Now that Dawood has been chargesheeted in the spot-fixing case, you can remake Jannat and D-Day in the same movie.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
DRS.
DRS who?
There’s a problem and we need to talk about it.
‪#‎Ashes‬

England: DRS se aaye, durust aaye.
Australia: We need DRStic measures to get out of this rut.
‪#‎Ashes

Yesterday, Australia got up and forgot what a bad team they were and look at what happened!
Let’s see if they remember today or continue to plod on in ignorance.
‪#‎Ashes‬

Lalit Modi: Main BCCI lautna chahata hu.
Dial tone: Kripayaa intezaar keejiye, aap kartaar main hai.

Today Mr Srinivasan logged into his Twitter account after ages to rally his Followers and was surprised to find that they had collectively Blocked him.
(Note: Replace Twitter with BCCI)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru