To err is for Modi Haters, to forgive them is liberal

Right now there’s a royal battle brewing between Pappu, Kejri and Mamata to see who can end up as the worst politician of 2016.

The IQ of Indian politics was as it is low.
Kejri and his merry men brought it down even further!

After Modi became CM in 2001, he has been doing the same things with the same results.
After Manmohan won 2009, even Pappu has been doing the same things with the same results.

How many died after law and order breakdown thanks to Lalu, Mamata and Akhilesh coming in Bihar, WB and UP.
Or it doesn’t matter as they’re Modi haters?

Kejri: How was your day?
Pappu: Great! Hurled my 1000th baseless allegation against Modi and 100th resignation demand.
Kejri: I think I’m ahead of you!
#RameshSuresh

If you think Kejri-Jung was highly controversial then what will happen if Kiran Bedi becomes the new Lieutenant-Governor of New Delhi!
#ChooMantarJantarMantar

Lalu destroyed Bihar.
Got 5 more years.
Destroyed again.
5 more.
Again.
5 more.
Mamata destroyed West Bengal.
Got 5 more years.
Destroying again…

Kejri and Mamata playing a game of “Dumb and Dumber”.

Congress gets attacked (always belatedly) because it does scams.
Modi gets attacked (always 24X7) because he tries to stop scams.

Modi has won all his personal political battles from 2001.
Do you think he doesn’t have many tricks up his sleeve till 2019?

Modi is patiently waiting for the Rajya Sabha to come under his control.
#VicePresidentialElections
Disruptions will then come to an end.

Poriborton = Pori-bartan.
Bartan = vessel, as in…
Empty vessels make most noise.

Maybe Mamata identifies herself so much with the Bangladeshis that she sees the “Indian” Army as the “foreign” hand.

West Bengal governance. Congress—Bad. (Till 1977) CPM—Worse. (1977-2011) TMC—Worst. (2011-__)

Mamata-Akhilesh-Kejri—The Bermuda Triangle of governance (it disappears). Since Lalu is ruling by proxy, make it the Bermuda Quadrilateral.Those who can govern, do it.

Those who can’t, do nautanki. #Kejri #Mamata #Lalu

Military coup = If Army chief overthrows Prime Minister. Mamata’s definition = I can see soldiers from my Secretariat window!

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25 great stories out of #Demonetization…

1. Black money economy severely hit.
2. Corrupt people finally lose their money by dumping or burning.
3. Poor get some commission for conversion, benefits them.
4. Push towards more and more bank accounts.
5. Cashless economy push.
6. Counterfeit notes checked.
7. Terrorist funding checked.
8. Dawood funding checked.
9. Hence Pakistan checked (6. to 8.). Financial terrorism stops.
10. Underworld funding checked.
11. Naxalism funding checked.
12. More Naxalites being arrested.
13. India’s mindset changed, habits will change.
14. Black money folks finally afraid and things will become more difficult.
15. Black money political funding hit, especially during elections.
16. White economy boosted.
17. India now seen as a less corrupt country in the world.
18. Tracking black money made easier.
19. Money laundering under sharp focus.
20. Government tax revenue increases.
21. Hawala industry under sharp focus.
22. Circulation of money increases in India, black money hoarding stagnation hit.
23. Utilities flooded with old notes and become flush with funds.
24. Temporary normalcy in Kashmir showing how unrest was funded with black money.
25. Advance tax up and many get salaries in advance.

2 main focus areas of #AdarshLiberals and mainstream media…
1. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues…
2. Modi will lose 2019.
(After shouting from rooftops that he will lose 2002, 2007, 2014 etc)

(C) Sunil Rajguru

And they will continue hating Modi…

Kejriwal: Vote for anyone but BJP.
One interpretation: Vote for Congress.
Anna Hazare, tu to Congress agent nikla!

Kejri.
The man with a million mistakes, a million baseless allegations and a million nautankis.
Plus he’s chanted Modi’s name million times.

Lalu
Accused✔
Convicted✔
Disqualified✔
Incompetent✔
Jungle Raj✔
Casteist✔
Dynasty✔
#AdarshLiberals: He’s as white as snow! We hate Modi!

1970s: Too many bad politicians debut.
1980s: Mamata becomes MP.
1990s: Lalu becomes CM.
2000s: Pappu becomes MP.
2010s: Kejri becomes CM.

Congress once had all the talent, all the leaders and all the ideas.
Today it has all the stupidity, all the bankruptcy and all the Pappus.

Next they will complain that their vote bank got hacked and emptied in 2014 and they are unable to get new voting currency.
#OfflineCongress

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Who is wrong? The media-liberal-intellectual gang or the people of the world?

The President elect of the second largest democracy in the world hates the media-liberal-intellectual gang.

The leader of the largest democracy in the world hates the media-liberal-intellectual gang.

One of the world’s oldest democracies chose #Brexit in the face of doomsday predictions by the media-liberal-intellectual gang.

So who is wrong?

The media-liberal-intellectual gang?

Or the people of the world?

It can’t be both!

© Sunil Rajguru

#SurgicalStrike? Show me the proof!

Do you see the pattern?
No Gujarat development.
No Modi wave.
No Modi mandate (31%).
No India development.
No #SurgicalStrike.

Schrodinger’s Strike.
It is claimed to have not happened and condemned for having happened at the same time.
#SurgicalStrike

Why release #SurgicalStrike proof to satisfy #AdarshLiberals who will never be satisfied. Ever.

Those happy with #SurgicalStrike don’t want proof.
Those asking for proof will never be convinced anyway and may spend time debunking proof.

Einstein—E = mc².
Kejri—Abhi ke abhi convert karke dikha!
Schrondinger—If we take a box and close it…
Kejri—Abhi ke abhi box khol ke dikha!

I will offer 0.00% proof for my 1001 allegations…
…but…
Modi must offer proof of #SurgicalStrike to prove Pak is not a liar.
#Kejri

Abuse up front.
Backhanded compliments.
That’s all that Kejri has to offer Modi.
Modi is India. India is Modi.
Modi Haters are India Haters. India Haters are Modi Haters.
#SurgicalStrike

Things are coming to such a head that even if Modi wins 2019, Kejri-Pappu & Co. will agitate saying: Show us the proof!

They called the Ishrat case a Fake Encounter.
They have supersized that.
Now they are calling it a Fake #SurgicalStrike Encounter.
#SanjayNirupam

A. #SurgicalStrikes are bad. They go against the spirit of Nehru.
B. #SurgicalStrikes are good. Nehru masterminded them.
Congressi: OK, now let’s toss the coin.

Had PV Narasimha Rao launched #SurgicalStrikes in the 1990s, terrorism may have ended then and he might have won another term.

1989-2014—Thousands killed in Kashmir terrorism.
This is before Modi came, Balochistan was raised & #SurgicalStrike happened.

#AdarshLiberals
Hundreds of strikes by Pakistani Army trained terrorists.
Yawn!
1 #SurgicalStrike by Indian Army.
Sparta!!!

Height of expectations…
Calling for Pakistani artistes to condemn #UriAttacks when many Indian artistes refuse point blank to do so.

Kanoon saboot mangta hai!
In the case of #SurgicalStrike…
Chor saboot mangta hai!

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More musings of meaningless Communism…

Synonyms for Communist…
Socialist.
Leftist.
Liberal.
Intellectual.
Secular.
NGO.
MSM.
US Democrat.
UK Labour.
Indian Congress.
AAP.
#AdarshLiberal.

There is no such thing as Left and Right.
Communism doesn’t have a single benefit.
Capitalism has many benefits.
Totally fake parity.

Industrial Revolution of 1760 still powers the world.
Communist Revolution of 1848 is yet to benefit even one country.
Commies mask this by calling it “Left” and “Right”.

There is no such thing as Left and Right.
Communism is a destructive killer.
Capitalism is all you’ve currently got.
Capitalism = Centre.
Communism = Outside the circle.

Dear Karl Marx,
Jab tak JNU, Cuba aur North Korea rahega,
Tab tak tera naam rahega.
Sooraj aur chand gaye tel lene.

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The #AdarshLiberals Academy guidelines

Indian Military Academy…
The safety, honour and welfare of your country come first, always and every time.
The honour, welfare and comfort of the men you command come next.
Your own ease, comfort and safety come last, always and every time.

#AdarshLiberals Academy
The safety, honour and welfare of the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty come first, always and every time.
The honour of Karl Marx comes next.
Your own ease, comfort and safety after that.
The honour, welfare and comfort of your family and coterie after that.
The honour, welfare and comfort of other #AdarshLiberals after that.
The safety, honour and welfare of the other country after that.
The safety, honour and welfare of your country come last, always and every time.

This version by Sunil Rajguru

How Modi should solve the Kashmir problem… #AdarshLiberals

Dear Prime Minister Narendra Modi,

You have to instantaneously solve the Kashmir problem. That’s what you were voted for. #AccheDin in Kashmir too.
For this remember….
1. You cannot declare war on Pakistan.
2. You can’t indulge in any form of conflict with them.
3. You can’t do hot pursuit into PoK which is in fact 100% Pakistani land.
4. You can’t even call Pakistan a terrorist state for the poor ole country is a victim of terror.
5. You can’t break economic ties with Pakistan.
6. Bus/train services should continue as should the exchange of artists/intellectuals/journalists.
7. Forget pellet guns, the entire Army should be withdrawn from Kashmir.
8. You cannot even dream of touching the Indus Water Treaty let along changing it.
9. All Pro-Pakistani elements in India should be strengthened.
10. All ultra-nationalists and those shouting pro-India slogans should be jailed.
11. Balochistan is a terrorist province troubling the poor peaceful people of Pakistan. Please leave the issue alone and stop raising it.
12. All terrorists in Pakistan are freedom fighters.
13. Please release all those accused of terrorism from Indian jails and abolish the death sentence only for terrorists.
14. Stop your stupid bravado and become more humble to Pakistan for it is a superior civilization.
15. Send our cricketers to Pakistan. If they are that patriotic then they should be able to brave bombs there. Get their cricketers here and give them double fees for IPL.
16. Never ever raise all the failings of all the Congress leaders from 1947-2014.
17. The spiritual homeland of our Communists is China, so behave with them too to solve the Pakistan problem.
18. America has ruined Pakistan, so stop your stupid bromance with Obama.
Please keep all these things in mind and solve the Kashmir problem immediately.
You have already been Prime Minister for a whopping 28 months now and have totally failed.
It might be a good idea to step down and get BJP to withdraw from the snap polls and let Pappu become Prime Minister and Kejri LoP. They are India’s only hopes.
No thanks and not much regards,
#AdarshLiberals

The non-stop hypocrisy of the liberals

Stiff penalty for trolls.
Amnesty for terrorists.
Admiration for the murderous Communists.
Ridicule for the economic right.
Ban nationalism.
Support “Bharat tere tukde”.

Modi and Trump aren’t the same.
The Liberal-Media’s reactions, attacks, intolerance and modus operandi are exactly the same.
That’s the key.

44-year-old Mrs Vadra who’s never worked a day in her life and still enjoys non-stop government perks deserves to be PM, not Modi.

For ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬, the ABC of virtue…
Afzal Burhan Che.

Fall of ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬…
2014: Can’t fight Modi.
2015: Can’t fight Amit Shah.
2016: Can’t even fight Arnab.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ rules for Government…
1% of India are Communists, but Commie organizations can rule.
80% are Hindu, but stay away from all Hindu organizations.

Free and fair democratic elections are fine only to the point where their results agree with us.
‪#‎Modi‬ ‪#‎Trump‬ ‪#‎Brexit‬

Amazing how many prominent personalities outraging over Bihar’s Jungle Raj still love and admire Lalu.

Political dynasts with cases against them shouldn’t contest unless they happen to be Hillary.

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7 reasons why the legend of Kanhaiya will go bust…

There are so many contradictions that are built into the legend of Kanhaiya Kumar of Jawaharlal Nehru University. It is for that very reason the legend is doomed to die in the long run. He is being propped up big time by #AdarshLiberals and the media.

They simply refuse to acknowledge the amount of things that are wrong with him…

1. He was in charge of an anti-India event that a judge called “gangrene”.

The fact remains that KanPhoto0015haiya was a student leader who organized an anti-India rally and made absolutely no efforts to stop it when it went out of control. His supporters brought in issues like fake videos and outsiders disrupting the event, but the root issue is that it was an out and out anti-India event that cannot be condoned.

Anti-India anti-Hindu anti-Supreme Court pro-Pakistan pro-Afzal Guru slogans were shouted at the campus and why students of a government funded university need to be doing all this is unfathomable.

Student unions in JNU generally run amuck with their anti-India campaigns and this was not even the first such event organized there. (Though now all future events will come under much greater scrutiny.)

2. He’s an accused out on bail and a fined student to boot.

Why do we glorify convicts? Why do we glorify criminals? In this case why are we glorifying an accused? Kanhaiya has been fined Rs 10,000 by the JNU authorities and a case is still being fought in court.

Why are all #AdarshLiberals so eager to prop up such a person? Have we forgotten the judge Pratibha Rani said of the issue: If the infection results in infecting the limb to the extent that it becomes gangrene, amputation is the only treatment!

She asked Kanhaiya to give an undertaking that he wouldn’t participate actively or passively in any activity which may be termed as anti-national and he was asked to make all efforts within his power to control anti-national activities in the campus.

3. He keeps bad company like the Jungle Raj King.

Lalu Prasad Yadav is in the running for India’s worst politician and was a Grade 1 disaster for the State of Bihar bringing the infamous Jungle Raj. To make matters worse he’s not even an accused but a convict given temporary relief by the Supreme Court.

So Kanhaiya falls at the feet of such a person and takes his blessings! Indian politics is quite bizarre indeed. To make matters worse Kanhaiya’s supporters thrashed those who were waving black flags at him.

So while Kanhaiya has all the right to rubbish India, others don’t even have the right to wave a black flag at him it seems. In JNU he is associated with fellow anti-nationals and once he jumped into politics it’s not as if he’s acquainting himself with the best in the land to learn the lessons of good governance.

4. He’s a Communist ideologue preaching a failed utopia…

Karl Marx unleashed utopia called the Communist Manifesto in 1848 and since then it has meant nothing but destruction. China turned to capitaliCommunismsm to survive in 1978 while the USSR collapsed in 1991. Today its flame is being kept alive by failed States like North Korea.

When we got Independence, West Bengal was our top industrial, intellectual and cultural State. Communism dragged it into the mud. Kerala is doing OK because of the LDF-UDF pendulum and also the CPM is just one of the many parties in LDF.

The CPI is a near dead party in India and we are supposed to take its student wing All India Students Federation seriously? (Kanhaiya is from the AISF) Statements like “A red sun will emerge in India” made by him sound hilarious at best.

5. …who hypocritically loves being a capitalist!

It’s OK if you sincerely believe that Communism is the answer. Kanhaiya himself announced that he was from a humble background. But how come he’s criss-crossing the country by plane? Who’s footing his enormous bill?

Expensive lawyers represented his case for free, or so we are told. One report said that he was spotted with bodyguards (who paid for them?) and one Tweet said that he was spotted in business class. There’s no point in blasting capitalism non-stop if you’re going to enjoy all its fruits.

And who’s doing the funding itself is a crucial question. Kanhaiya is actually a pseudo-Communist like millions of others in India.

6. A really bad student who threatened a girl and flashed his…

Kanhaiya’s core competency is that he is a student. Is he known for his gold medals or his cutting edge research? No. He is known more for agitating which is not the job of a student in the first place and his anti-national rallies.

In fact in one incident Kanhaiya insisted on his right to urinate in public and threatened a girl who opposed him and flashed his private parts. Everything we know about Kanhaiya points to him being a sinner rather than a saint.

7. A man of zero substance.

Look at all his speeches and you will not even find 1% of substance. “Azadi from poverty” sounds fancy but means nothing and gives no concrete suggestions. He has merely been repeating stuff which Communist ideologues have been saying all over the world for more than a hundred years and Indian leaders have been parroting for decades.

He has no new ideas and no new plans. He is presenting an old wine in an old bottle and the opponents of Prime Minister Narendra Modi are so desperate that they will clutch at straws to present just about anyone as a counter.

In the 2014 general elections, the Congress got 44 seats, the AAP 4 and the CPI just 1.

First they propped up 44-seat Congress’ Rahul Gandhi and then 4-seat AAP’s Arvind Kejriwal and now they are trying to do the same to 1-seat CPI’s Kanhaiya. What a fall!

© Sunil Rajguru

How to prop up naqli heroes to rubbish the asli hero…

Step 1: Always ignore whatever good work Modi does and magnify his bad work, even writing fiction.

Step 2: Make Pappu hero. When that fails…

Step 3: Make Kejri hero. When that fails…

Step 2: Make Advani hero. When that fails…

Step 4: Make Pappu hero again. When that fails again…

Step 5: Make Kejri hero again. When that fails again…

Step 6: Make Hardik hero. When that fails…

Step 7: Make Pappu hero yet again. When that fails yet again…

Step 8: Make Kejri hero yet again. When that fails yet again…

Step 9: Make Kanhaiya hero. When that fails…

Step 10: Make Pappu hero for the umpteenth time. When that fails for the umpteenth time …

Step 11: Make Kejri hero for the umpteenth time. When that fails for the umpteenth time …

Step 12: …Kanhaiya’s successor coming soon. Watch this space.

(Then of course back to Pappu and Kejri after that ad infinitum.)

© Sunil Rajguru

Even Kanhaiya preferred to Modi…

Always clutching at straws…
What’ll stop Modi?
2011: Courts?
2012: Pappu?
2013: Advani?
2014: Kejri?
2015: Disruptions?
2016: Kanhaiya?

Progress…
From “Bandook ke dum pe lenge Aazadi” to “Bail ke dum pe lenge Aazadi”.
‪#‎Kanhaiya‬ ‪#‎HC‬ ‪#‎JNU‬

#‎AdarshLiberal‬
Empire began in 1526.*
Ideology began in 1848.**
Culture began in 1858.***
Civilization ended in 2014.
Key…
*Mughals
**Communism
***British Raj

No politician has done so much harm to India and been attacked so little by the media and so called intellectuals.
‪#‎Sonia‬

Consistency…
2013: Media attacking Modi, Twitter attacking Congress.
2016: Media attacking Modi, Twitter attacking Congress.

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