News in Limericks 5

There was this leader from Italy,
Who was known for many a Bunga Bunga party,
Sex scams, court cases and wiretaps his premiership surrounded,
Sexism, gay bashing, Nazi barbs and the like abounded,
But in the end he was ousted over the economy.

There was this airline curse from India,
That first rendered an ineffective Air India,
East-West, ModiLuft, Vayudoot, Paramount & Co just shut down,
Air Deccan and Sahara got eaten, while Jet’s wearing a perpetual frown,
Aur ab Kingfisher bhi red main chala gaya.

There was this team from Aussie land,
That fell like an infamous Sidhu cycle stand,
A wicket fell, then the other, then another and another…
and another and another and another and another…
…and now their championship lies firmly in wonderland.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru