The sad Obama legacy finally ends…

Stalin gave himself medals.
Nehru gave himself Bharat Ratna.
Obama gives himself Distinguished Public Service Medal.
All Communists are the same.

Obama’s slogan post Presidency…
Make Obama Great Again.
For Obama it’s always been about Obama, nothing else.

No President ever spoke this grand for 8 years straight, got so much global love and did so little in the end.

If Russians hacked elections—it’s an Obama security breach.
If they didn’t hack, then he’s lying.
Either way it makes him look bad and as usual he’s still taking the moral high ground.

The only thing Putin seems to have hacked is the collective IQs of Obama, Hillary and the Democrats.

Democrats-Hillary leaked information like a sieve and it was a virtual free for all.
Now Obama plays the good ole Indian allegation trick: The foreign hand!

Liberals.
Intellectuals.
Media.
Hillary.
Sanders.
Obama.
They’ve all legitimized violence against Trump.
#DisruptJ20 #Inauguration

Secretary of Defense gives prize to President.
President gives prize to Vice President.

Republicans believe in the Republic.
But I am not sure if the Democrats believe in Democracy.
#Inauguration boycotts and violent protests.

Hillary supporters are still in denial.
Their slogan is…
Make America Hate Again.
#Trump #Inauguration

Meryl Streep will now act in a Sci Fi film playing a Hillary Clinton who actually won in a parallel universe. Feel good X 100.

Sinking media musings…

Julian Assange alone has more credibility than CNN, New York Times, Washington Post, BBC, Guardian, Economist… put together.

October-November: Hillary had a meltdown.
December-January: Obama having a meltdown.
American media: Trump having a meltdown!

Kejri wanted to be Prime Minister but settled for Delhi Chief Minister.
Hillary wanted to be President but supporters want her to settle for New York Mayor.

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The 5 stages of grief for Trump haters…

donald-trump-2005343_640…after he became President elect of America…

1. Denial: He can’t have been elected. Hillary won the popular vote. That’s not fair! There’s been some mistake. This can’t be happening. Why have all the voters been fooled in this manner? The Electoral College sucks. It must be done away with. #NotMyPresident. We need a recount! A recount might just overturn the verdict! What if the Electoral College voted by conscience. There’s still a chance! Cry. Sob! Sob! Boo hoo! How have we become such a racist country?

2. Anger: He’s a dictator who will destroy America and the world. There will be a dictatorship. He will turn America into a Fascist State! There will be no rights for anyone. Freedom of speech and expression won’t exist! Protest! Rant! Rage! Riot on the streets. Beat up Trump supporters. Bully Electoral College members and threaten them.

After January 20, 2017 when he’s inaugurated…

3. Bargaining: We will accept him if he does this, this, this, this and this and this and…this and this and… a list which will never end and will never be satisfied…

After a few months into 2017 when he’ll be doing a pretty decent job…

4. Depression: The Great Depression. The delusional media will cope by continuing to manufacture outright lies. Liberals, Hollywood stars, Silicon Valley czars and so-called intellectuals cope by trivializing Trump’s every move. A schizophrenic dichotomy will be created where in the real world Trump will be doing pretty well but in the virtual world he’ll be a total disaster.

5. Acceptance: May come only if Trump is re-elected in 2020—Till then it’s only depression and depression and depression upon depression.

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Yet more Trump victory musings…

Freedom of Speech.
Followers of Obama, Hillary, Sonia etc can abuse as much as they want.
Followers of Trump, Modi etc can’t criticize.

Same to same.
In 2008, Americans voted against the establishment.
In 2016, Americans voted against the Obama establishment.

Trump was attacked and abused 24X7.
His Presidency will be smooth for him because he’s already used to it.

Billionaire Trump ridiculed globally.
Billionaire Thiel ridiculed in Silicon Valley.
Shows how powerful Hillary was.
“was”.

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Yet more US Presidential musings…

While America got Obamacare, the Middle East got Hillarycare.

Obama’s slogan.
Yes we can… take forward Bush’s New World Order #WithHer.

Action.
Obama administration took the Surveillance State to commanding heights.
Equal and opposite reaction.
Hacking-leaking took it to plummeting depths.

Media: Scams. Sex. Emails. Health. Wars. Lies…
My God! Hillary is the worst candidate ever!
Owners: OK, sell Trump as the worst ever.
Media: Working on it!

Hillary mocks ½ of Trump supporters & ½ of Sanders supporters.
Could well include nearly ½ of all voters.
Remaining ½ don’t love her either.

Wag the tail.
Great spin: Wag the dog.
2016 Hillary spin: Wag the globe.
#MSM #2016USPolls

1981-85: Vice President Bush.
1985-89: Vice President Bush.
1989-93: President Bush.
1993-97: President Clinton.
1997-2001: President Clinton.
2001-05: President Bush.
2005-09: President Bush.
2009-13: Secretary of State Clinton.

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Trump Presidential musings…

Modi can’t get majority.
Gets.
Cameron can’t win.
Wins.
Netanyahu can’t win.
Wins.
Brexit can’t happen.
Happens.
Trump can’t win.
Watch this space.

The Bushes by supporting Hillary show that Dynasty always comes before party and democracy.
Bush III thwarted, so let’s have Clinton II.

Hat-trick?
#AbKiBaarModiSarkaar

#AbKiBaarCameronSarkaar

#AbKiBaarTrumpSarkaar

America’s rival monarchies…
For 32 straight years, from 1980-2012, a Bush or Clinton has either been President, VP or Secretary of State.

If #Hillary loses, then Obama would be the only President to have 2 losing Presidential candidates as Secretaries of State. #Kerry

Worldwide liberals and intellectuals believe in only two things…
1. Communist propaganda.
2. Capitalist moolah.

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Hillary and US Presidential musings…

200 million voted for “Fascist” Modi.
52% voted for “racist” Brexit.
Roughly half of US supports “Hitler” Trump.
Maybe problem with “allegation hurlers”, not people.

Obama 2008 slogan…
Change we can believe in!
Hillary 2016 slogan…
That change which never came which we’re still trying to believe in!

Obama 2008 slogan…
Yes we can!
Hillary 2016 slogan…
We didn’t, but we still can, just 4 more years!

No Pak terror state.
No suing Saudis.
Surveillance State.
Targeting Snowden-Manning-Assange.
Negligence with secret mails OK.
#LiberalObama

Hillary to Pak: You can’t keep snakes in your backyard and expect them only to bite your neighbors. You know, eventually those snakes are going to turn on whoever has them in the backyard.
Q: Great! But aren’t you the handler of the snake handler?

US pensioners’ polls…
No matter who wins, towards the end of the term the President will be 70+ and the Vice President 60+.
Obama retires at 55.

Had Sanders become President, he would have turned his country into the USSR.
(United States Socialist Republic)

From 2017, we should have an Obama Day.
When all day we will talk and talk great things and vow “Yes we can!” but actually do no work.

Sanders, like all Communists, is a coward at heart.
Now forget fighting Hillary, he can’t even speak against her.
#BasementDwellers

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