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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Snowden.
Snowden who?
So no then to all my asylum appeals you spineless countries?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you even think of giving up before the last ball!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Privacy.
Privacy who?
Pry waise har government karta hi rahata hai na?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
China.
China who?
Chai na peete raho babu logo aur dekho sarhad pe kya ho raha hai!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ashes.
Ashes who?
Aishe kaishe DRS syshtem thopa hai cricketing world pe?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Intruder.
Intruder who?
In through the LoC came Musharraf to become Pak’s most high-profile intruder ever.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
VP.
VP who?
Weepy weepy India thanks to the new Congress VP.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Vishwaroopam.
Vishwaroopam who?
Wish we rue pampering these fringe groups and change soon!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now he threatens another agitation, but people have totally lost interest.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aadhar.
Aadhar.
Ah… there’s no-one who quite understands this scheme, I’m afraid!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Salman.
Salman who?
Depends on who you are asking for: One is hounded all over India for no real fault of his; while the other is a much-loved superstar despite his many many crimes.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
The selling of my car appears to be the only option now with so many hikes!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ashish Nandy.
Ashish Nandy who?
Ah! Sheesh! None the better are we after this latest controversy.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Knock Knock Jokes, India-England cricket series chapter…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Cuckoo! Who’s the cuckoo now, eh?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think it’s time he started concentrating on the game and not on the pitch?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sachin.
Sachin who?
Such innings by other players would have retired them, but definitely not this fella!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes Coalgate chapter

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Coalgate.
Coalgate who?
Coal gets you Rs 1.86 lakh crore in this country!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanimozhi.
Kanimozhi who?
Can you move me to the Coal Ministry? 2G is so passé now!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jaiswal.
Jaiswal who?
Je sawaal karna band karo, koi ghotala nahin hain… zero loss hai… in fact minus zero loss hai…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Manmohan.
Manmohan who?
Man more henpecking from Sonia coming my way!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Usain.
Usain who?
You sayin’ I’m the greatest? No? OK I say it, “I’m the greatest!”

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now to the political part of our movement!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Barack.
Barack who?
Brake on the economy, but not on my presidential re-election bid. Thank you Romney!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Modi.
Modi who?
More the people discussing my PM’s chances, the greater chance I have! Keep talking!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think he’s the luckiest captain of IPL?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Chris Gayle.
Chris Gayle who?
Christ! Gaye tel lene saare bowlers!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
SR Khan.
SR Khan who?
Sir, can you stop with all these non-stop fights and controversies?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
UPA.
“You PA Sangma who?” asks the UPA presidential selection committee.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Laxman.
Laxman who?
Lax man the judicial system is, but the conviction finally came!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Lokpal.
Lokpal who?
Look politicians will keep scuttling the bill again and again!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
AMS.
AMS who?
MMS ke baad AMS, that’s what!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Modi.
Modi who?
Muddy his name is still to some despite all the development and international accolades.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Defeats.
Defeats who?
The feats of the Indian cricketing team have changed from record winning streaks to record losing streaks!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
World Champions India.
World Champions India who?
World Champions in the air!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Republican presidential candidate.
Republican presidential candidate who?
Good question!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Budget.
Budget who?
Baja thok ke chal diye desh ko FM sahib.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kahaani.
Kahaani
who?
Kahaa ni woh akeli kaafi hai film ko superhit banana ke liye!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Cricketing Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
An Indian batsman…
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Another Indian batsman…
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Yet another Indian batsman…
…….
What’s up? Why are all of you coming so fast?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aussie ki….
Aussie ki…
who?
Aussie ki taisi ho rahi hai Indian batsmen ki!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hussey ki….
Hussey ki…
who?
Hussey ki taisi hone waali thi meri. Thank you India, tum ne mujhe bacha liya!
P.S. Ponting sends his warm regards too!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mahashatak.
Mahashatak who?
My shatak when, where and how???

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The Wall.

If The Wall is knocking at The Door, then you can imagine what the condition of Indian cricket has become…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pre-screen.
Pre-screen who?
Pre-screen you and your head first, Mr Minister!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now to Stage 3 of my agitation!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Black money.
Black money who?
Black many accounts yes, but back money to India, no!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru