Jayanthi Natarajan…
I admire Nehru.
I admire Nehru’s daughter.
I admire Nehru’s grandson.
I accept Nehru’s granddaughter-in-law.
Sonia…
Then why can’t you admire and accept Nehru’s great grandson?

Irony…
The granddaughter of a CM complains to the granddaughter-in-law of a PM about the great grandson of the same PM invoking the legacy of the daughter and grandson of the very same PM.

Ajay Maken: He tore up the ordinance!
Jayanthi Natarajan: He tore up my career!
Congress worker: Sigh! He tore up the party.

If you signed the file that cleared a wrongdoing, you are guilty.
It doesn’t matter who told you to do it.
‪#‎JayanthiNatarajan‬ ‪#‎ManmohanSingh‬

Past Congressi eras…
Mera Nehru Mahaan.
Meri Indira Mahaan.
Mera Rajiv Mahaan.
Current…
Meri Sonia Mahaan.
Coming soon…
Mera Pappu Mahaan.

Jayanthi Natarajan: Will India listen to my Press Conference?
Advisor: Well that depends on whether India will hit out in the slog overs or get out.
‪#‎IndVsEng‬ ‪#‎Perth‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru