Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 16

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Defeats.
Defeats who?
The feats of the Indian cricketing team have changed from record winning streaks to record losing streaks!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
World Champions India.
World Champions India who?
World Champions in the air!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Republican presidential candidate.
Republican presidential candidate who?
Good question!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Budget.
Budget who?
Baja thok ke chal diye desh ko FM sahib.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kahaani.
Kahaani
who?
Kahaa ni woh akeli kaafi hai film ko superhit banana ke liye!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru