Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Euro.
Euro who?
You wrong all of you economists, this common currency is not at all working.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Oil
Oil who?
I’ll give the full tank a miss this time thank you. Can’t afford it with all these damn hikes!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now you find yourself on the same boat as the government, with dissension, controversies, charges and media scrutiny!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mahashatak.
Mahashatak who?
Mahashatak where and how? More importantly “when” is the biggest question!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru