The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
—Mark Twain.

The reports of my marriage are greatly exaggerated.
—Imran Khan.

The reports of my foreign Test death are greatly exaggerated.
—Team India.

The reports of my <fill this with anything you like> are greatly exaggerated.
—Narendra Modi.

The reports of my political death are greatly exaggerated.
—Pappu.

The reports of my TV channels death are greatly exaggerated.
—Indian viewer.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru