It seems the Indian Government has given Double Citizenship to Bangladeshi Immigrants, Pakistani Militants and Chinese Soldiers.
Antony: The 640 sq km land is 100% Indian land.
It is just dressed up as Chinese land.
Manmohan outdoes Nehru…
In 1962, China captured Indian land with war.
In 2013, China captured Indian land without war.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Snowden.
Snowden who?
So no then to all my asylum appeals you spineless countries?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you even think of giving up before the last ball!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Privacy.
Privacy who?
Pry waise har government karta hi rahata hai na?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
China.
China who?
Chai na peete raho babu logo aur dekho sarhad pe kya ho raha hai!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ashes.
Ashes who?
Aishe kaishe DRS syshtem thopa hai cricketing world pe?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru