Dear Arab World,
We shall soon have a nuke to even out matters in this region.
You have thousands of nukes (everyone knows that!) and we have hundreds (an open secret), but if Iran gets hold of even one nuke, then that will destabilize the whole region and ultimately the whole world. We are looking at nuclear Armageddon!
You are right! We can’t have that, now can we, especially considering the fact that our President won the Nobel Prize for Peace!
P.S. Did you check out our cool new slogan: Drone Deaths Bring Peace, Give Peace a Chance!
Don’t listen to the world. We have dozens of nukes thanks to which we have self-pride, independence, stability, security and the whole world (including that damn “India”) fears us! Just go for it!
P.S. Don’t worry about the rumours that the US will seize our nukes. There’s absolutely no chance of that. All our nukes are hidden so safely that even we are not sure about all of them.
We also have nukes, but I don’t think that really has made any difference to anyone whatsoever.
Regards through a joint declaration,
France, England, India
We have nukes, but we later realized that Capitalism trumps Communism any day. We are screwing America financially. The banknote is mightier than the nuke!
Who are all you blokes? I don’t know who you are. I don’t recognize even one amongst seven billion of you.
© Sunil Rajguru