The AAP grand nautakni continues…

Governance Kejri style…
Delhi Govt—Less money.
AAP—Power subsidy.
Delhi Govt—Practically no money.
AAP—Water subsidy.
Delhi Govt—No money!
AAP—Subsidised AAP canteens all over!
New Delhi to be renamed New Subsidy.

Spot the difference…
We will protect Muslims—Sonia.
We will protect lower castes—Laloo.
We will protect middle class—Kejri.

By 2019, the bankrupt Delhi government coffers will get to know of a new term.

Kora kaagaz tha ye mann mera, likh diya uspe naam tera.
Kejri to corruption, nepotism and dirty politics.

Imran Khan’s PTI should rename itself to…
Aam Aadmi’s PTI.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Greece went over the edge…

Q—How does a Greek say EU?

In cricket, the umpire gives Out.
In EU, the umpire gives BailOut.

Are you worried about Climate Change?
Greece—No, Currency Change is more frightening!
‪#‎Greekment‬ ‪#‎ThisIsACoup‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

The G in Greece now stands for Germany.
The e in Germany stands for Euro.
And how long the Euro will stand no-one knows.

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IPL goes really murky musings…

Indian Paupers League.

Chennai Super Paupers.
Rajasthan Commoners.
Deccan Discharged.
Kochi Detusked Kerala.
Pune Absentees India.
Next is what?

IPL—Have brand new teams every year.
Loads of money and no need to ban wrongdoing teams.

What may happen…
India Cements changes name to Chennai Cements.
Chennai Super Kings changes name to Chennai Sooper Kings.
Srinivasan also changes name.
IPL 2016: All Izz Well!

After Tests, will you retire from IPL too?
Dhoni—I think the IPL just got retired!

From 2008-15, more than 500 IPL matches were played while Team India played only 44 international T20s.

BCCI = Betting Corruption Cash IPL.
The remaining is a Tiny TOT.
(TOT = Tests ODIs T20 internationals)

A brief history of IPL…
IPL founder fled India.
Half of owners arrested/being probed.
5 teams out.
Many match-fixing plus other scandals.

What’s the IPL score?
8 for 5.
8 = Seasons of IPL.
5 = Wickets (teams) down.
1. KTK.
2. DC.
3. PWI.
4. CSK.
5. RR.

Srinivasan’s son-in-law=Guilty.
Srinivasan’s team=Guilty.
Srinivasan’s fiefdom=Guilty.
Srinivasan=Squeaky clean.

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The never-ending Modi hater musings…

#‎AdarshLiberal‬ logic…
Hang Modi even if there’s no proof.
Don’t hang Kasab/Yakub even if Supreme Court convicts and President turns down clemency.

Media and BJP share a love-hate relationship.
Media hates BJP.
BJP loves media.

Media attacks Modi. Wins 2002.
Media attacks Modi. Wins 2007.
Media attacks Modi. Wins 2012.
Media attacks Modi. Wins 2014.
Media attacks Modi. Wins 2019???

For ‪#‎ModiHaters‬…‬‬‬
Celebrities maliciously attacking for 12 years = Freedom of Speech.
For ‪#‎ModiSupporters‬…‬‬‬
Anonymous accounts = Abusive trolling = Modi is guilty.

More time in England than India.
More time in TV studios than Nalanda.
More time on politics than economics.
More time on nonsense than sense.

The remarkable neglect of elementary education in India is striking.
—Amartya Sen.
That’s why I was only ruining higher education via Nalanda University!

Indian Twitter troll: A person who attacks a Modi hater for abusing him.
(Or even criticizes him or points out his/her mistakes)

1-year-report of activists, intellectuals and media…
We were OK with the Fascism of the Congress (mainly because we were a part of it) but not the perceived Fascism of the BJP (from which we are excluded).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Film and Television Institute of India musings…

Bureaucrat heads film institute. OK.
Cartoonist heads film institute. OK.
Writer heads film institute. OK.
Actor heads film institute. Sparta!!!

Politician heading cricket body. OK.
Dance teacher heading censor board. OK.
Novice heading India. OK.
Actor heading Film institute. Sparta!!!

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Ho raha Bharat Nirman from 1947-2147…

Congress in 1947—We will make India No. 1 in 25 years!
Media-Civil Society—Wah wah! Bahut khoob! Beautiful! Maja aa gaya!

After 25 years…
Congress in 1972—We will make India No. 1 in 25 years!
Media-Civil Society—Wah wah! Bahut khoob! Beautiful! Maja aa gaya!

After another 25 years…
Congress in 1997—We will make India No. 1 in 25 years!
Media-Civil Society—Wah wah! Bahut khoob! Beautiful! Maja aa gaya!

2015 …
Amit Shah—We will make India No. 1 in 25 years!
Media-Civil Society—Fraud! Jumla! Where are the accha din???!!!???

If Pappu becomes PM in 2019…
Congress in 2020—We will make India No. 1 in 25 years!
Media-Civil Society—Wah wah! Bahut khoob! Beautiful! Maja aa gaya!

© Sunil Rajguru