If the entire world switched to Communism…

communism-17143_640Monarchies really benefit at best 1% of the population.

Religious states really benefit at best 1% of the population.

Military states really benefit at best 1% of the population.

Military dictatorships really benefit at best 1% of the population.

Civilian dictatorships really benefit at best 1% of the population.

Communist states really benefit at best 0.1% of the population.

Capitalist states really benefit 5, 10, 20 or 30%+ of the population depending on how it all is implemented.

Communists…
But Capitalism doesn’t give 100%!
At least Communism promises 100%!
So let’s junk fully embrace Communism!

Funny how so many politicians, voters, mainstream media outlets, academicians, historians, liberals, intellectuals, economists and thinkers fall for that Grade 1 Bullshit!

© Sunil Rajguru

Heavy chains of Communism shall bind you

capitalism-1295357_640Prophet Marx…
You have nothing to lose but your chains!
What he didn’t add…
Then I will shackle you with the heavier chains of Communism!

Youth seek freedom, so it is ironic that they embrace Communism, which is the most chained ideology of all.

Communism starts off as a dream in youth and becomes a nightmare.
Communists who stay on as adults then become villains of that nightmare.

© Sunil Rajguru

Yet more global Communism musings…

Capitalism built the modern world.
Communism* almost succeeded in destroying it.
*Synonyms: Socialism, Leftism, Liberalism, Civil Society.

Largest democracy. #India
Greatest historical empire. #England
World’s sole superpower. #US
All rejected Communism.
#Modi #Brexit #Trump

Why not…
Leftist Obama.
Far Left Hillary.
Leftist Media.
Far Left Sonia.
Leftist Dems.
Far Left academics.
Why only qualify “Right”?

Fascism practically died in 1943.
Nazism died in 1945.
Communism though, lives on in the hearts of Socialist politicians, Liberals and media.

Jawaharlal Nehru’s biggest role model was Karl Marx.
So why should anyone be surprised at the Marxism of Jawaharlal Nehru University?

Capitalism built the modern world.
Communism* almost succeeded in destroying it.
*Synonyms: Socialism, Leftism, Liberalism, Civil Society.

Marx abused Capitalism while his friend and patron Engels made money from business.
Leftists still follow this model.
Abuse Capitalism but make good money from it.

A Berlin study says 92% Left-wing activists live with their parents.
Figures.
Even Karl Marx did no work and sponged of his friend Engels.

#Brexit #Trump has unmasked the true violent intolerant anarchic nature of the Global Left.

The Left’s permanent message to the people of the world…
Tu silent ho ja varna main violent ho jaaunga!
#FoS #FoE

They are desperately trying…
Make America Left-leaning Again.
Make India Left-leaning Again.
Make the World Left-leaning Again.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More musings of meaningless Communism…

Synonyms for Communist…
Socialist.
Leftist.
Liberal.
Intellectual.
Secular.
NGO.
MSM.
US Democrat.
UK Labour.
Indian Congress.
AAP.
#AdarshLiberal.

There is no such thing as Left and Right.
Communism doesn’t have a single benefit.
Capitalism has many benefits.
Totally fake parity.

Industrial Revolution of 1760 still powers the world.
Communist Revolution of 1848 is yet to benefit even one country.
Commies mask this by calling it “Left” and “Right”.

There is no such thing as Left and Right.
Communism is a destructive killer.
Capitalism is all you’ve currently got.
Capitalism = Centre.
Communism = Outside the circle.

Dear Karl Marx,
Jab tak JNU, Cuba aur North Korea rahega,
Tab tak tera naam rahega.
Sooraj aur chand gaye tel lene.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

AAP’s free promises explained…

We will provide 15 lakh CCTV cameras (for our 15 lakh AAP supporters to conduct non-stop stings), free Wi-Fi (so that the 15 lakh stings may be passed about seamlessly), free power (so that the computers and mobiles never go off during these sting operations) and free water (so that hum sab chullu bhar paani main doob sake 2020 main).

Meanwhile our Internal Lokpal will be busy adjudicating these stings and never have time to focus on real issues and at the same time we will give millions of hours of free entertainment to all the hundreds of TV channels in India so that they will never ever focus on our governance or political misdeeds.

(Come to think of it, we should register ourselves as an entertainment company instead of a political party and we’d all be multi-billionaires in no time!)

© Sunil Rajguru

Aam Realignment Party…

After the latest sting, AAP calls horse trading as “political realignment”.

More suggestions…

Corruption = Economic realignment.

Not keeping promises = Verbal realignment.

U-turn = Reverse realignment.

Attack on BJP office = Realignment of stones.

Kicking out top leaders = Human resources realignment.

Kejriwal’s infamous dharna on the roads = Realignment of CM’s work space.

Khirki Extension raid = Realignment of blood and urine (samples).

Kejriwal running away from Delhi to Varanasi = Geographical realignment.

Kejriwal running away from Varanasi to Delhi = More geographical realignment.

Future power cuts = Realignment of electricity.

If taps go dry = Realignment of water.

Use of private plane instead of normal plane = Aerial realignment.

Anarchy = Non-stop democratic realignment.

Dubious funds from abroad = Global economic realignment.

Making Delhi government bankrupt and asking help from Centre = Realignment of funds.

Lying = Realignment of truth.

© Sunil Rajguru