The media scene—Then and now…

news-426892_640NEWS…
Then: North East West South.
Now: Never-Ending Wanton Sensationalism.

Breaking news…
Then: Reserved only for big stories.
Now: Each and every story, big or small, will first appear as breaking news.

Analysis…
Then: In newspapers, think a lot, write later.
Now: In TVs, scream first, think later.

Greetings…
Then: To colleague, “Aap kaise ho?”
Now: To everyone, “Aap ko kaisa lag raha hai?”

Congress sources…
Then: Gave part of the story. Checked and rechecked.
Now: Give the full story. Taken verbatim.

BJP sources…
Then: They ran after you.
Now: You run after them.

Famous journalists…
Then: Got the top stories in town.
Now: Are the top stories.
(#Tejpal #Rajdeep etc)

Journalism…
Then: Service to the nation.
Now: Service to self, political party, business house… anything but the nation.

Expert…
Then: Master of one trade.
Now: Barely a Jack, but of all trades.

Bias…
Then: Sometimes visible, sometimes not.
Now: Extra-large and extreme.

Editors…
Then: Editors.
Now: Managers.

Conflict of interest…
Then: Taken seriously.
Now: No conflict. Only (personal) interest.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pakistan’s problems with India

Prime Minister Bilawal Bhutto of Pakistan + Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi of India = Peace.
(The two countries would be too busy laughing 24X7 to fight!)

Zulfikar Ali Bhutto said that Pakistan would wage a 1000-year war with India.
The problem is that with the way it’s going, Pakistan may not even celebrate their 100-year anniversary!

Pakistan’s past is a mess.
Pakistan’s present is a mess.
Bilawal and Imran have proved that Pakistan’s future will be a mess too.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

State governments of India and their tales…

The West Bengal story…
Congress: Bad.
CPM: Worse.
TMC: Worst.

The Bihar story…
Congress: Bad.
RJD: Worst.
JDU: Hmmm, we’ll take worse then.

The UP story…
Congress: Bad.
BJP: Worse.
BSP: Even worse.
SP: Worst.

The Tamil Nadu story…
Alternating Current: DMK/ADMK.

The Telangana story…
TRS: Beginning with the worst!

The Jammu & Kashmir story…
1947: Abdullah.
1982: Son Abdullah.
2014: Grandson Abdullah.

The Maharashtra story…
Congress till I die!
(OK, I’m dead, maybe now I’ll look to Modi.)

The Odisha story…
What’s in a name? Plenty, if you’re a Patnaik.
Biju Patnaik: 7 years as CM.
Janaki Patnaik: 13 years as CM.
Naveen Patnaik: 19 years as CM by 2019.

The Kerala story…
Alternating Current: UDF/LDF.

The Rajasthan story…
Alternating Current: Congress/BJP.

© Sunil Rajguru

India’s Left-Right debate…

Less than 1% of Indians are Communists, yet they’ve hijacked 99% discourse.
80% Indians are Hindus and yet any mildly Hindu talk is attacked as being communal.

The truth of everything pre-2014…
Left-wing Prime Minister launches Left-wing public project in Left-wing State, while Left-wing activists, NGOs, intellectuals and celebrities cheer, as reported by a Left-wing editor.

If there are 10 Left-wing commentators and one Right-wing one, then the 10 will be introduced as neutral and the one will be emphasized as being Right-wing.

All the Modi Haters have finally found respectability.
Now they proudly call themselves anti-establishment.

© Sunil Rajguru