Pakistan’s problems with India

Prime Minister Bilawal Bhutto of Pakistan + Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi of India = Peace.
(The two countries would be too busy laughing 24X7 to fight!)

Zulfikar Ali Bhutto said that Pakistan would wage a 1000-year war with India.
The problem is that with the way it’s going, Pakistan may not even celebrate their 100-year anniversary!

Pakistan’s past is a mess.
Pakistan’s present is a mess.
Bilawal and Imran have proved that Pakistan’s future will be a mess too.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More Bilawal Bhutto musings…

Pakistan’s Indianised Trimurti…
Sharif: As ineffective as Manmohan.
Imran: As anarchic as Kejriwal.
Bilawal: As idiotic as Pappu.

Bilawal Bhutto lost his Cashmere wool sweater.
He screamed: I will get back my Cashmere, every inch of it!
As usual, social media went crazy for no reason.

Modi beat him to PM’s chair.
Kejri beat him to media coverage.
Bilawal beat him to clown princedom.
Poor Pappu!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Bilawal Bhutto wanted every inch of Kashmir…

Dear Bilawal,
First try to take Pakistan from the Pakistani Army.
Then fantasize about taking Kashmir from the Indian Army.

Zulfikar: We’ll eat grass but build the bomb.
Benazir: We’ll eat grass but build self-destructing militancy.
Bilawal: We’ll eat grass.

Bilawal: Why is our country called Pakistan?
Papa: P for Punjab, A for Afghania, K for Kashmir…
Bilawal: What? We’ll take back Kashmir!!!

Bilawal Bhutto heard it as…
Doodh maangoge to kheer denge,
Kashmir maangoge to beer denge.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru