Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mamata.
Mamata who?
mmm tata from the UPA?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jagan.
Jagan who?
Jagaane aaya hu main Congresswaale ko!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kalam.
Kalam who?
Kal aam admi ka President tha, par aaj phir nahin banega.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think he’s the luckiest captain of IPL?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Chris Gayle.
Chris Gayle who?
Christ! Gaye tel lene saare bowlers!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
SR Khan.
SR Khan who?
Sir, can you stop with all these non-stop fights and controversies?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
UPA.
“You PA Sangma who?” asks the UPA presidential selection committee.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Laxman.
Laxman who?
Lax man the judicial system is, but the conviction finally came!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Lokpal.
Lokpal who?
Look politicians will keep scuttling the bill again and again!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
AMS.
AMS who?
MMS ke baad AMS, that’s what!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Modi.
Modi who?
Muddy his name is still to some despite all the development and international accolades.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Defeats.
Defeats who?
The feats of the Indian cricketing team have changed from record winning streaks to record losing streaks!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
World Champions India.
World Champions India who?
World Champions in the air!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Republican presidential candidate.
Republican presidential candidate who?
Good question!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Budget.
Budget who?
Baja thok ke chal diye desh ko FM sahib.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kahaani.
Kahaani who?
Kahaa ni woh akeli kaafi hai film ko superhit banana ke liye!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
An Indian batsman…
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Another Indian batsman…
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Yet another Indian batsman…
…….
What’s up? Why are all of you coming so fast?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aussie ki….
Aussie ki… who?
Aussie ki taisi ho rahi hai Indian batsmen ki!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hussey ki….
Hussey ki… who?
Hussey ki taisi hone waali thi meri. Thank you India, tum ne mujhe bacha liya!
P.S. Ponting sends his warm regards too!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mahashatak.
Mahashatak who?
My shatak when, where and how???
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The Wall.
…
If The Wall is knocking at The Door, then you can imagine what the condition of Indian cricket has become…
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pre-screen.
Pre-screen who?
Pre-screen you and your head first, Mr Minister!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now to Stage 3 of my agitation!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Black money.
Black money who?
Black many accounts yes, but back money to India, no!
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