Modi: Development. Internet. Bank accounts. Foreign policy. #MakeInIndia. #SelfieWithDaughter…
Analysis: Fascist dictator!
Media: Caste distribution of votes. Minority votebank analysis. Ignore attacks against Hindus. Abuse Hinduism. Avoid all dynasty misdeeds.
Analysis: Liberal neutral seculars!
His political opponents, who indulge in corruption, nepotism, caste politics and throw development in the dustbin…
Analysis: Must be backed at any cost to stop Modi in his tracks!
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The First Dictator: Mahatma Gandhi.
Dictator II: Jawaharlal Nehru.
Dictator III: Indira Gandhi.
Dictator IV: Sanjay Gandhi.
Dictator V: Rajiv Gandhi.
Dictator VI: Sonia Gandhi.
The First Democrat: Lal Bahadur Shastri.
Democrat II: PV Narasimha Rao.
Democrat III: AB Vajpayee.
Time pass on the PM’s chair…
The First: Morarji Desai.
II: Charan Singh.
III: VP Singh.
IV: Chandrashekhar.
V: HD Deve Gowda.
VI: IK Gujral
VII: Manmohan Singh.
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Indian Media—Ek baar maine commitment dee to main khud ki bhi nahin sunta!
(P.S.—Maine Congress ko 1947 main hi commitment dee thee!)
Sonia declared Emergency for the Congress party in 1998 and the mainstream media in 2004.
It is yet to be lifted though.
Most over-rated scam of all time: #LalitGate.
Most under-rated scam of all time: #Vyapam.
Both happening simultaneously.
Coverage: #LalitGate 99.99%. #Vyapam 0.001%.
Lalit Modi can start a #SelfieWithLalit trend and then proceed to post pictures of thousands of politicians, celebrities and journalists straight away.
The media would still carry photoshopped pix of BJP leaders.
Worst spokespersons…
1. UPA2.
2. NDA2.
3. NDA1.
4. UPA1.
Best spokespersons…
For Congress: Always MSM.
For BJP: SM till 2014.
Sameer Jain destroyed Indian newspapers.
Prannoy Roy destroyed Indian news TV.
Now they’re desperately trying to destroy the Internet.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Modi—Put in infinite loop.
BJP leader—Lead story.
Congress leader—Avoid as far as possible.
Kejri—Put on hold for even longer than the above.
Vadra—Ignore.
Pappu—LOL! Impossible!
Priyanka—Blasphemy!
Any other leader not mentioned above—Treat fairly and cover if nothing else better to do.
Sonia—Red alert! Abort! Abort! Abort! Cease all reporting at once! Go home! Go in hiding if you took her name even by mistake!
© Sunil Rajguru
Praise Modi = Bigot.
Abuse Modi = Liberal.
Praise Sonia = Neutral.
Abuse Sonia = Defamation.
Praise Pappu = First choice.
Abuse Pappu = When all fails.
Praise Kejri = First choice.
Abuse Kejri = When all spectacularly fails.
Praise Laloo = The rule.
Abuse Laloo = Not even the exception.
Praise Pakistan = The rule.
Abuse Pakistan = Anti-national.
Praise Hinduism = Communal.
Abuse Hinduism = Secular.
Praise Communism = True humanism.
Abuse Communism = Blasphemy!
Praise Israel = Human rights violation.
Abuse Israel = OK even if Hamas is praised.
© Sunil Rajguru
Those who have been abusively trolling Modi since 2002 are most outraged by anonymous trolls on Twitter.
Congress: We have asked 23 resignations, organized 154 press conferences and relaunched Pappu 778 times.
Q: What about the voters?
Congress: Oh! We gave up on them a long time ago!
NEWS…
Yesterday: North East West South.
Today: Noise Entertainment Worthlessness Sensationalism.
#MSM
These versions by Sunil Rajguru