Pappu Parliamentary musings…

Son of Bofors tainted Rajiv and National Herald accused Pappu to wear black armband to protest against corruption.
‪#‎2G‬ ‪#‎Coalgate‬ ‪#‎Choppergate‬

During Lok Sabha sessions—No work.
Between Lok Sabha sessions—Vacation.
Wah re Pappu, maan gaye!

Headlines in advance…
Monsoon session washed out/drowned/a wet blanket.
Winter session frosty/left out in the cold.
Budget session bludgeoned/bankrupt.

Pappu to BJP…
Please someone resign fast, my Thailand vacation is overdue, don’t know how long I can wait.
Arnab: Main bhi kabse intezaar kar raha hu!

Kaam haaraam hai.
Maine zindagi main koi kaam nahin kiya aur main Modi ko bhi nahin karne doonga.
—Sri Sri Pappu Maharaj.

Monsoon session go away,
Come again another day,
Little Pappu wants to holiday.

Congress is trying to turn Parliament into IPL.
(Indian Pappu League)

Lok Sabha…
Roke Sabha. (Stop all work)
Tok Sabha. (Poke everyone)
Woke Sabha. (From sleep)
Joke Sabha.

Lok Sabha = Roke sako to roke lo Sabha.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Congress-BJP musings…

Chargesheeted/convicted politicians…
Sonia, Pappu, Jaya, Raja, YSR, Kejri, TMC leaders, Laloo…
Non-chargesheeted politicians…
Sushma & Vasundhara.
Guess who’s agitating against who!

So much “real” real estate and no action taken.
But a little “virtual” real estate on Facebook leads to high action through Privilege Motion.

Vadra will be arrested within 3 months of Modi taking charge.
Privilege Motion against Vadra 14 months after Modi taking charge.

Congress to BJP…
For every scam you do, we will do 10, but you’ll get 10 times the media coverage.

In The Accidental Prime Minister film Manmohan will have no dialogues, but sub-titles will appear displaying his thoughts every time he comes on the screen.

Sonia: Hamaara ek MP unke dus ke barabar.
Congress MPs: Yeah! We’re 440 MPs! We’re in majority. Naacho, koodo, bhaago!

No action against Sonia.
No action against any Congress leader.
No action even against Vadra.
Every inaction will get an equal and opposite action in Parliament.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru