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Ashes and DRS musings…

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DRS is a bit like the movie Inception.
Decisions within decisions.
Technologies within technologies.
You never can be sure of whether the batsman was ever really out or not.

DRS = Decision Review by Schrodinger.
Every decision is out and not out at the same time.

Every decision given by the DRS has a parallel and opposite decision in a parallel universe.

Australia was playing such good Test cricket after ages that the Rain God couldn’t believe it and came to watch.
‪#‎Ashes‬

Pahale Aussies ke dreams ashes ban gaye.
Phir us pe paani pad gaya.
‪#‎Ashes‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

General cricketing musings…

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Now that Dawood has been chargesheeted in the spot-fixing case, you can remake Jannat and D-Day in the same movie.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
DRS.
DRS who?
There’s a problem and we need to talk about it.
‪#‎Ashes‬

England: DRS se aaye, durust aaye.
Australia: We need DRStic measures to get out of this rut.
‪#‎Ashes

Yesterday, Australia got up and forgot what a bad team they were and look at what happened!
Let’s see if they remember today or continue to plod on in ignorance.
‪#‎Ashes‬

Lalit Modi: Main BCCI lautna chahata hu.
Dial tone: Kripayaa intezaar keejiye, aap kartaar main hai.

Today Mr Srinivasan logged into his Twitter account after ages to rally his Followers and was surprised to find that they had collectively Blocked him.
(Note: Replace Twitter with BCCI)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 22

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Snowden.
Snowden who?
So no then to all my asylum appeals you spineless countries?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you even think of giving up before the last ball!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Privacy.
Privacy who?
Pry waise har government karta hi rahata hai na?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
China.
China who?
Chai na peete raho babu logo aur dekho sarhad pe kya ho raha hai!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ashes.
Ashes who?
Aishe kaishe DRS syshtem thopa hai cricketing world pe?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru