Modi kuch bhi kare, credit Congress ko jaata hai

Modi is tech savvy.
Par computers to Rajiv laya tha!
Modi is mending ties with Bangladesh.
Par Bangladesh to Indira layi thi!
Modi is reforming India.
Par Manmohan reforms laya tha!
Modi is transforming foreign policy.
Par foreign policy to Nehru laya tha!
Modi is building a strong party.
Par political party to Congress laya tha!
Modi is taking India to new heights.
Par India to Mahatma Gandhi laya tha!

Left-Liberal musings…

hammer-2105611_640If you abuse India and praise Pakistan, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
But if you abuse Pakistan and praise India, death to you!
—#AdarshLiberal

Leftists hate India.
Leftists hate democracy.
Leftists hate Hinduism.
Yet they are the first to scream “hate crime”, “Nazi” and “racist” at the drop of a hat.

A BJP woman not allowed to speak at Jamia.
An AAP woman spoke so much that people got fed up.
Guess where the outrage was?
#Shazia #Gurmehar

Trump runs for President. Shock!
Trump wins nomination. Shock!
Trump wins election. Shock!
Trump gives Presidential speech. Shock!
Media still has zero understanding of Trump.

Have you seen La La Land?
Nitish: No. Who cares. As it is I live in Lalu Land.
Moonlight?
Nitish: Yes, he has taken all the sunshine leaving me the moonlight.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru