Manmohan: I am a caged parrot of Madamji.
CBI chief: I am a caged parrot of the PM.
Opposition leaders: We feel like caged parrots of the CBI.
Victims of Opposition leaders: We feel like caged parrots of…
© Sunil Rajguru
A Raja___ c. CBI b. CAG.
Suresh Kalmadi___ c. CBI b. Shunglu.
Kanimozhi___ Hit Wicket b. CBI.
Shashi Tharoor___ Seriously injured in practice match.
KC Rao___ Retired Hurt (on moral grounds).
Prakash Karat___ Injured as a result of nuclear radiation.
Mamata Banerji___ Retired Hurt (of feelings).
Sharad Pawar___ Promoted to international league.
Chidambaram___ b. S Swamy, Third Umpire appeal pending.
Digvijay Singh*___ Batting non-stop with a flourish of fours and sixes…
Manmohan Singh* (C)___ Severely bruised and battered, but still batting bravely.
Expert Commentary: Manish Tiwari, Ambika Soni & Renuka Chaudhary.
Non-playing captain: Rahul Gandhi.
Coach: Pranab Mukherjee.
Chairman of Selectors: Sonia Gandhi.
Opposition: Team Anna, Media, CAG, Courts & Common Man.
(Other political parties unable to put together a fighting fit Team XI.)
© Sunil Rajguru
Of course Manmohan has a magic wand to end corruption…
Jajajantaram Mamantaram Chidambaram…
Voila! He’s innocent!
World’s best boss…
Court: Why can’t you investigate him?
CBI: But I just gave him the World’s Best Boss Award!
Where is it now?
PC: I gave the award to MMS!
MMS: And I gave it to Madam!
Madam: And I’m saving it for beta!
2 be or not 2 be…
This year, Manmohan Singh completed 20 years as a politician.
So the 2decade old politico, the 2nd most powerful person in India into his 2nd term is leading a 2nd string government thanks to the 2G scam…
…and UPA2G has been reduced to a Tu Tu Main Main slanging match all round.
What will Hamlet Singh do now?
Meanwhile, singing is heard in two party headquarters, one by an 83-year-old man and one by a 41-year-old youth…
Hum honge Pradhan Mantri, hum honge Pradhan Mantri ek din,
Ho ho ho ho,
Man main hain vishwas, poora hai vishwas…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru