Parrot ka parrot ka parrot ka…

rotkopfara-1633096_640Sonia: I never wanted to enter politics. At times I feel like a caged parrot.

Manmohan: I am a caged parrot of Madamji.

CBI chief: I am a caged parrot of the PM.

Opposition leaders: We feel like caged parrots of the CBI.

Victims of Opposition leaders: We feel like caged parrots of…

© Sunil Rajguru

UPA Government Scorecard…

A Raja___ c. CBI b. CAG.

Suresh Kalmadi___ c. CBI b. Shunglu.

Kanimozhi___ Hit Wicket b. CBI.

Shashi Tharoor___ Seriously injured in practice match.

KC Rao___ Retired Hurt (on moral grounds).

Prakash Karat___ Injured as a result of nuclear radiation.

Mamata Banerji___ Retired Hurt (of feelings).

Sharad Pawar___ Promoted to international league.

Chidambaram___ b. S Swamy, Third Umpire appeal pending.

Digvijay Singh*___ Batting non-stop with a flourish of fours and sixes…

Manmohan Singh* (C)___ Severely bruised and battered, but still batting bravely.

Expert Commentary: Manish Tiwari, Ambika Soni & Renuka Chaudhary.

Non-playing captain: Rahul Gandhi.

Coach: Pranab Mukherjee.

Chairman of Selectors: Sonia Gandhi.

Opposition: Team Anna, Media, CAG, Courts & Common Man.

(Other political parties unable to put together a fighting fit Team XI.)

© Sunil Rajguru

2G musings…

Of course Manmohan has a magic wand to end corruption…
Jajajantaram Mamantaram Chidambaram…
Voila! He’s innocent!

World’s best boss…
Court: Why can’t you investigate him?
CBI: But I just gave him the World’s Best Boss Award!
Where is it now?
PC: I gave the award to MMS!
MMS: And I gave it to Madam!
Madam: And I’m saving it for beta!

2 be or not 2 be…
This year, Manmohan Singh completed 20 years as a politician.
So the 2decade old politico, the 2nd most powerful person in India into his 2nd term is leading a 2nd string government thanks to the 2G scam…
…and UPA2G has been reduced to a Tu Tu Main Main slanging match all round.
Touche!
What will Hamlet Singh do now?

Meanwhile, singing is heard in two party headquarters, one by an 83-year-old man and one by a 41-year-old youth…
Hum honge Pradhan Mantri, hum honge Pradhan Mantri ek din,
Ho ho ho ho,
Man main hain vishwas, poora hai vishwas…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru