Faaltu differences…

…between MMS (Multimedia Messaging Service) and MMS (Manmohan Singh, Prime Minister of India)

∙ Mobile MMS allows for unlimited exchange of messages between two parties.
Political MMS allows for absolutely no exchange of messages, with one party always being on mute or silent mode.

∙ In the Mobile MMS scandal, the MMS was directly responsible for the scandal that affected the many lives around it and cost only a few Rupees.
In the Political MMS scams, MMS was not directly responsible for the same which involved the whole nation and cost thousands of crores of Rupees.

∙ Mobile MMS is barely 10 years old and has a bright future.
Political MMS is 79 years old with an uncertain future.

∙ Political MMS is based in India and does occasional global roaming.
Mobile MMS is based everywhere in the globe and is also on roaming.

∙ Political MMS liberalized India.
Mobile MMS liberalized the world.

∙ Political MMS is an economic wizard.
Mobile MMS is a technical wizard.

∙ LK Advani hates Political MMS.
LK Advani is too old to love or hate Mobile MMS.

∙ Political MMS can use Mobile MMS.
Mobile MMS can include content related to Political MMS.

∙ Political MMS rules India.
Mobile MMS rules large sections of the youth in the world.

© Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 9

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Euro who?
You wrong all of you economists, this common currency is not at all working.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Oil who?
I’ll give the full tank a miss this time thank you. Can’t afford it with all these damn hikes!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna who?
An’ now you find yourself on the same boat as the government, with dissension, controversies, charges and media scrutiny!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mahashatak who?
Mahashatak where and how? More importantly “when” is the biggest question!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru