Criticize Modi—Humanist.
Criticize BJP—Neutral.
Criticize Congress—Hater.
Criticize Congress supporter—Venomous.
Criticize media—Troll.
Criticize Sonia—Criminal.

Citizen—When will we get justice in ‪#‎VyapamScam‬?
Justice—Kripaya intezaar keejiye. Aap kartaar main hai.

I hereby declare myself an independent, mobile republic.
Said by Arundhati Roy.
Implemented by Kejri.

There are so many chargesheeted politicians. We will be better.
—Kejri.
I didn’t know “better” meant he’ll give us more chargesheeted politicians!
—Voter.
Karnataka Unity.
Government. Opposition. Lokayukta.
Hum Sab Scam Main Saath Saath Hain.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru