Poor (allegedly economically) Kejri.
Poor (fate-wise) Delhi wallahs.
An internal survey shows that Kejri is god and the whole world worships him.
Since this is not so, it shows that not only EVMs, but the world itself is rigged.
Kejri: Any minister without corruption charges out there?
Kapil: I am the only AAP minister without corruption charges!
Kejri: All politicians are accepting crores of cash.
Kapil: I saw Kejri accept crores of cash.
Sisodia: Kejri uncle, aaj Assembly main kya khele?
Kejri: Chalo EVM-EVM khelte hai!
Sisodia: Weeee!!!! Bada maja aaya!
Kejrwal thinks that people are total fools.
Unfortunately with 67/70 seats in his kitty, he has every right to think so.
2013: Entry of AAP will improve politics!
2017: Exit of AAP will improve politics!
Tomorrow AAP to banks…
Hand over your servers-safes for 3 hours and we’ll prove that money is not safe in banks.
Kejri: Leader of Opposition (Modi).
Kapil Mishra: Leader of Opposition (Kejri).
Lalu to Kejri: Ye kya hai nautanki? Hum to paper ballots ko bhi hack karte the ek zamaane main!
Even if paper ballots are handed over for three hours, they can be tampered with.
So France gets its Kejriwal.
An artificially created inexperienced party that storms the elections.
Lalu. Akhilesh. Kejri.
Same to same.
English media once really loved all of them.
Kejriwal was like this from Day 1.
AAP was like this from Day 1.
It’s getting difficult to hide it nowadays, that’s all.
Latest AAP reality show…
Tragedy Days With Kapil.
Yugpurush Kejri is such that even if convicted he will remain India’s most honest politician.
Live life king size.
Live life Kejri size.
(Arthaat, “aam” aadmi gaya tel lene)
In 2013 Kejri said he would remove corruption.
He forgot to add that he would then transfer it all into his home.
Next New Delhi budget will have the following sections…
1. Outstation ads.
2. Anti-defamation fees.
3. DIA (Delhi Investigating agency).
Time for someone to publish a book titled…
The 1001 Controversies of Arvind Kejriwal.
External (out of Delhi) Affairs Minister.
Spymaster. (Feedback Cell)
The Buck Stops at Sisodia.
Anything but Chief Minister of Delhi.
Do you know, 150+ chargesheeted MPs are in the Lok Sabha!
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.
At the current rate, tomorrow…
Do you know, there are 150+ chargesheets against the AAP!
The conundrum for April 1.
Is today #AprilFoolDiwas or #PappuDiwas or #KejriDiwas?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru