Bollywood: Khan, Khaner and Khanest!

converse-1935024_640Box office…
SRK Big. Salman Bigger. Aamir Biggest.

Fan power…
Aamir Big. SRK Bigger. Salman Biggest.

Scope of heroine in the film…
Aamir Small. SRK Smaller. Salman Smallest.

Lack of logic in films…
Aamir Big. SRK Bigger. Salman Biggest.

Hype of the three Khans…
Aamir Big. SRK Bigger. Salman Biggest.

Age of the hero…
SRK Young. Aamir Younger. Salman Youngest.

© Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 21

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Intruder.
Intruder who?
In through the LoC came Musharraf to become Pak’s most high-profile intruder ever.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
VP.
VP who?
Weepy weepy India thanks to the new Congress VP.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Vishwaroopam.
Vishwaroopam who?
Wish we rue pampering these fringe groups and change soon!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now he threatens another agitation, but people have totally lost interest.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aadhar.
Aadhar.
Ah… there’s no-one who quite understands this scheme, I’m afraid!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Salman.
Salman who?
Depends on who you are asking for: One is hounded all over India for no real fault of his; while the other is a much-loved superstar despite his many many crimes.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
The selling of my car appears to be the only option now with so many hikes!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ashish Nandy.
Ashish Nandy who?
Ah! Sheesh! None the better are we after this latest controversy.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru