A Raja___ c. CBI b. CAG.
Suresh Kalmadi___ c. CBI b. Shunglu.
Kanimozhi___ Hit Wicket b. CBI.
Shashi Tharoor___ Seriously injured in practice match.
KC Rao___ Retired Hurt (on moral grounds).
Prakash Karat___ Injured as a result of nuclear radiation.
Mamata Banerji___ Retired Hurt (of feelings).
Sharad Pawar___ Promoted to international league.
Chidambaram___ b. S Swamy, Third Umpire appeal pending.
Digvijay Singh*___ Batting non-stop with a flourish of fours and sixes…
Manmohan Singh* (C)___ Severely bruised and battered, but still batting bravely.
Expert Commentary: Manish Tiwari, Ambika Soni & Renuka Chaudhary.
Non-playing captain: Rahul Gandhi.
Coach: Pranab Mukherjee.
Chairman of Selectors: Sonia Gandhi.
Opposition: Team Anna, Media, CAG, Courts & Common Man.
(Other political parties unable to put together a fighting fit Team XI.)
© Sunil Rajguru