Absolutely faaltu 11.11.11 musings…

∙ Today 111111 people will share 111111111111 status messages, emails, articles, facts and blogs (like this particular inane one) and waste 111111 man hours in the process.

∙ Is today is a good day for doing everything at the 11th hour?

∙ If 111 is called Nelson, then should today’s date be called the Double Nelson Day?
Or…
Did you know eleventyone is an obscure slang for over-exclamation???!!!
So better still, today is…
Double Eleventyone!!!!!!

∙ P.S. I missed 11.11.11@11.11.11!
I saw the clock at 11.40.
Now I am doomed to miss all such earth-shattering events 11111111 times in my life!

© Sunil Rajguru

Things to do on 11.11.11…

∙ First jump on 1 leg, then jump on 1 more leg. (11)
Then balance your body on 1 hand then on 1 more hand. (11)
Then bang your head against 1 wall, then 1 other. (11)
Repeat this process when the time is 11.11.11.

∙ 11.11.11 in the morning on the date 11.11.11 is so rare that there will be a never seen before heavenly alignment that will grant every wish to everyone who asks it, no matter how fantastic.
The wish will come true after 111111111111 years.

∙ If you have a stopwatch, then try to stop it at 11.11.11.11 (11 hours 11 minutes 11.11 seconds) and frame it till 11.11.11.11, 2111.11.11.

∙ Watch Ra.One twice, then it will become Ra.OneOne or Ra.11.

∙ If you want to do good charity work, give 11 Rupees to 11 beggars at 11.11.11.
Richer people can give 11(hundred, thousand, lakh…) accordingly.

∙ At exactly 11.11.11, jump on 1 leg 111111 times.

∙ On the order of Pope Gregory XIII, the world went straight from October 4, 1582 to October 15, 1582 as a result of calendar adjustment.
Since we lost those days, purists can celebrate all of the above on November 22.

© Sunil Rajguru