Sonia Gandhi: Son ki baat.
Mukesh Ambani: Dhan ki baat.
Sunny Leone: Tann ki baat.
News headline writer: Pun ki baat.
MTV Generation: Fun ki baat.
Soldier: Rann ki baat.
Terrorist groups: Gun ki baat.
Bakery show: Bun ki baat.
Solar company: Sun ki baat.
Census official: Jan ki baat.
Attila: Hun ki baat.
MS Dhoni: Won ki baat.
Chinese restaurant: Wonton ki baat.
Bangalore restaurant: Vaangi bhaat…
…and bisi bhele bhaat, khara bhaat, kesari bhaat, chow chow bhaat…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru