Wife: Swami!
PC: Woh naam mat lo mere saamne!
Party worker: Ki chhora Ganga kinare waala…
Maya: Mat gaana ga woh! Chhora haath dho kar hi peeche pad gaya hai UP ke!
Worker: Can sir…
Rahul: Cancer? Stop talking nonsense!
Sometime after the World Cup final…
Madam: Sachin is a real bharat ratna!
PC (To himself): Hmmm, now we’ll have to change the rules!
© Sunil Rajguru
Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Cyrus.
Cyrus kaun?
Sahi raste pe jaa raha hain, chinta mat karo, Tata nahin to kya, wohi pariwar ka hain bhaaya ye Mistry.
Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Raja.
Raja kaun?
Raja ka to baj gaya tha baja, par ab Chiddu bhi jaayega bidu, but money on Kani finally getting bail.
Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Haqqani.
Haqqani kaun?
Haq nahin sarkar ke paas lagta hain, in fact sabka haq knees pe aa gaya hain us desh main.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
R.
R who?
R Ashwin here. Bhajji, open the door and let me in. I want to take your place!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
P.
P who?
P Chidambaram here. Raja, don’t open the door. I don’t want to join you?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
BSY.
BSY who?
BSY the free man that’s who? Get ready Sadanand, I’m still looking at your chair!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khant break the domestic box office records of the other Khans. Damn!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Of course Manmohan has a magic wand to end corruption…
Jajajantaram Mamantaram Chidambaram…
Voila! He’s innocent!
World’s best boss…
Court: Why can’t you investigate him?
CBI: But I just gave him the World’s Best Boss Award!
Where is it now?
PC: I gave the award to MMS!
MMS: And I gave it to Madam!
Madam: And I’m saving it for beta!
2 be or not 2 be…
This year, Manmohan Singh completed 20 years as a politician.
So the 2decade old politico, the 2nd most powerful person in India into his 2nd term is leading a 2nd string government thanks to the 2G scam…
…and UPA2G has been reduced to a Tu Tu Main Main slanging match all round.
Touche!
What will Hamlet Singh do now?
Meanwhile, singing is heard in two party headquarters, one by an 83-year-old man and one by a 41-year-old youth…
Hum honge Pradhan Mantri, hum honge Pradhan Mantri ek din,
Ho ho ho ho,
Man main hain vishwas, poora hai vishwas…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru