∙ Immoral Thugs are called the Moral Police.

∙ Dishonourable Murders in cold blood are called Honour Killings.

∙ Looters of the People are called Servants of the People.

∙ Recognizing religion and caste and pandering to it is called Secularism.

∙ Greater the crime, greater is the chance of getting away.

∙ Brutal Foetus Murders are called plainly Female Infanticides.

∙ An Undertrial can complete his prison term many times over without every coming to trial.

∙ An illegal attempt to dictate what women can wear is called a Dress Code.

∙ Past great leaders are defended with violence and till death but their ideals totally forgotten.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru