Absolutely faaltu 11.11.11 musings…

∙ Today 111111 people will share 111111111111 status messages, emails, articles, facts and blogs (like this particular inane one) and waste 111111 man hours in the process.

∙ Is today is a good day for doing everything at the 11th hour?

∙ If 111 is called Nelson, then should today’s date be called the Double Nelson Day?
Did you know eleventyone is an obscure slang for over-exclamation???!!!
So better still, today is…
Double Eleventyone!!!!!!

∙ P.S. I missed 11.11.11@11.11.11!
I saw the clock at 11.40.
Now I am doomed to miss all such earth-shattering events 11111111 times in my life!

© Sunil Rajguru

How India’s Red Baron operates…

Worker: Sahab, woh petrol to airlines ke liye hain!
Business Tycoon: Koi baat nahin, F1 main daal do.

Worker: Sahab, woh paisa to airlines ke liye hain!
Tycoon: Koi baat nahin, IPL pe udaa do.

Moral of the story: When you’re on a high, then the world looks totally different.
Handling that same world during a hangover is a different matter altogether.

P.S. Also overheard…

Retired Captain: Mere dhakkan main kya burai thi? Sasta tha par theek thaak udtaa to tha. Uspe laal rang thopoge to ye sab to hona hi tha na!
Tycoon: Ye laal rang kab mujhe chhodega…
Worker: Ab to peena band karo!

© Sunil Rajguru