The West Bengal story…
Congress: Bad.
CPM: Worse.
TMC: Worst.

The Bihar story…
Congress: Bad.
RJD: Worst.
JDU: Hmmm, we’ll take worse then.

The UP story…
Congress: Bad.
BJP: Worse.
BSP: Even worse.
SP: Worst.

The Tamil Nadu story…
Alternating Current: DMK/ADMK.

The Telangana story…
TRS: Beginning with the worst!

The Jammu & Kashmir story…
1947: Abdullah.
1982: Son Abdullah.
2014: Grandson Abdullah.

The Maharashtra story…
Congress till I die!
(OK, I’m dead, maybe now I’ll look to Modi.)

The Odisha story…
What’s in a name? Plenty, if you’re a Patnaik.
Biju Patnaik: 7 years as CM.
Janaki Patnaik: 13 years as CM.
Naveen Patnaik: 19 years as CM by 2019.

The Kerala story…
Alternating Current: UDF/LDF.

The Rajasthan story…
Alternating Current: Congress/BJP.

© Sunil Rajguru