The liberals will never learn…

Capitalists can genuinely say…
To hell with Communism!
Communists can’t honestly say “To hell with Capitalism!” because they make big bucks from it.

The fall…
2002: Modi did genocide!
2013: Modi did snoopgate!
2015: Name on suit!
2016: Modi follows trolls!

Mamata cries Emergency while cracking down on journalists, suppressing free speech and behaving dictatorially.
Story of most Chief Ministers of India.

Media is obsessed with politicians obsessed with caste and religion.
Media ignores politicians obsessed with development.
Problem is not just the politicians.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

To err is for Modi Haters, to forgive them is liberal

Right now there’s a royal battle brewing between Pappu, Kejri and Mamata to see who can end up as the worst politician of 2016.

The IQ of Indian politics was as it is low.
Kejri and his merry men brought it down even further!

After Modi became CM in 2001, he has been doing the same things with the same results.
After Manmohan won 2009, even Pappu has been doing the same things with the same results.

How many died after law and order breakdown thanks to Lalu, Mamata and Akhilesh coming in Bihar, WB and UP.
Or it doesn’t matter as they’re Modi haters?

Kejri: How was your day?
Pappu: Great! Hurled my 1000th baseless allegation against Modi and 100th resignation demand.
Kejri: I think I’m ahead of you!
#RameshSuresh

If you think Kejri-Jung was highly controversial then what will happen if Kiran Bedi becomes the new Lieutenant-Governor of New Delhi!
#ChooMantarJantarMantar

Lalu destroyed Bihar.
Got 5 more years.
Destroyed again.
5 more.
Again.
5 more.
Mamata destroyed West Bengal.
Got 5 more years.
Destroying again…

Kejri and Mamata playing a game of “Dumb and Dumber”.

Congress gets attacked (always belatedly) because it does scams.
Modi gets attacked (always 24X7) because he tries to stop scams.

Modi has won all his personal political battles from 2001.
Do you think he doesn’t have many tricks up his sleeve till 2019?

Modi is patiently waiting for the Rajya Sabha to come under his control.
#VicePresidentialElections
Disruptions will then come to an end.

Poriborton = Pori-bartan.
Bartan = vessel, as in…
Empty vessels make most noise.

Maybe Mamata identifies herself so much with the Bangladeshis that she sees the “Indian” Army as the “foreign” hand.

West Bengal governance. Congress—Bad. (Till 1977) CPM—Worse. (1977-2011) TMC—Worst. (2011-__)

Mamata-Akhilesh-Kejri—The Bermuda Triangle of governance (it disappears). Since Lalu is ruling by proxy, make it the Bermuda Quadrilateral.Those who can govern, do it.

Those who can’t, do nautanki. #Kejri #Mamata #Lalu

Military coup = If Army chief overthrows Prime Minister. Mamata’s definition = I can see soldiers from my Secretariat window!

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25 great stories out of #Demonetization…

1. Black money economy severely hit.
2. Corrupt people finally lose their money by dumping or burning.
3. Poor get some commission for conversion, benefits them.
4. Push towards more and more bank accounts.
5. Cashless economy push.
6. Counterfeit notes checked.
7. Terrorist funding checked.
8. Dawood funding checked.
9. Hence Pakistan checked (6. to 8.). Financial terrorism stops.
10. Underworld funding checked.
11. Naxalism funding checked.
12. More Naxalites being arrested.
13. India’s mindset changed, habits will change.
14. Black money folks finally afraid and things will become more difficult.
15. Black money political funding hit, especially during elections.
16. White economy boosted.
17. India now seen as a less corrupt country in the world.
18. Tracking black money made easier.
19. Money laundering under sharp focus.
20. Government tax revenue increases.
21. Hawala industry under sharp focus.
22. Circulation of money increases in India, black money hoarding stagnation hit.
23. Utilities flooded with old notes and become flush with funds.
24. Temporary normalcy in Kashmir showing how unrest was funded with black money.
25. Advance tax up and many get salaries in advance.

2 main focus areas of #AdarshLiberals and mainstream media…
1. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues. Queues…
2. Modi will lose 2019.
(After shouting from rooftops that he will lose 2002, 2007, 2014 etc)

(C) Sunil Rajguru

And they will continue hating Modi…

Kejriwal: Vote for anyone but BJP.
One interpretation: Vote for Congress.
Anna Hazare, tu to Congress agent nikla!

Kejri.
The man with a million mistakes, a million baseless allegations and a million nautankis.
Plus he’s chanted Modi’s name million times.

Lalu
Accused✔
Convicted✔
Disqualified✔
Incompetent✔
Jungle Raj✔
Casteist✔
Dynasty✔
#AdarshLiberals: He’s as white as snow! We hate Modi!

1970s: Too many bad politicians debut.
1980s: Mamata becomes MP.
1990s: Lalu becomes CM.
2000s: Pappu becomes MP.
2010s: Kejri becomes CM.

Congress once had all the talent, all the leaders and all the ideas.
Today it has all the stupidity, all the bankruptcy and all the Pappus.

Next they will complain that their vote bank got hacked and emptied in 2014 and they are unable to get new voting currency.
#OfflineCongress

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Modi is a dictator dictator dictator

#AccheDin for FoS
Before the Prime Minister was petrified of speaking.
Today thousands are screaming and shouting nonsense at the Prime Minister 24X7.

Spot the difference.
During Emergency thousands were arrested and tortured without trial.
Today thousands are attacking Modi 24X7 with outright lies.

Left-wing Sonia still pushing her Left-wing agenda backed by Left-wing media, Left-wing politicians and Left…
Why label only “Right-wing”?

They attacked him non-stop from 2002-14.
Helped him get a landslide.
Good they are attacking 2014-16.
Great chances for 2019.
#ModiHaters

India under Modi is heading towards dictatorship says the woman who runs her party like an absolute dictator.
#Mayawati #BSP #UPPolls

Curious…
Media petrified to attack Sonia, she rules party ruthlessly.
Media petrified to attack Hillary, she rules party ruthlessly.
Media: Modi and Trump are Hitlers!

Emergency 1 lasted for 635 days for thousands of newspapers and magazines.
Emergency 2 will last for 1 day for 1/tens of thousands of news outlets.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi ✔ #OROP, Pappu-Kejri ✖ but asked for proof…

Modi is the only Indian to be attacked, rubbished, vilified and demonized for working and actually delivering the goods.
#OROP

Defence procurement speeded up.
Army given free hand, #SurgicalStrike.
#OROP implemented.
#AdarshLiberals: Sparta! Modi is anti-Army!

Empty vessels make much noise.
Kejri is the emptiest vessel in India and hence makes maximum noise.

Mind-boggling spin.
Indira scraps #OROP.
Rajiv does nothing.
Sonia does nothing.
Modi implements #OROP.
Gets royally demonized for it.

Modi attacks his enemies failures.
His enemies attack Modi’s successes.
#OROP

Muslims in fear.
Churches under attack.
Dalits targeted.
Beef bans.
Servicemen woes…
Began only after 2014.
India was paradise from 1947-2014.

When Modi achieves India’s 100% electrification, he’ll be attacked for all electrical injuries, late night TV watching, high power bills…

Kejri-Pappu.
Kaam kaaj to kuch hai nahin.
Bas Bharat Darshan karo aur halla karo.

Tomorrow Pappu will walk on a highway built by the Government and claim there is no highway.
Kejri will ask for proof and flee without waiting for an answer.

2011—They ranted and raved against the worst politicians.
2016—They have surpassed those worst politicians to become the new mud standard.

Fake leaders.
Fake in government.
Fake causes.
Fake even as an Opposition.
#Congress #PoliticsOfDeath #KhoonKiDalali

#OROP
Congress = One Raag Only Pappu.
AAP = One Rut Only PM.

Priyanka-Robert have Lutyens’ bungalow & SPG despite doing nothing.
Pappu has paraphernalia beyond common MP.
One Family One Lifelong Pension.

Senior Leader of Opposition = Kejri.
Junior Leader of Opposition = Pappu.

Mahatma Gandhi went to jail for a cause.
Pappu Gandhi went to jail for #AdarshLiberals’ applause.

Funny.
Anti Army Party and Anti OROP Party screaming the loudest.
#OROPSucidePolitics

#Kejri.
Doing work for Delhi = 0%.
Commenting on everything that doesn’t concern him = 100%.
#OROP

#Pappu
Part time politician.
Time pass politics.
#Kejri
Full time nautanki.
Faltu politics.

#Kejri
2015: I promise this, this, that, that… sun, moon… falana dhimkana…
2020: Since I did none of that, same promises.

2 years after 2014, many successes.
5 years after 2011, still no Lokpal.
#Kejri

Greatest case of intolerance ever is still that which #AdarshLiberals show for Modi’s good work.
#OROP

These versions by Sunil Rajguru