Modi—Put in infinite loop.

BJP leader—Lead story.

Congress leader—Avoid as far as possible.

Kejri—Put on hold for even longer than the above.

Vadra—Ignore.

Pappu—LOL! Impossible!

Priyanka—Blasphemy!

Any other leader not mentioned above—Treat fairly and cover if nothing else better to do.

Sonia—Red alert! Abort! Abort! Abort! Cease all reporting at once! Go home! Go in hiding if you took her name even by mistake!

© Sunil Rajguru