Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 21

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Intruder.
Intruder who?
In through the LoC came Musharraf to become Pak’s most high-profile intruder ever.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
VP.
VP who?
Weepy weepy India thanks to the new Congress VP.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Vishwaroopam.
Vishwaroopam who?
Wish we rue pampering these fringe groups and change soon!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now he threatens another agitation, but people have totally lost interest.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aadhar.
Aadhar.
Ah… there’s no-one who quite understands this scheme, I’m afraid!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Salman.
Salman who?
Depends on who you are asking for: One is hounded all over India for no real fault of his; while the other is a much-loved superstar despite his many many crimes.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
The selling of my car appears to be the only option now with so many hikes!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ashish Nandy.
Ashish Nandy who?
Ah! Sheesh! None the better are we after this latest controversy.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Vishwaroopam musings…

· Krishna to Arjun: Come I’ll show you my Vishwaroopa.
Kamal Haasan to Tamil Nadu: Come I’ll show you my Vishwaroopam.
Jaya: Hold it right there, you’re no Krishna!

· Instead of saying “Jai ho!” Kamal Haasan will have to start singing “Jaya ho!”

· A Tamil superstar’s film can be released anywhere in the world except Tamil Nadu.
An Indian-born writer can travel anywhere in the world except India.

· Too much democracy in India: Every citizen is becoming a Censor Board, moral policeman, judge and jury.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru