Get it 100% wrong, keep predicting, keep preaching and keep getting paid big bucks forever

narendra-modi-2112081_640In 2002, They (most media houses plus most pollsters plus most political experts plus most intellectuals plus most TV news stars plus most everybody else who had a voice and allegedly mattered) said that Modi would lose elections in the face of polarization and end his political career.
Not only did Modi win, but he is the biggest political figure well into 2018.

In 2004, They said that Vajpayee and the NDA would make a return and Advani would make Prime Minister and Sonia’s political career was over.
The NDA lost, Vajpayee’s career ended, Advani’s career virtually ended, Sonia virtually became a dictator for 10 years and now They are desperately trying to prop up a failed Sonia for 2019.

In 2009, They said that since Modi couldn’t win most of his State Lok Sabha seats, his national ambitions had officially ended.
Not only did Modi make a comeback, but he is the biggest national political figure well into 2018.

parliament-2028311_640In 2009, They said that UPA would probably just about scrape through and would be heavily reliant on all the allies for many many years to come. It was a new era of collation politics.
Congress jumped from 145 Lok Sabha seats to 206 and gave a royal kick to all their allies and virtually ruled alone for 5 years and the BJP government that followed also had no need for allies.

In the 2012 UP Assembly polls, They predicted a hopelessly hung Assembly.
Unsurprisingly the SP stormed to a clear majority.

For Modi and 2014, They made umpteen predictions…
Forget BJP, even NDA won’t get 272!
The BJP will never make Modi their PM candidate.
The allies will never accept Modi.
The common man will never accept Modi.
He can never let go the ghost of Godhra.
After 2014…
The Modi wave is over.
He will never be able to function in New Delhi.
The way all these predictions, assertions and prophecies got smashed to smithereens is not funny, it’s farcical.

kashmir-boat-642167_640In 2014, They couldn’t even sniff a BJP landslide in Haryana or an NDA government in J&K.

In 2015, They were nowhere near predicting 67/70 seats for AAP in Delhi.

They made absolute fools of themselves in Bihar in 2015 and predicted both a BJP landslide and a Mahagatbandhan landslide. One poll gave such a wide margin that it predicted a win for BJP, a loss for BJP and a hung house!

Now they are telling us that the Modi wave is over and he will be beaten in 2019 and I guess we have no choice but to believe them!

Bonus: International edition…

donald-trump-1708433_640Brexit can’t happen.
Right parties can’t come to power in Europe.
Trump isn’t serious.
Trump will withdraw from the Presidential race.
Trump can’t win the Republican nomination.
Trump can’t beat Hillary.
After becoming President, Trump will either be impeached or resign.
Trump will start a nuclear war with North Korea.

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The Right, the Left and the media

journalist-985075_640Every mainstream media analysis and opinion poll is virulently pro-Left and anti-Right.
In 2014 they said it was impossible for the Right (Modi) to get 272+ seats.
Failed prediction.
In 2015 they said the Right (Netanyahu) would lose.
Failed prediction.
In 2015 they said the Right (Cameron) would see a hopelessly hung Parliament or the Left (Labour) would inch ahead.
Failed prediction.
In 2016 they said the Right-leaning Brexit couldn’t happen.
Failed prediction.
In 2016 they said the Right (Trump) couldn’t win, some put his chances at below 1%!
Super failed prediction.
They got Macron right, but then mainland Europe heavily leans Left and you can’t get them wrong all the time!
Basically they see the chances of the Left and add 5-10% to that randomly and predict accordingly in order to influence the outcome.
That is why the mainstream media is dying.

Qatar has the most powerful Arab media house: Al Jazeera.
And yet it finds itself totally isolated in the Arab world.
Another example of how media has become a paper tiger.

Old media saying…
There is no Freedom of the Press in India.
There is only Freedom of the Proprietors of the Press.

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The tremendous bias against Trump…

donald-trump-2333743_640Bill Clinton was highly divisive.
The House of Representatives impeached him, but the Senate saved him.
George W Bush was highly divisive.
His opponents always called him an illegitimate President and said he lost 2000.
Barack Obama was highly divisive.
The Republicans hated him, the boisterous Tea Party couldn’t stand him and under him bipartisanship and race relations reached record lows.
Hillary Clinton is highly divisive.
Half the country absolutely abhors her.
Yet the international media keeps bandying about “divisive Trump” 24X7 as if it’s a title and something totally new.
That’s why the mainstream media is dying.

There has been great Political Climate Change in the post-Trump era and a severe Global Warming of Liberal-Left brains leading to their meltdown.

They impeached Bill Clinton.
They tried to impeach George W Bush.
They tried to impeach Obama.
They’re trying to impeach Trump.
Nothing new.

Those saying Comey is the biggest thing since Watergate forget that Bill Clinton was actually impeached by the House of Representatives in 1998, the second time such a thing happened in America’s 200+ year history.

In the nineteenth century, an American politician spelt coffee as kaughi.
Even now Trump is not everyone’s cup of covfefe.

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And they still can’t stop Trump

Abusing Trump-Modi = Freedom of speech.
Supporting Trump-Modi = Abuse.
Defending Trump-Modi = Trolling.
Voting Trump-Modi = Dictatorship.

Every global Liberal, activist, NGO, media house, intellectual… is barking at Trump.
There’s nothing brave in it.
Brave is a celebrity defending him.

They couldn’t beat him as a political novice.
Using the same lame stale tactics they’re trying to beat the most powerful man in the world.

Incredible England.
Okay with Jihadis setting up permanent base on home soil.
Not okay with head of state of biggest ally visiting them.

Trump Haters totally unaware that evil Russian Communist Empire collapsed in 1991.

January 20 sunrise Climate Change was a colossal problem.
By sunset the problem had been sorted out.

Trump greatest.
Trump worst.
Modi greatest.
Modi worst.
Contradicting extremes flourish simultaneously.
Debates have become meaningless.

People still don’t get it.
It’s better to have a Trade Doctrine (Tillerson) than a War Doctrine (Hillary).
#SecretaryOfState

I think the Liberal-Left lobby is yet to reach “Peak Outrage”.
They’ll try to make 2017 very stormy indeed.

Prophecy…
If the Dictator doesn’t get elected, then the Dictator will not accept the verdict and the Dictator’s supporters will go on a violent rampage all across the country and get full support from the Dictator’s ecosystem.

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The sad Obama legacy finally ends…

Stalin gave himself medals.
Nehru gave himself Bharat Ratna.
Obama gives himself Distinguished Public Service Medal.
All Communists are the same.

Obama’s slogan post Presidency…
Make Obama Great Again.
For Obama it’s always been about Obama, nothing else.

No President ever spoke this grand for 8 years straight, got so much global love and did so little in the end.

If Russians hacked elections—it’s an Obama security breach.
If they didn’t hack, then he’s lying.
Either way it makes him look bad and as usual he’s still taking the moral high ground.

The only thing Putin seems to have hacked is the collective IQs of Obama, Hillary and the Democrats.

Democrats-Hillary leaked information like a sieve and it was a virtual free for all.
Now Obama plays the good ole Indian allegation trick: The foreign hand!

Liberals.
Intellectuals.
Media.
Hillary.
Sanders.
Obama.
They’ve all legitimized violence against Trump.
#DisruptJ20 #Inauguration

Secretary of Defense gives prize to President.
President gives prize to Vice President.

Republicans believe in the Republic.
But I am not sure if the Democrats believe in Democracy.
#Inauguration boycotts and violent protests.

Hillary supporters are still in denial.
Their slogan is…
Make America Hate Again.
#Trump #Inauguration

Meryl Streep will now act in a Sci Fi film playing a Hillary Clinton who actually won in a parallel universe. Feel good X 100.

Sinking media musings…

Julian Assange alone has more credibility than CNN, New York Times, Washington Post, BBC, Guardian, Economist… put together.

October-November: Hillary had a meltdown.
December-January: Obama having a meltdown.
American media: Trump having a meltdown!

Kejri wanted to be Prime Minister but settled for Delhi Chief Minister.
Hillary wanted to be President but supporters want her to settle for New York Mayor.

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The 5 stages of grief for Trump haters…

donald-trump-2005343_640…after he became President elect of America…

1. Denial: He can’t have been elected. Hillary won the popular vote. That’s not fair! There’s been some mistake. This can’t be happening. Why have all the voters been fooled in this manner? The Electoral College sucks. It must be done away with. #NotMyPresident. We need a recount! A recount might just overturn the verdict! What if the Electoral College voted by conscience. There’s still a chance! Cry. Sob! Sob! Boo hoo! How have we become such a racist country?

2. Anger: He’s a dictator who will destroy America and the world. There will be a dictatorship. He will turn America into a Fascist State! There will be no rights for anyone. Freedom of speech and expression won’t exist! Protest! Rant! Rage! Riot on the streets. Beat up Trump supporters. Bully Electoral College members and threaten them.

After January 20, 2017 when he’s inaugurated…

3. Bargaining: We will accept him if he does this, this, this, this and this and this and…this and this and… a list which will never end and will never be satisfied…

After a few months into 2017 when he’ll be doing a pretty decent job…

4. Depression: The Great Depression. The delusional media will cope by continuing to manufacture outright lies. Liberals, Hollywood stars, Silicon Valley czars and so-called intellectuals cope by trivializing Trump’s every move. A schizophrenic dichotomy will be created where in the real world Trump will be doing pretty well but in the virtual world he’ll be a total disaster.

5. Acceptance: May come only if Trump is re-elected in 2020—Till then it’s only depression and depression and depression upon depression.

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Yet more Trump victory musings…

Freedom of Speech.
Followers of Obama, Hillary, Sonia etc can abuse as much as they want.
Followers of Trump, Modi etc can’t criticize.

Same to same.
In 2008, Americans voted against the establishment.
In 2016, Americans voted against the Obama establishment.

Trump was attacked and abused 24X7.
His Presidency will be smooth for him because he’s already used to it.

Billionaire Trump ridiculed globally.
Billionaire Thiel ridiculed in Silicon Valley.
Shows how powerful Hillary was.
“was”.

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Yet more US Presidential musings…

While America got Obamacare, the Middle East got Hillarycare.

Obama’s slogan.
Yes we can… take forward Bush’s New World Order #WithHer.

Action.
Obama administration took the Surveillance State to commanding heights.
Equal and opposite reaction.
Hacking-leaking took it to plummeting depths.

Media: Scams. Sex. Emails. Health. Wars. Lies…
My God! Hillary is the worst candidate ever!
Owners: OK, sell Trump as the worst ever.
Media: Working on it!

Hillary mocks ½ of Trump supporters & ½ of Sanders supporters.
Could well include nearly ½ of all voters.
Remaining ½ don’t love her either.

Wag the tail.
Great spin: Wag the dog.
2016 Hillary spin: Wag the globe.
#MSM #2016USPolls

1981-85: Vice President Bush.
1985-89: Vice President Bush.
1989-93: President Bush.
1993-97: President Clinton.
1997-2001: President Clinton.
2001-05: President Bush.
2005-09: President Bush.
2009-13: Secretary of State Clinton.

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Trump Presidential musings…

Modi can’t get majority.
Gets.
Cameron can’t win.
Wins.
Netanyahu can’t win.
Wins.
Brexit can’t happen.
Happens.
Trump can’t win.
Watch this space.

The Bushes by supporting Hillary show that Dynasty always comes before party and democracy.
Bush III thwarted, so let’s have Clinton II.

Hat-trick?
#AbKiBaarModiSarkaar

#AbKiBaarCameronSarkaar

#AbKiBaarTrumpSarkaar

America’s rival monarchies…
For 32 straight years, from 1980-2012, a Bush or Clinton has either been President, VP or Secretary of State.

If #Hillary loses, then Obama would be the only President to have 2 losing Presidential candidates as Secretaries of State. #Kerry

Worldwide liberals and intellectuals believe in only two things…
1. Communist propaganda.
2. Capitalist moolah.

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Hillary and US Presidential musings…

200 million voted for “Fascist” Modi.
52% voted for “racist” Brexit.
Roughly half of US supports “Hitler” Trump.
Maybe problem with “allegation hurlers”, not people.

Obama 2008 slogan…
Change we can believe in!
Hillary 2016 slogan…
That change which never came which we’re still trying to believe in!

Obama 2008 slogan…
Yes we can!
Hillary 2016 slogan…
We didn’t, but we still can, just 4 more years!

No Pak terror state.
No suing Saudis.
Surveillance State.
Targeting Snowden-Manning-Assange.
Negligence with secret mails OK.
#LiberalObama

Hillary to Pak: You can’t keep snakes in your backyard and expect them only to bite your neighbors. You know, eventually those snakes are going to turn on whoever has them in the backyard.
Q: Great! But aren’t you the handler of the snake handler?

US pensioners’ polls…
No matter who wins, towards the end of the term the President will be 70+ and the Vice President 60+.
Obama retires at 55.

Had Sanders become President, he would have turned his country into the USSR.
(United States Socialist Republic)

From 2017, we should have an Obama Day.
When all day we will talk and talk great things and vow “Yes we can!” but actually do no work.

Sanders, like all Communists, is a coward at heart.
Now forget fighting Hillary, he can’t even speak against her.
#BasementDwellers

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#USPresidentialPolls2016 musings…

Hillary
Dynasty/nepotism ✔
Scandals ✔
Middle East wars ✔
Security/emails threat ✔
Health problems ✔
Compulsive liar ✔
Zero transparency ✔
Dictatorial control over media ✔
Dictatorial control over establishment ✔
Verdict
Trump ✘

With biased moderator, victim can’t lose.
Only two reactions…
1. He won despite the moderator.
2. He lost because of the moderator.
#Trump

While coming Senate trashed Obama’s Guantanamo closure plans 90-6.
While going Senate trashes his Saudi Bill veto 97-1.
Sums up his Presidency.

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Trump-Hillary musings…

Hitler ruined Europe.
Obama-Hillary ruined the Middle East.
Trump hasn’t done anything yet.
So right now, who’s more like Hitler?

Pappu will destroy the Congress.
Corbyn will destroy Labour.
Hillary will destroy the Democrats.”

High stakes.
Hillary has the unconditional support of the President, liberals, media, intellectuals and powerful Left ecosystem.
If she loses, they all lose.

Trump has momentum.
Europe is burning.
Terror is alarming.
Media…
Hillary is unstoppable.
Europe on right track.
Get used to terror.

Ever since Obama made the intolerance comment on India, intolerance has skyrocketed in America.
Be careful who you make dig at.

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