu destroying Bihar.
Mamata destroying West Bengal.
Your comments?
#AdarshLiberal: #YogiAdityanath “WILL” destroy UP!!!

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
—Yogi Berra.
In politics, you don’t know nothing.
—#YogiAdityanath.

The future ain’t what it used to be.
—Yogi Berra.
That future is already here!
—#YogiAdityanath.

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
—Yogi Berra.
I know! Just look at me!
—#YogiAdityanath.

Whoever the media backs gets destroyed.
Whoever the media attacks does really well.

Most media outlets saying “controversial” Yogi appointed.
Have Pappu, Kejri, Lalu, Mamata, Nitish, Sonia, Sibal… seen no controversies?

Chief Ministers younger than Pappu…
#YogiAdityanath.
Devendra Fadnavis.
Pema Khandu.

BJP picks up youth leader to be Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh.
(Kyun bhai? #YogiAdityanath Pappu se do saal chhota hai, aur do baar jyaada Lok Sabha polls jeet chuka hai)

Lotus blooms in the mud.
UPA2 created so much mud all across the country, that the lotus is still spreading like wildfire.

From 2004-09 an extra constitutional authority ruled India with an abysmal mandate of 27% Lok Sabha seats.
Funny to see its supporters doubt every other mandate.
#ElectionResults

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When Modi picked the Yogi…

#Modi
2002—Ye ab gaya!
2007—Ye ab gaya!
2009—Ye ab gaya!
2013—Ye ab gaya!
2015—Ye ab gaya! #DelhiBihar
2017—Ye ab gaya! #YogiAdityanath

Modi thrives when the Left-liberal-media-intellectual-Lutyens lobby attacks him 24X7.
They were slowing down but with #YogiAdityanath it’s game on again.

2001-13: Very few have really been able to predict what Modi will do and why.
Yet he has a near cent per cent success rate during this period.
#YogiAdityanath

1. Mulayam-Maya-Akhilesh have been abysmal Chief Ministers.
2. Modi has a clear development agenda for Uttar Pradesh.
3. He has put a Committee of 3 to rule Uttar Pradesh.

#Gamechanger #Modi
#Gujarat #Gamechanger
#2014Polls #Gamechanger
#SurgicalStrike #Gamechanger
#DeMo #Gamechanger
#YogiAdityanath #Gamechanger

Modi-Shah chun chun kar old politics ke saare rules of the game ko maar rahe hai.

#SurgicalStrikes
Pakistan #PoKAttack
Economy #DeMo
Left-liberal-media-intellectual-Lutyens lobby #YogiAdityanath

2014: Hardline. #Modi
2016: Hardliner. #Trump #Brexit
2017: Hardlinest. #YogiAdityanath

Target for seculars…
1980s hardliner—Vajpayee.
1990s hardliner—Advani.
2000s hardliner—Modi.
2010s ka hardliner mil gaya: Yogi Adityanath.

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