Why this Kolaveri (me)Di(ocrity)?

Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri (me)Di(ocrity)?
Why this Kolaveri downright (me)Di(ocrity)?
In the glorious land of Ilaiyaraaja and Rehman, why this monstrosity?
What if this dude was not from Rajni Sir’s family—but from anonymity?
Would he still have got this same nationwide acceptability?
Anyway, forget it… I know I’m just in a miniscule minority…

White skin-u, girl-u with black heart-u very politically correct-u I tell-u,
Indian music-u future really dark-u, going in reverse-u, in total soup-u,
What a beautiful-u storm-u in a tea-cup-u!
Or maybe the whole country is drunk-u on scotch-u,
Welcome to cyberspace-u, just be really good-u or be atrociously bad-u,
And you can as well-u get-u ten million hits-u,
Just like Rebecca Black and her Friday with her 167 million hits-u…

This Faalt-u Spoof-u by Sunil Rajgur-u

News in Limericks 6

There was this fearless journalist in Iraq,
Who hurled a shoe at a US Presidential chap,
It inspired attacks on Jindal, Chiddu and Yeddy,
Then on Advani, Omar, Kalmadi and Dwivedi,
And now shoeing has morphed into one tight slap!

There were these people Waiting for the God,
To complete the most divinest cricketing plot,
Then it went amiss and came many a miss,
Heartbreakingly in the 90s a bowler did dismiss,
And now it looks like we’re Waiting for Godot!

There was this terrorist called Kasab,
Who in Indian jails had many a kebab,
The demands never stopped,
And endless days got docked,
Aur ab us par paise kharch karne ka na koi hisaab!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru