The Modi tsunami continues with #2017Elections…

When Modi took over as campaign chief in 2013, Congress had more LS MPs, RS MPs, MLAs along with a Congress President and Vice President.
This year it will be all BJP.

Top 4 States by area—Rajasthan, MP, Maharashtra, UP.
All 4 BJP.
If BJP wins Karnataka in 2018—9/10 biggest States will be NDA.
Exception—Odisha.

1989-2009: Most polls were hung.
2012-2017: Most polls are very decisive.
How does the entire electorate of India change its mind at once?

Huge winner: BJP.
Runner-up: Congress.
Huge losers: BSP, SP, AAP

After the 2019 Lok Sabha elections, Pappu will be inducted into the BJP, revealing that he was a secret agent all along, merely carrying out Mahatma Gandhi’s 1947 request of disbanding the Congress which was not needed as we had achieved freedom.

Narendra Modi has been #Remonetized.
Get ready for the next #SurgicalStrike.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi se panga mat lena warna…

Foresight of media analysts.
2016—#Demonetization.
Immediate analysis: He will be routed in 2019 thanks to this.
Reality—Landslide in 2017.

Aisa kabhi suna hai ki kamal ne haathi ko kuchla???
25 times more seats!

Whoever wants to be PM in Modi Raj is destroyed.
Maya is next to zero.
Mulayam is powerless.
Nitish has Lalu.
Mamata can’t even manage WB.

The steady fall of Maya…
2014: 0% Lok Sabha seats.
2017: 4.7% UP Assembly seats.
2018: 0% Rajya Sabha seats.

Baap nambari failure,
to beta das nambari failure.
#Mulayam #Akhilesh

So many parties on self-destruct mode.
SP.
BSP.
AAP.
BJD.
TMC.
JDU.
ADMK.
CPM.
NCP.
Shiv Sena.
Congress.

Mummy, I am ahead in 3 states and Modi uncle just 2!
#Pappu #ElectionResults

Congress ka Pappu + SP ka Pappu…
So besaahare ne ek doosre ko khadde main daal diya.

Non-Nehru/Indira/Sympathy Wave Lok Sabha seats.
MMS: 206.
Rajiv: 197.
Sonia: 145.
Pappu: 44.
Pappini if given the chance: 20, maybe.

News.
Pappu says: Jab Obamaji ki patni Amreeka main apni rasoi me kucch pakaaye…
Analysis.
Pappu is such a sexist that he wants even an ex-Prez’s wife to just cook in the kitchen.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

At the polls: Jai Pappu. Hai hai Modi…

Pappu star campaigner for Bihar 2010 polls, Congress gets 4/243 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for UP 2012 polls, Congress gets 28/403 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for 2013 Assembly polls, Congress wins 1/5 States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for 2014 Lok Sabha polls, Congress wins 44/543 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu campaigns in Maharashtra and Haryana, Congress loses both States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time! (Till 2024? Till 2029?)

Modi wins 2002 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Polarization!

Modi wins 2007 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Gujaratis have been fooled!

Modi wins 2012 Gujarat Assembly polls.
So what? Expected. TINA!

Modi campaigns to great 2013 Assembly polls victory.
No Modi wave. Even if so, it won’t last till 2014.

Modi leads BJP to spectacular 282 Lok Sabha seats.
31%! Bypolls show Modi wave has ended!

Modi campaign leads to BJP CMs in Maharashtra and Haryana.
Bah! He will never get Tamil Nadu and West Bengal.

Post script…
Pappu’s mistakes will be tolerated for decades.
Modi’s successes will be forgotten in one second.

© Sunil Rajguru

Modi: Fighting elections like a boss…

2002: After Godhra, you can’t win elections.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2007: You can’t win sans polarization.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2012: You may win, but you can’t become national leader.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2013: Your magic will not work outside Gujarat.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2014: BJP will never get a Lok Sabha majority.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2014: Maharashtra and Haryana can never have BJP CMs.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

So what’s the next challenge they are throwing at Modi?

© Sunil Rajguru