Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 22

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Snowden.
Snowden who?
So no then to all my asylum appeals you spineless countries?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you even think of giving up before the last ball!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Privacy.
Privacy who?
Pry waise har government karta hi rahata hai na?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
China.
China who?
Chai na peete raho babu logo aur dekho sarhad pe kya ho raha hai!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ashes.
Ashes who?
Aishe kaishe DRS syshtem thopa hai cricketing world pe?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 21

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Intruder.
Intruder who?
In through the LoC came Musharraf to become Pak’s most high-profile intruder ever.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
VP.
VP who?
Weepy weepy India thanks to the new Congress VP.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Vishwaroopam.
Vishwaroopam who?
Wish we rue pampering these fringe groups and change soon!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now he threatens another agitation, but people have totally lost interest.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aadhar.
Aadhar.
Ah… there’s no-one who quite understands this scheme, I’m afraid!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Salman.
Salman who?
Depends on who you are asking for: One is hounded all over India for no real fault of his; while the other is a much-loved superstar despite his many many crimes.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
The selling of my car appears to be the only option now with so many hikes!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ashish Nandy.
Ashish Nandy who?
Ah! Sheesh! None the better are we after this latest controversy.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Knock Knock Jokes, India-England cricket series chapter…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Cuckoo! Who’s the cuckoo now, eh?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think it’s time he started concentrating on the game and not on the pitch?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sachin.
Sachin who?
Such innings by other players would have retired them, but definitely not this fella!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes Coalgate chapter

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Coalgate.
Coalgate who?
Coal gets you Rs 1.86 lakh crore in this country!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanimozhi.
Kanimozhi who?
Can you move me to the Coal Ministry? 2G is so passé now!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jaiswal.
Jaiswal who?
Je sawaal karna band karo, koi ghotala nahin hain… zero loss hai… in fact minus zero loss hai…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Manmohan.
Manmohan who?
Man more henpecking from Sonia coming my way!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 20

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Usain.
Usain who?
You sayin’ I’m the greatest? No? OK I say it, “I’m the greatest!”

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now to the political part of our movement!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Barack.
Barack who?
Brake on the economy, but not on my presidential re-election bid. Thank you Romney!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Modi.
Modi who?
More the people discussing my PM’s chances, the greater chance I have! Keep talking!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru