More musings of meaningless Communism…

Synonyms for Communist…
US Democrat.
UK Labour.
Indian Congress.

There is no such thing as Left and Right.
Communism doesn’t have a single benefit.
Capitalism has many benefits.
Totally fake parity.

Industrial Revolution of 1760 still powers the world.
Communist Revolution of 1848 is yet to benefit even one country.
Commies mask this by calling it “Left” and “Right”.

There is no such thing as Left and Right.
Communism is a destructive killer.
Capitalism is all you’ve currently got.
Capitalism = Centre.
Communism = Outside the circle.

Dear Karl Marx,
Jab tak JNU, Cuba aur North Korea rahega,
Tab tak tera naam rahega.
Sooraj aur chand gaye tel lene.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Rang de laal…

rose-143947_640Someone once called Naxalites “Gandhians with guns”.

The truth is totally different…

In India…

Naxalites are Communists with guns.

Editors are Communists with pens.

NGOs are Communists with foreign funds.

Historians are Communists with textbooks.

Activists are Communists with a cause.

Politicians are Communists with power.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Current political musings…

Tangled up in notes
I’m sending you a note.
Note a good idea.
But it’s led to a loss of crores of currency notes!
You ‘note’y boy!

US: What would I do without you?
Pak: But you never had me!
US: Then let’s divorce!
Pak: But you’ll still have to pay me alimony!

The curious case of the liquor baron
Wanted to launch an airline, but didn’t.
Saw his poor neighbour do the same.
Pestered him to sell out.
On failing, launched an airline himself.
Finally managed to take over neighbour’s above mentioned airline.
Curiously renamed it “Red”, a financially inauspicious term.
Shut down Red.
Turbulence in the air.
Turbulence on the ground.
Turbulence in the head.
And Red’s gonna to be dead.

Motto: Don’t gimme Red!

This version by Sunil Rajguru