Yuhi kat jaayenge Delhiwaalloh ke paanch saal…

Step 1: Waste time organizing Delhi Statehood referendum.

Step 2: Waste more time with the actual referendum.

Step 3: Wait for the Centre to turn down Delhi Statehood proposal if “Yes” verdict in the referendum.

Step 4: Waste even more time organizing a dharna and protests against the above rejection.

Step 6: Blame each and everything on the Centre after that for the rest of the term.

Step 7: Blame the Centre in the 2020 Delhi Assembly elections.

Step 8: Fool the Delhi public for the third straight time in 2020 and repeat the whole process.

It’s called the Delhi Déjà vu!

© Sunil Rajguru

The never-ending Kejri nautanki musings…

AAP First Law Minister—Khirki Extension Raid.
Second Law Minister—Fake degree scam.
Third Law Minister—I will do stir over Delhi referendum and go to “any length”!

Kejri antics have ensured Delhi will never get Statehood.
So waste time by holding a meaningless referendum.
Kejri is the ultimate time-pass CM.

They said—Kejriwal is better than Modi.
Looks like—Even Pappu is better than Kejriwal.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The never-ending Modi hater musings…

Lots of ways to get 15 minutes of fame.
One way to get 15 years of fame: Abuse Modi.
(Project began in 2002 and continues)

Yesterday: How will he speak on the national stage?
Today: He speaks really well, but no action.
Tomorrow: Results are there, but hardly enough!

When Manmohan, Sonia, Khurshid and Sibal were doing a pathetic job, Modi was attacked to divert attention.
When Modi is doing well, attack Sushma, Raje, etc to divert attention.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Biggest scams in Independent India’s history…

In terms of brand value—Bofors.

In terms of amount involved—Coalgate.

In terms of Prime Minister’s direct involvement—Coalgate.

In terms of cover-up and deaths—Vyapam.

Biggest hype-up—#LalitGate.

In sports—2G.

Biggest directly involving media—Radiagate.

Biggest convicted scamster loved by media—Laloo.

First big scam immediately after independence—Disappearance of money/treasure of the Indian National Army.

Number of major scams yet to be unearthed—Thousands.

Number of scamsters roaming free—Millions.

Number of Indians who must have eaten scam money directly or indirectly—Crores.

Media’s ScamGuard Shield provided to—Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty.

© Sunil Rajguru